Crimped Hair!!!
Why in Bindi Irwin hell did Ty Ty crimp her weave?! If you ask her about it, she'll probably say, "Oh! I invented crimped hair. Don't you know?" Yes, I do know. I also know that I've had a fascination with crimped hair ever since I was a little homo child playing with my sister's Barbies.
My favorite Barbie was the one who looked like she could smooth wood with her hair. I'm talking about Beach Barbie (or maybe it was Skipper?). I loved that bitch. I wanted crimped hair so bad because of her. For Christmas one year, my sister got one of those irons with changeable plates including a crimped one. I used the fuck out of that shit. If I had pubic hair back then, I would've crimped it.
That being said, Ty Ty looks like something out of The Fifth Element.
Ty Ty crimped her hair yesterday to celebrate Vogue Italia's all-black issue with Chanel Iman, Stacey McKenzie, Selita Banks, Veronica Webb, Toccara, Beverly Johnson and many other models. Naomi Campbell wasn't there. Well, probably because seeing Ty Ty's face makes her want to beat a bitch with a Blackberry and she's trying to work on that.
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She looks RIDICULOUS. Hear that bitch? YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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Tyra's makeup reminds me of when I read that book IT. The only Stephen King book I started that I couldn't finish. I fucking hate clowns.
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I love Beverly Johnson, but that weave's got to go.
Tyra's hair isn't as bothersome as her make-up.
What happened to Veronica Webbs and Timm Duns show? Beverly Johnson needs to stop with that color weave. She needs a brown color with light lights and a shorter manageable length.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I am soooo binging and purging tonight for dinner.
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Faces like this are what happen when you have your makeup airbrushed onto your face by the styling artists at Mattel. Pretty and completely insane. She reminds me of Totally Hair Barbie, the biggest-selling Barbie of all time. God I loved crimping that bitch's ankle-length hair and dying strands purple and green. I wish I could do that to Tyra.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
I do love Toccara
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Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:33am.
that's pretty fucking hilarious Martha! I didn't even notice it behind her giant melon head and even more giant fake hair.
She has had way worse styled weaves. This is actually a step up for her.
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oh and selita ebanks is so beautiful-
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
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Tyra Banks is a strong, intelligent woman, who highlights the plight of fat strippers by going undercover on her news show. I'm thinking she should take over for Katie Couric! CBS could really use a bit of her brand of no-nonsense investigative reporting.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
vogue italia's segregation issue
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Tyra has put me on Atkins and now I'm thin and beautiful, all thanks to her. Hahahaha.
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I think I used to have a Barbie named Iman. She came with this miniature version of these irons with changeable plates. I always crimped her hair. Loved it!
Tyra looks THISBIG next to thinspirational Chanel Iman, and, why Grace Jones wasn't on that issue??
I love the Fifth Element!
I bet Ty Ty wishes she'd been in it...hence the look she's sporting there.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Submitted by angry mom on August 13, 2008 - 11:01am.
of course bitch puts herself in the middle...bitch needs all the attention all the fucking time...god I hate her
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The fact that she's posing in front of a veterinary clinic struck me as hilariously ironic.
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of course bitch puts herself in the middle...bitch needs all the attention all the fucking time...god I hate her
Holy fuck! Tyra wears more makeup than I do when I go out!!!!!!!!! Bitch looks good. I'm liking the 80s hair.
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Ty Ty looks stupid, as usual. For a former "supermodel" she has always lacked a sense of fashion.
It's Selita Ebanks, MK. I still love you, though :)
Dlisted makes the work day soooo much more bearable.
I thought she was made out of wax in that picture. Ha!
I wish Ty Ty would go Bye Bye.
She should not criticize models of looking like men when she herself is clearly tucking it in.
And why does she look like she is she getting ready for a gladiator fight in the Colosseum?
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She does look like her wax figure. How much make up can you wear?
who is the fish face in the baby blue?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Meh, I don't hate it. She's looked way worse. Her hair's a bit big but not anywhere near the size of her ego.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I thought it was wax too!
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
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Holy fuck I thought that was her Madam Tussad's wax figure.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.