Wednesday, August 13th 2008
He Already Has The Gold Medal In Douchebaggery
Everyone is talking about the Olympics. I've even caught my dog humming the Olympic theme every now and again. In honor of the Olympics, NY Magazine asked Diddy if there were a new Olympic sport that he thinks he could win the gold medal in, what would it be? You know he's been waiting for this question. I'm surprised he didn't say he would win the gold in "moisturizing the sexy."
Instead he said, "Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny. Even though I am serious."
It would have to be a solo event. He would also get extra points for screaming his own name and cumming douche water.
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He's nauseating. The only reason any tramp would lower herself to sleep with him is for the money and connections. He's delusional. I refuse to believe he could possibly be good in bed. Maybe the hoes told him he was good, but again the motive is money...
I am so fucking sick of this guy. I honestly do not know what he did to get noticed in the first place.
at first I thought the post title said "debauchery"! Either way it is TMI! would he really want to stand around and look at a bunch of dicks? Methinks he is trying to compensate for something, like ED.
If being a majestically shi**y "rapper" and stealing the beats and choruses for innumerable superior songs for use in his own wack-a$$ numbers and whoring fame and money off the memory of Biggie and designing played out clothes for sale at JC Penny were an Olympic event, he'd probably get the world record.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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I wonder how big it is?
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My Gay sources report he's a card-carrying, fully-paid up dues, closet case homo. I'd prefer Robert Downey Jr. to this human stain......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He's dipped his ink all over Hollywood....
and didn't his mom ever tell him if you have to brag about it - it's probably not true *coughs* 2 pump chump
*note to self, try Tantric sex and start power yoga for flexibility*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 11:28am.
Um, methinks Sting would sweep this category.
Anyone tried/engage in Tantric sex?
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Oooh. I know a couple moves that a friend (for really!) taught me. It's, like, overwhelmingly intense is the most I could say about it without writing porn.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 13, 2008 - 10:28am.
yes, when I was still in shape and deeply in love...indescribable awesomeness
Oh and Diddle is the grandest of douchebags-this fucker NEEDS to get a vasectomy...we don't need anymore spoiled mouthbreathing overpriveledged morons in America.
Well he'd obviously place first for "Over-inflated Ego".
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Hmm...methinks someone's trying to steal Dane Cook's crown....
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Wow, that shiot was so funny it made me queef WTF?????
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Submitted by Laura on August 13, 2008 - 10:28am.
Does he ever close his mouth? Ever?
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Um, no...how else would he catch flies???
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
When someone feels the need to point out that they were being funny, it's usually because deep down in their heart of hearts they know they're really not.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Does he ever close his mouth? Ever?
Um, methinks Sting would sweep this category.
Anyone tried/engage in Tantric sex?
I haven't.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Ok, Diddy. You can sit the fuck down now.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Thanx for that Puffy...STFU.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
Fuckwad.
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Hi5.
I can't stand this pompous asswipe.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
grrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
He's almost embarassing.
Horrible. And don't worry, P. Puff Diddy Daddy, it wasn't funny...especially when you contradicted your first statement and admitted you were being serious. Can we seriously ship him and Kanye overseas? I hate these talentless, entitled motherfuckers.
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