Wednesday, August 13th 2008
The Alien Princess In Paradise
I'm going to assume that Princess RiRi was in a bikini pinch, so she quickly searched through the discount bin of a low-rent lingerie store and picked out the first two things she could fit into. For a second there I thought she was wearing smiley face bikini briefs. I mean, those things are "period panties." They aren't meant to be worn at the beach.
Here's Princess RiRi sunning her tenhead in Barbados with her man Chris Brown. I'm surprised her royal forehead got on a banana boat. I love those things. The last time I was at the beach and wanted to get on one, my cunty ass friend said, "Don't let Michael get on it! His ass will suck it up." Rude. True, but rude.
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Alleykat, this silly pretentious cunt think she's at a photoshoot everywhere she goes. She could be taking a dump, with that "sexy" glazed over expression and ridiculous amounts of jewelery.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
She's not fat, HE IS FAT.
Can someone tell these peoples it's OK to leave the jewelry at home when you go to the beach, they look ridiculous!
She really thinks she's hot shit.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Submitted by Echo27 on August 13, 2008 - 11:56pm.
I don't think she's fat, I just think she has ET's cheekbones.
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Anyone on here who thinks Rihanna is fat needs to have their head examined. She has a WOMANLY figure, which is what a woman is supposed to have. In fact, most men I know would take Rihanna over a fucking twiggy-ass Olsen anyday.
A big clap and thank you to the people who mentioned the fact that Rihanna is black, and therefore more genetically predisposed to having a certain body type. ( A bigger ass and thighs)
No amount of lunges or working out is going to change this. Look at women like Tina Turner, Naomi Campbell, Beyonce', Venus and Serena Williams, or millions of other black women.
There is nothing wrong with Rihanna's body
It is too bad some people are too ignorant to realize this.
First of all she has a nice body!
****NEWS FLASH***** Black women naturally have bigger thighs and butts than other races! She's not trying to look like some anorexic white chick (thank goodness).
I would also like to add that she doesn't have cellulite! How many of you jealous ass bitches can say that shit?
For the record I don't give 2 cents about RiRi but I can't stand jealous ass haters who sit behind their computers with their bellies hanging down to their knees talking shit about women who keep their bodies in shape.
Shut the fuck up and finish eating your 6th Cheeseburger for today.
Her music is shit and by most accounts she's a diva bitch, but I don't care. She is absolutely DELICIOUS.
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Yup-- okay. I still say she's got extra cheese on those burger thighs, you guys don't. All I can say is that if I was a 19-20 something Pop Star who flaunted my sexuality to everyone who would look at me and is all over another woman's man on National TV...I would be HORRIFIED that these pictures were out there.
This is not about eating disorders, it's not about the media and the Fashion World pushing young girls to be thin. It's about a bitchy Pop Star with BIG FAT FUCKING THIGHS. Sheesh.
she looks good to me but that's my body type...you'd all hit it so STFU
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Who wears that much jewelry to the beach?
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Gimme some sugar!
her thighs may be bigger than mine but there's not a drop of cellulite on them and her ass looks great.
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In that last pic, the tag is out of her bikini bottom...I hate it when that shit happens!
Your face!
Let's get off the pro-ana b.s. and just say, it's okay if her thighs are TOUCHING!!! Ok? You know why, she has muscular thighs, there's no to little fat on them. Normally, women of average weight have some thigh touching (I personally don't like it when mine do, but that's me.) I don't like her bikini style either, that shit should be matching or at least the top and bottom should have similar color scheme or pattern.
Your face!
How is this girl "fat" when she DANCES and shit all the time? I think she is pretty toned IMO, and there is a difference between being TOO flabby and cellulite ridden (Mischa Barton, ect...) where you can see it CLEARLY photographed....you can't see that on here, and there is a such thing of having TOO much muscle and your dude feel you up and feels like he's touching his homeboy! UGH!!
you also have to remember that everyone's body is DIFFERENT (weight and height are a big factor)
This pic isn't even an all up close shot, so how is she fat? I get the part about her thighs touching/rubbing together (lol) but do you want her to have a big ass nasty ass gap between her legs like SamRo? Ummmm NO!
PS: RiRi's music is SHIT LOL
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Hey hey hey...she came into my boutique on Friday here in NYC and bought this fab suit from me. I love how she can clash and still look good. It's about setting yourself apart from others!! FYI, she's beautiful!
What is the big deal with this thing? She's ugly and can't sing. Lame. Oh and her hair is always really stupid looking.
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her name is spelled Aaliyah, i'm too lazy to post the original comments, but that was irritating
I like them together.
Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret
Oh, and by the way, bitch is young enough where laying off the extra Hoho's and doing a few deep lunges should clear that mess right up. A few of the older celebs out there seem to manage.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 13, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I despise this bitch's music and want to stab her with a rusty nail everytime I hear her sing... but to those saying she's fat... puh-leeze! When is it going to be ok to have a normal woman's body? When is the super skinny 4% body fat ideal going to just go the fuck away. It's unrealistic and dangerous. She looks fine.
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You're so right.....
I dont know that shes fat, rather just oddly porportioned....like everything else on this funny ass looking girl. I think she should do some sort muscle training to tone up in certain areas rather than loose weight....if she did that, her body would look far more porportionate.
And this bitch has the most adverage voice, looks, talent and lease appeal of all of the multiple crop of black female entertainers since 1998. Alliyah=beauty, Ciara=good music, Beyonce=good music, beauty, this ho...an overproduced, mostly ugly talentless freak!
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on August 13, 2008 - 11:57am.
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Uh, I don't see jiggling in this photograph. The old "Theyre famous so they are supposed to be perfect" argument is old hat. They are people too, not machines.The only thing perfect about celebrities should be their work. If you want perfection, join a religion or go out into nature. Plus, she's not fat at all;Why all the hate?
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Um, DUR--You may not actually see the jiggling, but when you are standing upright and your thighs are almost touching in the middle (when gravity should be helping) you've got too much thigh meat. Old hat or not, the argument is not that they should be perfect; but that they should at least look good, e.g. that extra thigh meat is her not doing her job.
She could have just been a singer; she chose to be a sex symbol as well, or she would wear a little more clothing and a little less eye make-up. I don't pick on Aretha because you don't see girlfriend strutting out on stage in a leather bikini.
I don't "hate" her, I don't give a shit about her. I am just pointing out the obvious. She's got big thighs- it is what it is, and they are what they are. Meaty, with an extra side of cottage cheese.
And let me repeat: THIGHS.ARE.FAT. Nothing else.
I despise this bitch's music and want to stab her with a rusty nail everytime I hear her sing... but to those saying she's fat... puh-leeze! When is it going to be ok to have a normal woman's body? When is the super skinny 4% body fat ideal going to just go the fuck away. It's unrealistic and dangerous. She looks fine.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 13, 2008 - 11:33am.
Yeah...but muscle doesn't jiggle when you walk. Nor does it sway in the wind, or push up when you sit. She needs to work on that flabby set of "muscles" in those thighs...
Oh and Chris Brown has turned into a fat fuck too (that's sarcasm-- no fat there, folks, just bad angles). And yes, I AM the pot calling the kettle black. But again, ain't nobody paying me to be a kettle!
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Uh, I don't see jiggling in this photograph. The old "Theyre famous so they are supposed to be perfect" argument is old hat. They are people too, not machines.The only thing perfect about celebrities should be their work. If you want perfection, join a religion or go out into nature. Plus, she's not fat at all;Why all the hate?
Maybe she doesn't have a sick need for other people to see her ass cheeks.
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 13, 2008 - 10:04am.
Her legs aren't fat. She has very large thigh and gluteous maximus muscles. Most black people do.
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Yeah...but muscle doesn't jiggle when you walk. Nor does it sway in the wind, or push up when you sit. She needs to work on that flabby set of "muscles" in those thighs...
Oh and Chris Brown has turned into a fat fuck too (that's sarcasm-- no fat there, folks, just bad angles). And yes, I AM the pot calling the kettle black. But again, ain't nobody paying me to be a kettle!
Submitted by Salem13 on August 13, 2008 - 9:45am.
Shes got a great body. I wonder how long til someone says shes fat?
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Wait no longer. She's fat. Her thighs, anyway. Sorry, that's a good body for those of us who aren't paid millions to be super-in-shape. She needs to get on the horn to Suzanne Somers and get a ThighMaster, STAT.
Ok maybe not kill but mine's been pretty ravaged by PCOS so smooth skin makes me jealous these days :(
I think she always looks pretty good. I wouldn't kill for her body, though. I like mine better.
GahGug
Awwww HELL!!!! I'm sooooo jelluuzzz.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
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Rihanna's gorgeous and has a bangin body, but she needs to SMILE more often! If i was a millionaire on a banana boat with my cute boyfriend, you wouldn't be able to wipe the smile off my face.
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Hmmmm, maybe but even the 13 yr olds down here don't do that shit. Maybe she can get away with it because she's RiRi. But "why" was my real question. It's not like she can't afford a matching hawt bikini.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 13, 2008 - 1:44pm.
angel_i
But if she was going there to be seen then why would she wear a mis matched bikini?
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If we were 13 we would think she was cool. Trust.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
angel_i
But if she was going there to be seen then why would she wear a mis matched bikini? Don't make no damn sense to me and I'm from Miami and that would get a true thumbs down with these uptight bitches round here fo sho!!
GahGug - are you eating a spicy chicken biscuit?? Oh lawdy, I would knock an old lady down in the street just to steal it from her. Be on guard!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Oh and thank you DLiSTED
For being the only site to actually SHOW chris brown's fat ass.
every other f*cking site shows him laying down, or in any other position that doesn't she his gut.
Awww young love
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Damn I know, be EATiN' me some right now!
Just glad chris dint eat da whole damn chain!
Submitted by Pimpcessa on August 13, 2008 - 1:19pm.
People who wear that much jewelry to the beach look like idiots. I mean what is the purpose?
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I guess it all depends on why you're going to the beach. You're right - you wouldn't take 4 of your best boyfriends and throw on all your jewelery if you were just going to enjoy the beach. You do that when you go to be seen enjoying the beach.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
GahGug
I love Bojangles!! Spicy chicken biscuit (drool)
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Ewww on the bikini.
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DAMN CHRIS BROWN PACKED ON SOME POUNDS.
BOY BEEN EATIN' BOJANGLES.
I'm certain no one on the beach was complaining that her drapes and curtains didn't match.
They were just happy to have her in the game!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Barbados looks nice. I believe that's where she's from.
it's true
my underpants and my bra do not match!!!!!
so sue me bitches
"period panties"....LOL I love it! Got have your stash so you don't eff up the cute ones.