The Girl To Beat
During every season of "America's Next Top Model" there's usually at least one girl who Miss Jay and Ty Ty make fun of for looking too trannyrrific. Well, this season when they tell Isis (above) that she looks too "mannish" in pictures, they won't be too far off. You see, Isis is a real life tranny! Although, I'm pretty sure Dominique from last season was the show's first official tranny. There's no way that ho has a vagina.
According to Pazzo Kevin, Isis took part in the "homeless" photo shoot on the show last season. That's the shoot where the homeless teens looked hotter than the actual contestants.
Fucking finally! I've been waiting for Ty Ty to pull out this card. She's had the gayelle, the chick with Aspergers, the twins and now the transgendered girl! You know Ty Ty is going to talk about how she's single-handedly opening the modeling doors for the transgendered community. She's going to cry crocodile tears when she talks about how she's not a tranny, but she knows how it feels to be different, because she was made fun of for being too tall in school. Seriously, she always whines about how life was so hard for her growing up because she was too tall and had a forehead you could see from space. I mean, WTF?
Isis is seriously the one to beat! I'm putting all my Monopoly money on her. Below are some of my other favorite girls who actually look more like dudes than Isis does. If you an eff, you can also visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest of the hos from season 11. Yes, season 11. 11 seasons of Ty Ty's craziness.
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Ty Ty has been tucking it in for years.
That's some seriously bad photoshop. Look at how skinny her (his?) ankles are in proportion the the rest of her (his?) legs and feet. It looks like her (his?) ankles are about to snap.
Teehee...tranny girl has ankles like my husband... skinny toothpick legs!!!
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Her legs are sticks, 11 seasons of walking sticks. Great.
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Why do these girls look like death warmed over in these pics? All of their skin looks so jaundiced.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
how the hell is this shim standing? and in those horrid shoes...as usual, i won't be watching this crap...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
People still watch this shit? None of these chicks will be models and it's a hilarious that the only successful, working model from this show was plus size (yay, Toccara!). The rest of these bitches don't have a shot in hell and Tyra knows that so she needs to stop playing with people's dreams.
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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"
those legs are atrocious
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on August 12, 2008 - 9:35pm.
A silly show that showcases the lowest common denominators with a bottom feeder for a host.
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An excellent description of not just this program, but just about every reality show on TV.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
A silly show that showcases the lowest common denominators with a bottom feeder for a host.
That is all.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I totally saw Isis on a sort of documentary on transgender folk. There's a transvestite pageant or some shit where they all go buckwild. I bet Tyra recruited her from that or something... bitch is corrupt.
Damn. You already picked Nikeysha. She's the dude of choice in this competition. She looks like the last tranny that sat on my lap at "girls night" in Boston. Good times.
^Submitted by aquarius on August 12, 2008 - 9:20pm.
I wonder how well they "check" them beforehand? I'm thinking that's not their first tranny.
....I bet Jay and Ms J check them out thoroughly!
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think of the chilfren!
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Interesting. I seem to recall a fun little bit on the goddess of all goddeses show, the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Didn't she take on someone who was transgendered that Tyra wouldn't allow on the show? I guess TyTy ran out of other things to triumph of her show.
Love to love ya baby!
I can see where thumbnail threes penis is duct taped to his taint.
Cooch, I'm loving the avie. The flashing pink and mint green reminds me of middle school for some reason.
OT (kinda): Why doesn't Tyra have her own magazine yet? She seems like she'd have WAAAAAAY more fun with something like that than Oprah.
Theyre all frightening. They have long scrawny arms and legs, like the missing link shaved or something.
These bitches are so fucking fat!!! Is this America's Next Top Model or a 4-H contest at the county fair? I'm not exactly sure which of these hogs would provide the most bacon, but I'm guessing it's the land whale in the second thumbnail. If you're going to be a model, go on a diet.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
I wonder how well they "check" them beforehand? I'm thinking that's not their first tranny.
I would have though the person in thumbnail #3 was the tranny.
Nice to know Brooke Hogan won't be the only tranny on reality television this fall.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ew. Thumb 3 is the tranny. These girls are sad except that one up there.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Oh God! The modeling culture seems to want women with slim hips, small breasts, long legs and ultra-firm butts. Kind of like how most dudes look naturally. This is the next logical step. All models should be trannies.
Shim looks hot!...but those shoes! I don't know, they are not fierce enough to say tranny. That might be a real chick lying.
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world