The Girl To Beat
During every season of "America's Next Top Model" there's usually at least one girl who Miss Jay and Ty Ty make fun of for looking too trannyrrific. Well, this season when they tell Isis (above) that she looks too "mannish" in pictures, they won't be too far off. You see, Isis is a real life tranny! Although, I'm pretty sure Dominique from last season was the show's first official tranny. There's no way that ho has a vagina.
According to Pazzo Kevin, Isis took part in the "homeless" photo shoot on the show last season. That's the shoot where the homeless teens looked hotter than the actual contestants.
Fucking finally! I've been waiting for Ty Ty to pull out this card. She's had the gayelle, the chick with Aspergers, the twins and now the transgendered girl! You know Ty Ty is going to talk about how she's single-handedly opening the modeling doors for the transgendered community. She's going to cry crocodile tears when she talks about how she's not a tranny, but she knows how it feels to be different, because she was made fun of for being too tall in school. Seriously, she always whines about how life was so hard for her growing up because she was too tall and had a forehead you could see from space. I mean, WTF?
Isis is seriously the one to beat! I'm putting all my Monopoly money on her. Below are some of my other favorite girls who actually look more like dudes than Isis does. If you an eff, you can also visit Top Model LiveJournal to see the rest of the hos from season 11. Yes, season 11. 11 seasons of Ty Ty's craziness.
Submitted by paris herpes on August 13, 2008 - 2:41am.
fionalicious, tampoco puedo creer que ya estan en #11. estoy en shock que gente aca todavian ven esto, yo ni prendo la tele, prefiero leer or ver programas por la red.
Your face!
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hahaha wow! ahora es que veo este comentario! pero a nivel! se pasan viendo basura.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it because I couldn't remember what it was called for the life of me. But when I saw her, I was thinking, "I know that bitch from somewhere." Thanks, you two!
I'm, actually, surprised there aren't more Asians. Petite or not, you KNOW there's got to be a tall one here or there. And all them other Asians too. There's not a huge cultural mix, overall. Sometimes I think it just has something to do with who's attracted to a particular industry; not so much who ANTM picks, but who picks ANTM.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by moriah on August 13, 2008 - 8:58am.
I wish they would have more Asian girls on this show.
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Me too. It's probably partly due to the fact that most Asians (in general) are petite. Of course, that is not meant to be a racist statement! I am a petite white girl, and there are certainly tall Asians... But in GENERAL, Asian women aren't tall enough to be supermodels. And they're probably better off for not being on Tyra's lame show.
Though I'm sure they are tall enough to model for a Sears catalogue, which is what all the "ANTM" winners end up doing...
*yawn*
This whole show is just ego-masturbation for Tyra; sometimes some of the contestants seem kind of cool, but a lot of the others just look so full of themselves -- somewhat excusable if they are really hot, but since they're in most cases NOT, it's just painful to watch. I accidentally stumbled onto the show when that Melrose girl and Carrie Dee (sp?) were contestants, and I found it interesting for a few episodes, but when I saw how inappropriate a lot of Tyra's criticisms and behaviors were, I was totally turned off.
There's this clear undercurrent that Tyra gives off on each episode, that she wants all the girls to know she is the prettiest of them all, and just throwing them scraps.
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NOT ONLY transgendered.
ALL the homeless girls from that episode were transgendered. And NOT homeless.
They were on a documentary on MSNBC called "Born in the Wrong Body"
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Sections/TVNews/MSNBC%20TV/Docs%20Unit...
this is angelica who was also in the photoshoot AND part of the documentary
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Isis at the Latex ball 2007 ( a transgendered event) in an outfit she made.
http://a97.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_d9bead9bd57783fd40dc70...
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I wish they would have more Asian girls on this show.
hey i kindo of look like her but i am darker and have a lot more cock hanging out of the bottom of my skirts! Our eyes are the same shape though so im guessing my mom really was a tramp!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
This shit is even on tv in Holland. We've also got Holland's Next Top Model, but the bitches from ANTM are way crazier.
I don't think we've had ten seasons already, though...
It embarasses me that this man is skinnier than I was when I was 10.
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Hi5.
I admit, I watch this shit. Why? Don't know except I'm not in the US anymore, so maybe it's just to remind me what I'm missing....or not missing. ;-) Maybe it's the trainwreckage-ness of it all....
It's definitely crap and after last season, I was thinking maybe not this year but I'll check it out and see how bad it is.
I hate how model poses always look so unnatural.
oops! Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by John Mayer - there's a suprise.
Fuck, I really don't get who watches this shit. I couldn't even watch one full episode.
And to me, 99% of them look like trannies, anyway. Fug ones!
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Sorry, but "Isis" (whatever, bitch!) looks like frickin' Daisy Duck with those weird legs and those shoes.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
You forgot about the blind girl from season two! She was tragic!
Sooo looking forward to new season.
Hey guys! *waves at everyone*
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fionalicious, tampoco puedo creer que ya estan en #11. estoy en shock que gente aca todavian ven esto, yo ni prendo la tele, prefiero leer or ver programas por la red.
Your face!
They should dump this show and start a show call America's Next Top Tranny. That show would be #1. And Tyra would be loved even more...all these girls just want to beat her but instead they kiss her ass. All trannies adore Tyra and just want to look like her.
Your face!
The girl with the black pants and top in the first thumbnail is freaking HOT! If Isis really is a tranny, I hop e she wins though... I have to see what the "My life as a cover girl" commercials would be like.
coño! pero por eso es que el mundo está como está, cuando la potencia No.1 del mundo está llena de imbéciles que se dejan comer el cerebro viendo esta clase de mierdas, oye eso! 11 temporadas! no ombe, hay que pegarle fuego a to' los gringos y comenzar de cero, no joda nadie!
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
that tranny has no knees!!
I also spot two other trannies in the bunch. Why not make them all trannies?? THEN Tyra would be starting a movement.
Kevin Clamato - is that actually you in your myspace?? You are a sexy fierce bitch! muah!
~faith salon...a face full of fashion.
Those are hideous shoes.
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The tranny looks more feminine than the females born with a vag.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
First of all excuse my spelling.
Gonnaburn - I am not too hot on the vampire series.
I love vamp movies from the 80's but now it seems overplayed.
ricki lake - I watched it so many times and it breaks my heart everytime. Never had a series touch me so much. So intense.
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The girl in the third thumbnail looks like a tranny
This is why I love Tyra. She is SOOOO my bitch. No, for real, she really is.
Anyway, omg, I'm on my 5th drink. Golly gee whiz! Will I ever get out to B Bar tonight???!!!
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not with those legs!
TJ...
I totally saw that same documentary (maybe on MTV, maybe LOGO) It was about the "Ballroom" scene and she was one of the featured trannies. You are not crazy... I saw it too!!! I remember thinking that he/she was lucky to be trans because he/she looked a hot-ass mess as a man but he/she makes a pretty good lookin' chick!
I'm glad someone else saw that!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 12, 2008 - 11:22pm.
I agree. It was the perfect song for a perfect ending of an incredible show. What do you think of the new vampire series the SFU/American Beauty creator is putting on HBO? I thought the Anne Rice vampire obsession died in 95, but there is a new book series out now kids are going apeshit over called Twilight. I dunno- I think it could be beat.
"Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 12, 2008 - 10:22pm.
Completely OT - if they don't stop using Sia's song for these Olympic commercials I am getting mad. That sond will eternally be owned by the last episode of SFU and when I hear it it draws me back. Not cool."
Yess! Totally! Best series finale ever. I have noticed that song used a lot in commercials and movie trailers and stuff.
Completely OT - if they don't stop using Sia's song for these Olympic commercials I am getting mad. That sond will eternally be owned by the last episode of SFU and when I hear it it draws me back. Not cool.
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I think they photoshopped out someone kicking the gal in the yellow tank top in the ass. How else would she acheive that posture?
I am sorry...but none of these models actually make it...unless they are in a fight with Bolangnasky.
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it's not "tranny", it's "androgynous".
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
skinny-fat. every last one of them. Ick.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I hear the telephone!
"Hello?....yes, I'll tell them...
Friends, Cinemax called, they're looking for their after-hour skanks."
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
Submitted by boomsy on August 12, 2008 - 11:11pm.
LOL; I showed my husband the pic of the 'girl' on top and asked what he thought of her; the first thing he said was "what, that tranny"? I didn't know he was so observant...
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He doesn't know these girls are SUPPOSED to look like boys, that's all:)
That one in the yellow tank is gonna be the "hoochie". In BNTM they call that "glamour".
See? It's educational!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
LOL; I showed my husband the pic of the 'girl' on top and asked what he thought of her; the first thing he said was "what, that tranny"? I didn't know he was so observant...
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Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 12, 2008 - 9:27pm
If that's what 'real' women are supposed to look like then what's the point of models? They'd be no one special.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I didn't even know this show was still on. What the hell? Have any of these girls ever gone on to be successful models? The most successful winner was Adrienne Curry, and that's because she married Peter Brady!
Aside from the weirdo legs, those shoes are awful.
Give me tiiiiiiiiime to realize my crime....
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THIS is what real women are supposed to look like! Ladies, take note: Don't walk down the street unless you look somewhat like this. I am tired of looking at chunky chicks all day long, their muffin tops escaping their painted-on, lace-up stripper jeans.
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Submitted by lahlah on August 12, 2008 - 9:08pm
I don't think her/his ankles ARE photoshopped; I think my husband's ankles are about as wide as my wrists. He also has wide flat feel, so I think if this person is built the same way then tiny ankles with huge feet are possible. This IS a guy we're talking about, after all...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by lahlah on August 12, 2008 - 10:08pm.
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Sadly, my ankles look something like that and I'm all woman :(
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The one in yellow belongs on Youporn.com, not a fashion runway.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Submitted by Cooch.Roue on August 12, 2008 - 9:21pm.
These bitches are so fucking fat!!! Is this America's Next Top Model or a 4-H contest at the county fair? I'm not exactly sure which of these hogs would provide the most bacon, but I'm guessing it's the land whale in the second thumbnail. If you're going to be a model, go on a diet.
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I am hoping this is your first (and hopefully last) sorry attempt at satire... :/ Are these people unattractive? Hell YES...but FAT? STFU. lol