Wonky Sued For Being A Lazy Whore
Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. filed a lawsuit yesterday against Wonky McValtrex (that's her legal name) for not properly promoting some bunk ass movie she was in. According to the lawsuit, Wonky was paid $1 million to star in and promote "National Lampoon's Pledge This!." Since Wonky starred in it, they should have changed the name to "National Poon's Pledge This!."
World Entertainment Group should also sue themselves for being dumb enough to pay that wonky-eyed skank $1 million. Although, according to IMDB the movie made $1.5 million worldwide.
They are asking for only $75,000 in damages.
Can they also request a sentence of life in prison? Or maybe they can ask the court to send her to Guantanamo as punishment? Actually, can they also send the people that actually paid to see this shit show to prison as well? I'm sure it's against the law somewhere. Check the book!
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Ugh I am saddened to say I watched this movie at like 2am on TV one night and 1.5 million is an achievement for that movie i'm surprised it surpased $1.50.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 13, 2008 - 7:26am.
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Ooooh, I love your thinkin'. That's like a ghetto flame thrower right there!
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 13, 2008 - 8:25am.
I have nothing to add to this skanks thread, but I will mention that the Zone Perfect bar in Dark Chocolate Almond I just tried for breakfast totally ROCKED!
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You're tellin me that there's actually a protien bar out there that doesn't taste like Halvah on crack?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 13, 2008 - 8:18am.
Oh for the love of God, someone just spray a full can of Raid in it's face. I would, but I hate large insects, so I don't want to get that close to it.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 7:23am.
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Godspeed.... like Eddie Izzard, I don't know how fast that is.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 6:24am.
Yeah, plus the whole premise is so forced. Oh, why bother.
I have nothing to add to this skanks thread, but I will mention that the Zone Perfect bar in Dark Chocolate Almond I just tried for breakfast totally ROCKED!
Carry on.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Sheeps on August 13, 2008 - 8:22am.
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I'm astonished, myself. Doesn't the public know that this is Oscar material?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I can't believe the film didn't do better: "Victoria English (Paris Hilton) is the wealthy and snobbish president of Gamma Gamma sorority of South Beach University in Miami, Florida. When Victoria learns that FHM Magazine is nominating them for 'Best Sorority of the Year' with her being on the front cover of the next issue, Victoria plots to have more 'diversified' co-eds pledge her sorority to integrate her all-blond and wealthy sorority."
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 13, 2008 - 8:18am.
Oh for the love of God, someone just spray a full can of Raid in it's face. I would, but I hate large insects, so I don't want to get that close to it.
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*puts on Hazmat suit*
I'm goin' in! Somebody give me the extra-strong can of Raid, because I'm hitting the crotch area on the way back.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 13, 2008 - 9:47am.
Ah, g'morning D-listers.
I cannot tell you how much this bad news for Wonky McValtrex means to the rest of my day.
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Good morning, Bernie! (Can I call you that? I just realized that it's the nickname of some old woman who lives in the same nursing home as my Nana.)
Anygays, I hate to break it to you... but this is chump change to Wonky. But the idea of someone handing it to her without fear of catching her crabs is uplifting!
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Hi5.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 13, 2008 - 9:47am.
Ah, g'morning D-listers.
I cannot tell you how much this bad news for Wonky McValtrex means to the rest of my day.
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Good morning, Bernie! (Can I call you that? I just realized that it's the nickname of some old woman who lives in the same nursing home as my Nana.)
Anygays, I hate to break it to you... but this is chump change to Wonky. But the idea of someone handing it to her without fear of catching her crabs is uplifting!
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Hi5.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Whorebag bitch.
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Oh for the love of God, someone just spray a full can of Raid in it's face. I would, but I hate large insects, so I don't want to get that close to it.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Ah, g'morning D-listers.
I cannot tell you how much this bad news for Wonky McValtrex means to the rest of my day.
My otherwise cold, black heart has the tiniest glimmer of a rainbow beginning to form. Puppies and kitties dance in the gumdrop fields in the big rock candy mountain as cherubim and seraphim sing the hymns most high.
The twitter of the birds puts a little skip in my bare feet as I dance, naked, in the dewy meadows.
Ah, it's going to be a good day...
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Dumb fucks.
You KNOW what your getting if you emply her - SHIT FUCK ALL.
Hasn't anyone in Hollywood learnt that yet?
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