Wonky Sued For Being A Lazy Whore

Submitted by Mick on August 13, 2008 - 5:19pm.

MK, I passed on your comments to Parasite's spokesho' and this is the reply:

"Ms Hilton is very upset about recent comments Michael K made in his "DListed" blog. Ms Hilton specifically took offence at his claim that she is a "Lazy Whore". Ms Hilton's reply was "Lazy Whore??!! I am NOT lazy!"
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LOL! Is this true? I could believe that.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

she catches so much bs from fokls ..life of a celeb i guess .. oh well, sure she'll retreat til the hype dies til the next ... cheers Paris, catch you in Russia next time! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyIS9ORVluk

wow this is stupid.. paris being sued for not showing up. whatever! i love paris in that outfit. and she looks like she lost weight! but she looks stunning as usual. your just sad and jealous. hey check out the new shoes she has at macys they are so sophicated and pretty! you might not like her cause shes too good for u but you'll love her shoes! just dont tell people who made them and you'l be fine!

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MK, I passed on your comments to Parasite's spokesho' and this is the reply:

"Ms Hilton is very upset about recent comments Michael K made in his "DListed" blog. Ms Hilton specifically took offence at his claim that she is a "Lazy Whore". Ms Hilton's reply was "Lazy Whore??!! I am NOT lazy!"

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Submitted by Big L on August 13, 2008 - 11:34am.
Does anyone else think Cooch.Roue is Cunt.Gravy is really Wonky?

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No way in hell. Cunt.Gravy's vocabulary was FAR more expansive than Wonky's will ever be.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

They gave HER a million?! What a waste of money, for sure! What was the budget on this asinine film anyway? They must have paid the other actors shit, because there went their stupid budget. And hell yeah, sue that lazy skankwhore for not being there to promote it. She think all she needs to be is "hot" and not work for it. Lazy skank ASS! Ugh, she makes me so mad!

Your face!

If they renamed the movie "National Poon's Pledge This!" the PLEDGE they'd be referring to would be the lemony-scented spray used to clean out Paris' dusty old cooch!

Actually, can they also send the people that actually paid to see this shit show to prison as well? I'm sure it's against the law somewhere. Check the book!

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I don't know about prison but they could be sent to a mental hospital in California under Welfare & Institutions Code § 5150 which the law used to house BritBrit twice when she went nutso.

Anyone who would willingly spend money to see a Wonky McValtrex movie clearly is a danger to themselves.

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No, I don't think CG is Wonky. CG can make sentences and has some smart, funny things to say. I don't think Wonky could muster that level of intelligence.

I remember when National Lampoon's movies were funny.... What a shame that they had to resort to Wonky and that even Wonky thought it sucked so much as to not promote it -- after she did the Hottie and the Nottie. Please close your doors National Lampoon.

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Submitted by Big L on August 13, 2008 - 9:34am.

Whoa....sorry everyone...I just read the Katie posts from yesterday....didn't mean to give it more attention.

Submitted by SueCalico on August 13, 2008 - 8:06am.
Every time I see a picture of her, I'm struck by how ugly she is for someone who is said to be "hot" or "sexy." I see far more attractive women every day on the train on my commute.

I have a theory. If you are thin, blonde and blue eyed, it doesn't really matter what your face looks like. For many people that combination of characteristics automatically equals beauty. That may sound crazy, but it's the only way I can explain the fact that Paris Hilton is claimed to be attractive.

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I completely agree with you, with one qualification: If you have brown eyes but wear fake blue contacts, you also get accepted into the superficial cloned "attractive" club. Just look at Wonky's eyes (actually, no, don't do that. It's like staring into Sodom and Gomorrah and you'll turn into a pillar of salt or something).

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Does anyone else think Cooch.Roue is Cunt.Gravy is really Wonky?

ha ha - another pic of her wearing giant minnie mouse shoes! Ah, it's the simple pleasures ...

She's so unattractive -- everything about her just screams tasteless, tacky trash. I'll bet no average, intelligent person could get through even five minutes of a coffee date with her, before they threw the brew into this shrew's ugly bukakke mug.

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OFFT - I want to sue MK for posting that horrid Tori Spelling song. I caught myself humming that POS last night and I slapped myself.

Every time I see a picture of her, I'm struck by how ugly she is for someone who is said to be "hot" or "sexy." I see far more attractive women every day on the train on my commute.

I have a theory. If you are thin, blonde and blue eyed, it doesn't really matter what your face looks like. For many people that combination of characteristics automatically equals beauty. That may sound crazy, but it's the only way I can explain the fact that Paris Hilton is claimed to be attractive.

Submitted by angel_i on August 13, 2008 - 10:08am.
So, lemme get this straight. They paid 1 million to Wonky and then only earned another $500,000. I'm assuming they had some other shit to pay for too....? So they're big time in the hole for this? Suckers.

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Yeah, they had to pay to get the studio fumigated after Wonky's crabs took it over. That cost $250k alone! They haven't even paid the rest of the actors since the other $250k had to go towards doctor bills for those who were infected by Wonky's rotten snatch creatures.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

So, lemme get this straight. They paid 1 million to Wonky and then only earned another $500,000. I'm assuming they had some other shit to pay for too....? So they're big time in the hole for this? Suckers.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

I never get tired of hearing that no talent whore referred to as Wonky McValtrex. Hardy har har! Can you imagine waking up everyday, racking your tiny brain to dream up ways to stay famous for being a skanky whore? Stupid as she and her family are, they must know that everyone thinks she's a moronic walking STD, yet they're somehow proud...interesting commentary on life in LA.

*rubbing hands together evilly*

Oh YES! Anybody that fucks this bitch where it hurts (in the wallet), is aces in my book. Take her down.

I hope Zeta Graff got the 10 million she was suing for.

Wonky-Eye Man-hands will use the same bullshit excuse claiming that she's SO busy and doesn't have time to read everything she signs.

Then she'll whine and cry how she's a high school drop out, and it's her publicist's job to read crap for her. Take the racist cunt for every penny she's got!

When will this piece of excrement whither up and blow away???

SKANK. Her feet are disgusting.

There are times when I actually think Paris is pretty.
She is so fucking ugly on the inside though....whore from hell.

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 13, 2008 - 9:11am.
Why does she think she is pretty??? She is so foul.

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Well, I think she's pretty....

Pretty fucking UGLY!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Why does she think she is pretty??? She is so foul.

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by Dea on August 13, 2008 - 8:46am.
LOOOOOOVE PARIS!!!

and what are they complaining about? they made more money than that other movie, the hottie and the nottie,for wich she promoted her butt off. maybe they got lucky... it could´ve been worse.

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Even so, 1.5 mil is nothing. NOTHING! And did they actually believe that Wonky promoting this movie would make it some money? Shit, you'd have to pay ME to sit through that apparent mess. Just look at how miserably that stupid hottie nottie crap parade flopped with Wonky promoting her ass off. The bitch is instant box office poison because nobody (and I mean NOBODY) takes the useless twat seriously.

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see, that´s EXACTLY what i was trying to say.

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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 13, 2008 - 8:56am.

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Thank you--I'll need all the help I can get. I figure once I go in I'll hit the most infected areas like her mouth, brain, and crotch area. Then I can quarantine off those areas and finish off the rest. I'll need someone to help me get the girl scout cookies since Kizzy's not around. Who will help?

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Clarisse on August 13, 2008 - 8:34am.
YMAtT,
Haven't seen Kizzy in ages, but LCT got pretty disgustipated with Viva's stalker yesterday, so she may take a few days off....

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Yeah, I just checked out the infamous thread. I hope LCT comes back--I need some zombie care tips.
I thought I saw Kizzy early yesterday morning...

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by FatMartha on August 13, 2008 - 9:22am.
Why, fo'sho luff. :-)

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 13, 2008 - 9:23am
*puts on Hazmat suit*
I'm goin' in! Somebody give me the extra-strong can of Raid, because I'm hitting the crotch area on the way back.

If you're not out in 30 minutes, I'm sending in the Coast Guard.

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Submitted by Dea on August 13, 2008 - 8:46am.
LOOOOOOVE PARIS!!!

and what are they complaining about? they made more money than that other movie, the hottie and the nottie,for wich she promoted her butt off. maybe they got lucky... it could´ve been worse.

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Even so, 1.5 mil is nothing. NOTHING! And did they actually believe that Wonky promoting this movie would make it some money? Shit, you'd have to pay ME to sit through that apparent mess. Just look at how miserably that stupid hottie nottie crap parade flopped with Wonky promoting her ass off. The bitch is instant box office poison because nobody (and I mean NOBODY) takes the useless twat seriously.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 13, 2008 - 9:50am.
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Hee hee hee

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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 13, 2008 - 10:47pm.

I wonder if Kathy smashes a bottle of champagne against the side of one every time Paris buys a new pair.

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lol

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Submitted by Dea on August 13, 2008 - 8:46am.
LOOOOOOVE PARIS!!!
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It's okay, sweetie. Everybody has flaws.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 13, 2008 - 9:14am.
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We obviously have a meeting of two great minds here, because I was just about to post something witty about those gun boats of hers. And yes, Tim Tams do rule.

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Submitted by will.i.am on August 13, 2008 - 8:29am.
Ugh I am saddened to say I watched this movie at like 2am on TV one night and 1.5 million is an achievement for that movie i'm surprised it surpased $1.50.

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Ha! This crapfest was already on late night cable? I'm surprised it didn't go straight to video...or did it? I have no idea, since I'd rather be slapped repeatedly in the belly than follow this poor excuse for a film.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

LOOOOOOVE PARIS!!!

and what are they complaining about? they made more money than that other movie, the hottie and the nottie,for wich she promoted her butt off. maybe they got lucky... it could´ve been worse.
btw, isn´t this flick old? why are they complaining now??? and what the hell do they understand by "promoting properly"??? that´s a lost cause, i must say.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on August 13, 2008 - 7:43am.
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That made me laugh my ass off when I read that because when I did I thought well, Kathy Hilton's vagina probably is a fucking swamp.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

fuck suing her, can we drop kick her into the swamp she came from?

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

I think I've said this before but in order to rub this skank out completely we have treat "it" like Lord Voldermort. Never speak of it or mention it's name again. If you do speak of The-Whore-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named you'll find another news story of her... it's a curse.
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mike on August 13, 2008 - 9:38am.

Can we all get involved and make it a class action suit??

- It's the only resonance of Class she'll ever have.

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Can we all get involved and make it a class action suit??

YMAtT,
Haven't seen Kizzy in ages, but LCT got pretty disgustipated with Viva's stalker yesterday, so she may take a few days off....

On topic: You hire Parisite, you deserve whatever evil befalls you. Period.

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When told of the lawsuit, all Paris asked was “Who’s the designer?”

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"They are asking for only $75,000 in damages"; so in essence, they just want her to repay the pest extermination costs.

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

They only paid Paris $1 million?! They were lucky, she is worth $15 million. Perhaps if they had paid her what she was worth, she would have turned in a decent performance and elevated Pledge This! to the level of art, like her other cinematic classics.

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I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my
own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

Where are LCT and Kizzy? I need my associates in order to discuss another "Destroy Wonky" mission and to wrangle some more girl scout cookies out of the clutches of those evil girl scouts! NOBODY gets in between me and my Samoas....NOBODY!!!!!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron