Wednesday, August 13th 2008
The Alien Princess In Paradise
I'm going to assume that Princess RiRi was in a bikini pinch, so she quickly searched through the discount bin of a low-rent lingerie store and picked out the first two things she could fit into. For a second there I thought she was wearing smiley face bikini briefs. I mean, those things are "period panties." They aren't meant to be worn at the beach.
Here's Princess RiRi sunning her tenhead in Barbados with her man Chris Brown. I'm surprised her royal forehead got on a banana boat. I love those things. The last time I was at the beach and wanted to get on one, my cunty ass friend said, "Don't let Michael get on it! His ass will suck it up." Rude. True, but rude.
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her body is fine, i can even tolerate the mismatched bikini, however her face looks quite unattractive without make up...she looks so unremarkable here compared to how cool she normally looks. of course no one should be all made up at the beach, i just mean she looks so blah & even a little creepy.
People who wear that much jewelry to the beach look like idiots. I mean what is the purpose?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
MK, between your pregnant vagina hiccuper and this guy, you have some funny-ass friends!
I don't understand the mismatched thing. The top is all right, if she'd gotten a bottom that matched she'd be fine. And she is in excellent shape... I like her, if for no other reason, because I know her mere existence makes Beyonce want to pull out her Barbie weave!
This girl is totally my bitch. Wow, I'm glad she didn't get weighed down though by those bracelets. Damn, girl! Yeah and Chris Brown is hot. I'd tap that.
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Mismatched bikinis bug the shit out of me, no matter how fierce this chick looks in animal prints. Chris Brown is sorta hot. I wish I were at the beach, sigh.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
Submitted by snowpiece on August 13, 2008 - 10:11am.
Mrs. K your thighs are lovely! ;)
they is great for crushing beer cans when my head starts to get tired of doing it
Mrs. K your thighs are lovely! ;)
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Wow, they look so....normal. Not stuck up or with a chip on their shoulder like Paris usually has whenever she's out in public. Bleh....
Well, thanks to all of you for making me feel better about my thighs!!!!!
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dance to the music
all night long
everyday people
sing their simple song
mama's so happy
mama starts to cry
papa's still singing
you can make it if you try
i want to thank you for letting me be myself again
i want to thank you for letting me be myself again
Her legs aren't fat. She has very large thigh and gluteous maximus muscles. Most black people do.
It's nice to see a NORMAL body on teen girl even though I do not like Rhiannabanafofana.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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ten thousand bracelets.....at the beach???
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I don't think she's fat, But I'm glad I have my body and not hers.
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
IMO the mixmatch bikini looks good on her. She looks sexy.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 9:56am.
Mrs K.,
Yeah, i like my women curvier...wait....um...
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HA!
you say curvy
I say fat thighs
that's what makes horse races.
Mrs K.,
Yeah, i like my women curvier...wait....um...
Off topic! Rent "Maybe, Baby"
Hugh Laurie was funny as hell!!!
Best line from the movie….. "I've got slack, stupid sperm. That's the bloody conclusion. The stuff's been dawdling back up my dick, bumping into each other, getting their abnormal tails tangled. "
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Thank you Clarisse, sweet Bale(head) icon as well.
Her body looks awesome...hate her butch haircuts, though. Her whole style concept seems to be coming from an overzelous, gay stylist whose fashion sensibility is more fantasy than reality (like Jennifer Hudson's guru).
However, the mismatched bikini is cute IMO. When I had a bf in Hawaii he claimed that they could tell who were locals because they never wore matching bikinis.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
I had a deja-vu when I read these comments... weird. Anygays, I don't understand why people from Hollyweird wear like 10 pounds of jewelry to the beach. I never wear any because it always gets lost! Then again I guess they have the money to replace it. Damn them.
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they make such a cute couple
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
you guys would kill for that body?
seriously?
that is what my body looks like and I would kill for giselle bundchen's body
oy, the grass is always greener
I really love her and her body is fierce!
I would also kill for that body.
That's awful. Wrong, wrong, wrong.
I get SO mad at these people.
If had that money and those stylists, the time...
I would look perfect all day every day! It's my lifelong dream for everything to be so easy like that and they just waste it on so much atrocity!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Fuckin kill for that body!!
Salem...Kudos on the DDL av!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
God seriously every time I hear a Rhianna song (which mysteriously seems as if they are played on EVERY radio station, at all times) I think of her as the Alien Princess! HAHA! Thanks MK for the association! She truly does look like one...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK, duh.
I need a vacation.
Why do people wear 10 tons of jewelry to the beach? Those bracelets will totally sink her skinny ass.
What do you know about "period panties" MK?
Shes got a great body. I wonder how long til someone says shes fat?
that bikini looks so stupid...
I like her with Chris Brown..they are cute...
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Just when every day seemed to greet me with a smile; sun spots are fading, now I'm doing time, now I'm doing time.....
-Soundgarden "Fell On Black Days"
stars try waaaay to hard to start new fashion trends these days.
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