And They Said It Wouldn't Last
Well, they were right. That's if you believe the Daily Mirror. Some ho told them that John Mayer has du-du-dumped Jennifer Aniston because he's not ready to give up his man whore ways. The two apparently tried to make it work by going on a little relationship hiatus. That didn't work, so they called it a day.
The source said, "John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. Initially Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she's simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken." Not to mention that he should probably keep his car in the garage for a while. And all his pet bunny rabbits indoors. You know, just in case.
Oh well, it's back to the old maid drawing board for Jenny! The NYDN reports that she's not spending her days cutting out John's face from pictures while screaming the lyrics to "Your Body is a Wonderland." She's apparently already dating someone else. You know, Jenny needs to take a breather and get to know herself. Don't go the Kate Hudson route of flapping her vagina all over town.
Jenny has been to Mayer and Vince Vaughn and anywhere she could run......she's beeeeeen to PITTadise, but she's never been to her. Oh God. I'm sorry for that. That song has been stuck in my head for the past 5 days ever since I watched Priscilla again on TV. I just had to let it out!
WTF is wrong with the loonies that have to hang onto the notion that all her relationships are for PR?! Give it a fucking rest, you sound like a broken record. Paul Sculfor dates aniston and it's PR - he dates Cameron Diaz and it's true love? Are you kidding me? John Mayer is a musician, not an actor or an actor wanna be. I'm sure there was no alterior motive behind his relationship with her. Jen Aniston is not allowed to move on with her life. Whether her relationships are considered transitional since her divorce or not, why is it anyone's concern? Most people in the world just want to see another human being happy. This chic has done NOTHING wrong. You have to question the character and mentality of someone who feels the need to attack a person who appeared to be the underdog in the first place!!
I think their PR people obviously thought they'd make a couple everyone would admire, which is ludicrous. Both came off as cynical; he came off as the slutty douche he is, she came off as a desperate cougar trying to wrest the spotlight away from her ex-husband and his partner. It was stupid and ill-conceived. Now I want to know where she'll end up - she's got to go the Salma Hayek route, find an unattractive civilian billionaire and get knocked up already.
Jennifer: It's not you, it's me...
John: Damn right it's you...
what a loser this fraud is and I hear the boy Manistonwh0re is dating now after being dumped is a Brad Pitt wannabe!
From MSNBC.com:
Anyone want to date Aniston?
It’s always interesting to consider how celebrity-relationship news leaks. Often, it’s a photo that does the talking (Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller, anyone?).
But in the case of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s recent break-up, it was Aniston’s camp - casting the net for potential suitors - that caused the leak.
“I got a call from someone very, very close to Jen over the weekend, asking if I knew anyone who might want to go out on a date with her,” says one industry insider. “They weren’t being very discreet about it - the news hadn’t even broken yet that she and John split. You’d think of all people, Jen Aniston wouldn’t need to use people in her camp as a dating service.”
Oh Phooey!
John told James Haven, over sushi and sake, that he is with Jennifer for the publicity. He said she is like "watching paint dry, boring to the max". James Haven had to hold in a snicker because he feels the same way about John and those drippy songs he sings. Blah!
He said that Jennifer is very strict about where John can go and that he has to call her from wherever he is to let her know what he's doing. He blames Brad. Brad is a blameable type of guy.
James Haven told John that he must stop the tomfoolery and breakup with Jennifer! Nothing good will come from pretending to be in a relationship. Just ask Lindsay!
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Pitty party are you kaiser from celebitchy? It isn't pitty, it's wishing a decent person happiness. But i agree jennifer should slow down, she is just encouraging her critics to use the information against her.
The story I read was that she dumped him and is already seeing someone else, and he had to hire a makeup artist to cover the puffiness around his eyes from crying constantly.
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I see the pity party is still going strong in here lol.
Jen might like to take some time out to be by herself for a while (if this story is true), get to know herself again- without the need to be dating anyone.
Hopefully we won't be seeing so many pics of JA/JM now. Along with the Jolie-Pitts, I hope (and wish that) they all stay out of the limelight for a long time. One can hope anyway...
I love this lady, unabashedly. Do I see her movies? Got to say no because I would rather read a book. Don't see any movies so no favorites there.
3 plus years of critical, nasty crap written about you by tabloids, on gossip blogs, and still she keeps going on with her life and friendships. Continues to work altho she doesn't have to and her life is full.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I'm not a huge jennifer fan, but she seems honest and genuine. I respect how she hasn't given up on love and is trying to make herself happy despite the constant criticism. I hope that she finds the right man for her. It's a shame and pathetic how angelina's abnormal fans are enjoying jennifer's misfortune.
Submitted by No Words on August 13, 2008 - 4:00pm.
love you too doll
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Honest to god, as my beloved Mrs. Kravitz has said...
Having a husband or a man in your life is NOT the be all and end all. Far from it.
If I were her I would enjoy my life, my fantastic body and my money.
Amen, doll.
I don't blame Jen, dated em a while and tell them to hit the road if they can't stand up. Who wants to date someone fro 20 years wiating. She's not going to be an not married lving with a cheater for the sake of having a man. She needs an older man, these guys she's dating are not worth their underwear.
All I know is that if this was a 30-something single and childless male celeb the tabloids wouldn't be going on about how sad and pathetic he was. Look at old ass George Clooney who just goes from woman to woman and is happily childless. He gets to be a swinging bachelor. But if a high profile female celeb his age was behaving the same way, she'd probably be painted as a desperate, old ho. Sorry to get on the soap box but the sexism in society as reflected in the tabs really bugs me sometimes.
I didn't hear Aniston telling one that Mayer was her true love so I don't get why this break up is supposed to be so tragic for her. Looked to me like she was just having a fling with a willing youngin’.
desperate has-been blob of tapioca.
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WOW - that sounds personal! Has been? NOT quite sure where you people get that from. She's been working non stop since 1996 ! I'd love to know who came up with the definition of a "has been"? Desperate? How so? She's been single for over 3 years, is she not allowed to date. I'd like to meet the person who got love right on the first try. Her ex cheated on her and then moved in with the replacement within months and accumulated 6 children in less than 3 years. To me that would sound like desperation.
Yaaawwwwwwwwwwn. He just got marginally more interesting just by severing ties with that desperate has-been blob of tapioca.
Which massive manho will she hook up with next? Ironically for someone who is apparently incapable of inspiring lasting interest, she only seems interested in dudes who are always casting an eye at the door to see what younger, hotter women are coming in. Even guys who aren't that hot, like Vince Vaughn.
I am sure that she will meet someone soon.
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serve her right john mayer is an asshole why would any woman want to deal with him?
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She's so irrelevant to....anything.
Oh please, some of you make me laugh, what did she lose a cheating husband. She divorced Pitt, moved on and haven't looked back. I don't belive this rumor one bit. Especialy since its coming from a trasy british tabloid. I think John and Jen are cute together. I hope everything works out great for them, but if it don't then whatever.
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Why would Mayer want to marry a guy, anyway?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 13, 2008 - 7:17pm.
None of us really knows what goes on in her life.
Maybe she isn't interested in having a relationship, but because of who she is and what she does she has to pretend.
Having a husband or a man in your life is NOT the be all and end all. Far from it.
If I were her I would enjoy my life, my fantastic body and my money.
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Amen.
Society thinks that it's wrong for a woman to have no men. Why would she need one if she already got money, fame and looks? To have children you don't have to be with a man anymore.
I loved my hubbies, but I also loved the time I was single. You come home... and nobody drives you nuts! No unnesessary responsibilities and duties, etc. And you can raise your kids as YOU believe is right.
Thanks God we are living in a time, when woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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madam s. - I agree. Tabloid fodder. She is just living her life. Tabs attack her and martyrize the other one.
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Well umm here's a guess. Everything was going along just fine until the media aided in the botched up @$$ bang that this relationship has become. When another tabloid mag decided to publish an issue with supposed insight into their fall wedding, maybe that helped in pushing Johnny boy away. He's young and doesn't seem too interested in settling down but let's be real, the guy pays attention to and comments often on the gossip said about him so we know he keeps tabs on this stuff. Seeing an entire mag cover dedicated to my supposed fictional wedding might be enough to send me running for the hills too.
Each girl he meets get worse and worse. They're all carrying way too much baggage personally and in the public eye.
And I would never date Jennifer Anniston if I were a guy simply because people are wondering two things... when r u going to marry the troll or when can the tabloids write you off as a jerk for dumping her.
@Mrs. K:
Hi! :D
I wrote this pretty cool post about the relationship timetable but I lost it somewhere. Really. So bizarre.
Anyhoo: It's true. I pick and choose what to believe. Some of it is more obvious than others. What bothered me about Jen one day, when I was needlessly Googling random images, was that period that either her or her publicist went through where they were trying to match her sexuality to Angelina's. IMO, that's when she started to seem slightly grabby. (I hesitate to say these things for fear of getting hi-fived by a Brangeloonie, but I am brave.) It's how I can begin to believe she's shopping timetables with John whereas The idea of her saying "I can't wait for Brad to see me holding my baby." sounds like a load of horseshit.
Also - they way she was hanging with Courtney there for a while - being a good friend, I believe. But hanging with a friend who's a newlywed with a new baby is bound to get a little depressing at times.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 13, 2008 - 10:25am.
I find the tabloids' obsession and speculation over this woman bizarre.
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it is only because of who her ex-husband is and who he is now currently with. If not for that, she wouldn't be the object of all this obsession and speculation.
K2 - agreed! Peel me a grape, stat!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Having a husband or a man in your life is NOT the be all and end all. Far from it.
If I were her I would enjoy my life, my fantastic body and my money.
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I'll second that. And shit, if I had the money she has, I would be enjoying life, hanging out, and calling the boy toys on over whenever I wanted to cuddle. Give the vibrator in the nightstand the night off!
I find the tabloids' obsession and speculation over this woman bizarre. And the people who claim she's so PATHETIC! and MAN-HUNGRY! based on their constant reading of tabloids even more bizarre.
The celebrities I generally reserve my disgust for are the ones who clearly thrive on their media attention and continually bait it.
Mrs.Kravitz
Truer words were never spoken! Keep on preaching it woman!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
None of us really knows what goes on in her life.
Maybe she isn't interested in having a relationship, but because of who she is and what she does she has to pretend.
Having a husband or a man in your life is NOT the be all and end all. Far from it.
If I were her I would enjoy my life, my fantastic body and my money.
I don't mind her, just saying her choice in men has been a little sub-par.
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Submitted by NanciElizabeth on August 13, 2008 - 10:06am.
Christ in a rowboat! Will someone please marry this pathetic creature?
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I will....and I'm not even gayelle....heehee
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K2 - do you really think a loon is able to comprehend what you are saying? They get stuck in the same craziness all the time. No matter what bit of sense you make they will always find a way to come back with insults that have nothing to do with anything. Hence the name LOON right??
Two Drink - maybe you're right, maybe she should look for a woman instead, haha. Actually I have faith in her still. But I damn sure don't feel sorry for her, she's not a victim, she's a grown woman making her own decisions it seems to me. All I have to say to her is "Pass that cryppie joint Bitch!"
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
The rumors must be true about his huge dick, because there is absolutely no appeal to him. I am embarrassed for anyone who listens to the drivel he calls music.
If a guy acts indifferent toward me, I sure as shit am not going to continue to fuck him and follow him around like a lost puppy as it seems all of his retarded girlfriends do.
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Jen had a 7 year relationship with Brad, plus 2 years with Tate and yeah now she's a lezbo. Since when did she change her name to Lohan?! please. The girl isn't remarried yet so now it's time to turn her into a carpet muncher. Makes so much sense.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 9:21am.
timetables aren't the problem; the problem is when you and the guy have different timetables
like my dead mama used to say
"Ya gotta get a guy who's crazy about you."
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Agreed Mrs. K. It is all about timing. But honestly, if you want a commitment and dude doesnt, wouldnt you rather know so that you dont waste your time. I'm not scared to fuck up a relationship. I'm more scared to be sat around waiting indefinitely for someone who obviously doesnt want my fat ass. Seriously, that shit happens all the time. I have friends who wait years for a dude to commit, scared to set a limit, he breaks out and ends up married to some new random chick within a year. That sucks.
Christ in a rowboat! Will someone please marry this pathetic creature? Here's some help via La Kendrick: http://lauriekendrick.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/click-a-hubby/
Submitted by Rocket on August 13, 2008 - 10:36am.
She is clearly just doing this to get Angelina's attention. Poor Jennifer, still stuck in 2004. Brad divorced you years ago honey, GET OVER IT. Angelina doesn't need to be photographed with her man every day to feel like she's leading a worthwhile existence.
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NO angelina just has to go on location with him everytime he does a film and drag the circus of kids with her.... just to make sure he doesn't cheat again! Can we say "insecure"!? Yeah, Jen is sleeping with a man and having a relationship just to get Jolie's attention, that makes alot of fucking sense you loonie ass!
Aniston should just go lez. She would make a great sugarmomma.
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Submitted by K2 on August 13, 2008 - 9:57am.
I don't think she's clingy, I just think he's cold and self absorbed. But hey, if they work it out I wish her the best.
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I think they BOTH bat for the home team.
I wanted them to work out for her sake (so the media would leave her alone about Brad) but at the same time I didn't like his lack of affection towards her. He appears to be that way with all girlfriends, I don't think it was just about Jen. I find it rude when a man walks ahead of a woman or fails to hold her hand through a crowd. Also, he pulled this same shit with Jessica Simpson. The breaking up and getting back together (for a year). I really don't think he's worth the aggrevation. Jen deserves better. I hated seeing her reaching for his arm while he was 5 steps ahead of her. I don't think she's clingy, I just think he's cold and self absorbed. But hey, if they work it out I wish her the best.
Manniston should just hire a professional man-whore and be done with it.
Bradi and EyeRoll - same old same. We are jealous, barren, old, fat but that kind of defeats the name hens - they lay eggs. So, sad.
Loons to me are just these obese cheeses that hate their own lives and live through a vapid celeb. They can't stay at there JJ mecca so they come here because they need to defend "Their Holy Family". There comments here are annoying. At JJ they frighten me.
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Two Drink Min on August 13, 2008 - 12:35pm
Loonanese language times.
have you ever heard the expression hen-pecked?
The Skeletina Loon Army is taught that us h8erz of their Leader are old bitty's that peck apart Skeletina.
When in fact, they pretty much invented the procedure themselves and practiced on their family before being sent to "The Home".
On T: Now I want some Chicken.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Whether it's true or not, we won't really know for a few weeks when they stop being seen together. He's on tour right now. Maybe they did take the commitment/relationship down a notch but I certainly believe we will spot them together and all these rumors will subside. This happened with Simpson and Tony as well. They're still together.
As for Jen not spreading her vagina all over the place - come on, she had one high profile relationship with Vince in the 3 years that she's been divorced. Can we cut her some slack? She's never gonna find anyone if she doesn't date but then when she's out there dating she gets the "loose" label slapped on her. She can't win!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 13, 2008 - 9:35am.
terriann has her head so far up holie's cooch that she can't see or think straight.
terriann - what is a hen??? That's loon and JJ talk. Look into bitch. I hate Jolie, no hen hear. Dlisters are sexy-ass bitches. And we can still dislike Jolie. Fuck off.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 13, 2008 - 9:21am.
timetables aren't the problem; the problem is when you and the guy have different timetables
like my dead mama used to say
"Ya gotta get a guy who's crazy about you."
Timetables are for nutters. Seriously...you wanna fuck up your relationship?? Tell a guy you've got a timetable. He'll be like..."cool...as long as you can put dinner on it"
There is no need for a timetable....Jen just needs to go with the flow, wear a few bright colors once in awhile, smoke more good bud...and before she's knows it...the man of her dreams will come into her life. Its when you arent looking for a man that you find one.
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