Afternoon Crumbs

Is that Miley's Myspace pout?

And I don't like that drunken stepfather guy, but he's more tolerable than that scumbag at IDLYITW.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

"Kim Kardashian" and "fake" used in the same sentence is a little bit redundant.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

I knew that Alicia Sacramone chick was whack. Whenever I saw her on tv she always looked like she'd knife a bitch.

Granted the video was stupid but whatever.

I was really surprised she got all emotional last night. Yes, she cost the team gold, I mean she f-cked up hugely not once, but TWICE. But when they were interviewing the girls, that twat from NBC wouldn't even pass the mic to her. She talked to Shawn whatever-her-name-is like twice. Towards the end you could tell that Alicia was going to break any second. Totally out of character.

What would have been nice would have been if those dumb c-nts would have stopped smiling. Granted you won a medal, but it was the bronze. How much can bronze be worth? Those chicks were like Stepford Gymnasts.

Just a wild guess here, but I get the sense that Drunken Stepfather doesn't care for Miley Cyrus. She must be pretty annoying, because he'll go for anything underage it seems.

I won't even comment on Aubrey because I don't care as PSL correctly pointed out earlier. Well, except for the fact that she could have been so great if she just wore better clothes and toned down the makeup. I can't believe that she wears makeup all the time when she is a naturally pretty girl. She seems so sweet but ruins that with the tramp act and tranny clothes. A totally wasted asset. Very sad indeed.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 7:22pm

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Prunedrank!!! Then they'd draw straws to see who gets to knit it a hat to match the sweater it picked up at GlamourPaws.

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Have u guys heard that he ever appeared on the wealthy dating club" """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating? There are his hot photos and Lots of hot girls are found in his circle there. ...

Alicia Sacramone is my favorite girl on the team. I felt so bad for her last night, since she knew she cost the team the Gold...and so did the world. But I say congratulations girl! You're an Olympian and you got out there and did your best and you're still one of the best gymnasts out there. And silver ain't too shabby! I'm rooting for you to get the gold in vault event finals. Plus, you are mad hot and even this homo here wants to do you! Shawn Johnson who? YOU are the star of the team, and don't you forget it!

Submitted by Kizzy on August 13, 2008 - 7:22pm.

You could've had the dough for the first chupacabra sighting!! ROFL
In the mall, you said? Don't tell me--the chupacabra was doing laps with the grannies, BWHAHAHAHAHA!!
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The grannies with the giant nude panties on talking about all their kids and grandkids, sippin' on PURPLE PRUNEDRANK.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 13, 2008 - 7:19pm.

Well, let's put it this way: I'm not talking about Y.O.U. *snarky face*
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Right-O ;)
Oh wait... should we be conversing on here? God forbid anyone goes on another 17 hour tirade of how we have each other's email addresses.

People can be so fucking stupid. Anytime they see a mangy animal (dog, coyote, bear, etc.) they automatically assume it's some kind of monster like Bigfoot or the Chupacabra (sp?). Dumbasses.

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 13, 2008 - 7:19pm.

You could've had the dough for the first chupacabra sighting!! ROFL
In the mall, you said? Don't tell me--the chupacabra was doing laps with the grannies, BWHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 7:17pm.

I saw the video of that thing running and at first I thought it was a video of this real twat from the forums who used to post out here, running in the mall or something. Then I said "Meh, she isn't that cute".
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WHich poster are you talking about?

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Well, let's put it this way: I'm not talking about Y.O.U. *snarky face*

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

Submitted by Sugaroo on August 13, 2008 - 6:18pm.

I saw the video of that thing running and at first I thought it was a video of this real twat from the forums who used to post out here, running in the mall or something. Then I said "Meh, she isn't that cute".
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WHich poster are you talking about?

that's what comes out when a dog does sexy times with a pig.

I saw the video of that thing running and at first I thought it was a video of this real twat from the forums who used to post out here, running in the mall or something. Then I said "Meh, she isn't that cute".

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Laissez le bon temps rouler!

i have an even bigger crush on AlSac now. yeah, im calling her that.

Aubrey O'Day is gross.

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Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 3:53pm.

LCT,
"Make sex with Gerry's balls in pant times!"

I am SOOO on it!!!

I love the fact that you found nekkid Gerry!! I knew it was out there!
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Too bad it's floppy times and not sexy times peen. He doesn't look particularly hung. It's ok though, at least that way you can deep throat him. TMI.

Submitted by shandi on August 13, 2008 - 4:02pm.

I can't get any sound on the video, so will someone please tell me what the big deal is about watching some ugly inbred dog running around?
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Same old, same old. "I saw this thing running, which is probably a chupe, so I filmed it".

I can't get any sound on the video, so will someone please tell me what the big deal is about watching some ugly inbred dog running around?

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by JuneStar on August 13, 2008 - 3:08pm.
why do they always have to go with a "name" for these batman characters. I like to see unknowns because then I really see them as the character.

While the do go for "name" people, they do not go for overexposed people like Angelina in this particular batman instalment. the batman movies of the 90's was more for her!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by la coocaracha on August 13, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Drunken Stepfather needs to be analy (sp?)electrocuted.
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And then ear raped by an AIDS infected dick!

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True, but he does have a point about Miley Cyrus.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

LCT,
"Make sex with Gerry's balls in pant times!"

I am SOOO on it!!!

I love the fact that you found nekkid Gerry!! I knew it was out there!

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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!

I can't imagine the director of this Batman Franchise casting Jolie as Catwoman. He doesn't seem into overexposed celebrities! I pray to god Charlize Theron gets cast as Catwoman.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I had no idea it was Tera Patrick in that link. I love her. I should really do something about my "porn addiction"

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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.

Hahaha. Angelina and her Porn Star friend, she'll try denying it! She can try to pretend to be a do gooder all she wants, but obviously all all crap! On the other Hand, this could have been made up by someone else who wants the Catwoman Role, to give Angelina bad Press so she wont get the role!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I think the universe meant for Angelina to be a porn star, but somehow she eluded that fate by manipulating the media. Porn is her level of acting skill and looks-wise she would fit right in.

Submitted by Sensimina on August 13, 2008 - 2:09pm.

3. Somebody please beat the fucking shit out of Miley Cyrus. I don't mean a catfight either. She needs to bleed.

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Maybe you can hire Alicia Sacramone to knock her out?

Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 3:15pm.

LOVE CARROTTOP and Gerry are back!!

Happy times in ma pants!
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Make sex with Gerry's balls in pant times!

drunken stepfather has the best bitch-session on Miley. ever.

LOVE CARROTTOP and Gerry are back!!

Happy times in ma pants!

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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!

why do they always have to go with a "name" for these batman characters. I like to see unknowns because then I really see them as the character.

http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

You know I'm always ready to take on GirlScouts for Samoas and Tagalongs.

I thought crabs were like fleas and lice, they lay eggs? I don't know, I don't eat seafood.

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Do people really need to buy Rid to kill crabs? Can't you just shave your bush, or do they dig in like chiggers? Can you even catch crabs with a bare vag?

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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Wonky mission? Is someone on a quest to get rid of her crabs? Easy solution. Shave one side, and when the crabs jump over to the forest on the other side, light it on fire.

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Actually, I donned a Hazmat suit and sprayed her in the cooch and face with Raid. And Kizzy beat up the girl scouts for their cookies, of course--you know how we need our fuel. Tagalong? *hands box to LCT*

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

SMOOOOOCHES to everyone. I missed you all so much I had to at least come back to see if it'd calmed down. If assface cuntbag queef shows up again I swear to Allah........

LOL Bradie, MK said that once. But I'll give you Shiloh for Zahara? wanna trade?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"

Wonky mission? Is someone on a quest to get rid of her crabs? Easy solution. Shave one side, and when the crabs jump over to the forest on the other side, light it on fire.

snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 2:32pm

*gives snowy a Coke*
Ok, where's my Shiloh?

sorry, couldn't resist.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

iz time for me to go to work....heehee

have a great day everyone, and play nice!

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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Has shit calmed down in here or are avoiding times still needed?

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LCT! I think aside from my Michael Bay rant in the other thread it's been relatively tame here.
You missed out on a Wonky mission this morning!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 13, 2008 - 2:29pm.

Iz good times, iz happy times, iz bong times, iz birfday times, iz party times

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LCT come on back! I think she did us all a favor and really offed herself. OMG I am soooo bad!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"

Aww...see, you guys? Angelina DOES has a female friend!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Has shit calmed down in here or are avoiding times still needed?

Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 2:25pm

Actually I am glad she isn't over exposed here.

It makes movies she is in that get released to the masses here that much better.

That's just me though.
But I love her and all her glorious hotness.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

That video of A. Sacramone does not surprise me. Homegirl looked like she wanted to deck the camerman who was all up in her face last night after she blew her floor excercise. I sooo wanted her to do it!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

BRADIFUL BITCH:
I fuckin love Monica I wish she was in more english speaking movies her body is fuckin amazing she would be an amazing Catwoman.

One more comment about Drunken Stepfather - Hollywood Tuna is ten thousand times creepier. There are no joking overtones - the guys who write it are serious douchebags. Here's the HT response to Jen Aniston bending over:

Oh ya! Now that’s a good bitch.

13 more pictures of Jennifer Aniston

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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule

The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Sensimina:
Look I undertsand you like it, but I don't I...just don't he is a misogynistic asshole and not funny maybe I read to much Jezebel.