Saturday, August 16th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Madonna (50)
Rumer Willis (20)
Vanessa Carlton (28)
George Stults (33)
Emily Robison (36)
Donovan Leitch (40)
Steve Carell (46)
Timothy Hutton (48)
Laura Innes (49)
Angela Bassett (50)
James Cameron (54)
Kathie Lee Gifford (55)
Dee Hoty (56)
Lesley Ann Warren (62)
Julie Newman (75)
Frank Gifford (78)
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Angela Bassett is my Hollywood wife, and she makes Madonna look homely by comparison.
Happy Birthday, Angela!
But Happy Birthday to that Material Skank as well!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
mimi
HEY TODAY ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY TOOO.
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Happy berfday!
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 16, 2008 - 6:57am.
DiamondDawg
;) I wish I was as funny as "Grandma Lopez"
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Oh, thank goodness! I do believe you are a hot slutt in RL.
Cheers! I so happy its a full moon!!
i wouldn't want to be crushin' on a girl now. i love your anti-socialness. which reminds me of social distortion. We shall have a song now -- perhaps in the top 50 of all time! Ball and Chain!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cf6k4yJyv0
Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 16, 2008 - 9:54am.
As opposed to what?
DiamondDawg
;) I wish I was as funny as "Grandma Lopez"
mimi
HEY TODAY ITS MY BIRTHDAYYY TOOO.
Hi Mike,
I love you. Are you really a guy?
A very mixed bag of sluts today, albeit a big one.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 16, 2008 - 6:50am.
Kathie Lee and Frank share the same birthday?
Am I a dork for thinking that's cute?
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Um. Yes. And I hope that's not the real you in the av pic. :-)
Submitted by D.R. on August 16, 2008 - 5:09am.
Madonna and Rumer Willis were born on the same day. Proof enough that the apocalypse is at hand.
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Effing hilarious! I heard horses hooves galloping (sp) across the sky last night. Must have been about 3am (the devil's hour)
Kathie Lee and Frank share the same birthday?
Am I a dork for thinking that's cute?
I'm sorry, I couldn't even read MK's caption, I was/am in awe of that photograph. IT'S AWESOME. I was a HUGE fan of Madonna with her eponymous release, but after that my interest faded. For that one year after the first album came out, she really changed the pop culture landscape. I remember I bought the Holiday EP (yes, vinyl daze!) and brought it for the DJ to play at a campus party because even HE didn't have it yet. This punk a$$ fuktard KEPT it, claimed he didn't know what happened to it. I hope he od'd on coke. If I knew his name, I'd look him up in the alumni directory and call him out. Ok, my bad.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
Did you know its a full moon tonight and partial eclipse? a$$trologically speaking...
Happy Birthday Steve Carell!
Good morning MK. I hope you are feeling better today. ♥
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
That's one hell of a birthday list!!!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Happy Birthday Leslie Ann Warren, one of my all-time favorite actresses. In recent years, I've wondered what happened to her; didn't know that she is currently on a soap opera.
Loved her in "Victor, Victoria".
I used to be so anti-Madonna because I was so pro-Whitneyy in the '80s. And you HAD to take a side. I even wrote a letter to a teen mag stating my case. Now the two of them(not to mention MJ)- my '80s icons - I look back at them then and I look at them now and I shake my damn head in confusion. Corey Feldman must wonder about the '80s a lot too...
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The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the alernative is dropping down dead.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Awwww, mk, why couldn't you find a really ugly, Heather-Mills-faced picture from recently?
Happy half-century birthday, Mad Madge. I imagine you're starving yourself, chugging Kabbalah water and doing a frenzy of exercises in celebration, under the mistaken impression that it turns back time.
Can't believe that Madonna is 50. That makes me feel old...
Happy Birthday!
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
too much negativity. get over yourselves, beyotches! Happy Birthday, Madonna :DDD
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Angela Bassett- 50 and hot!
Madonna-50 and not!!
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
That face doesn't remotely resemble what she has sitting atop her skull now.
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Between a hippie and a hipster, I'll pick the hippie every time!
definitely a slut. bitch needs cum gutters on her panties.
Morning MK! Hope you're feeling better! Something tells me Vadge will be throwing two 25th birthday parties today, rather than a 50th!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I still like that-era Madonna. That was my "High School Musical" when I was a tween.
No wonder I'm such a hot slut!
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Gawd, Lesley is on my soap and she's the hottest sixty two year old going. Madonna should be taking notes.
I thought mr potato heads were invented in the fifties? Rumer's lying about her age.
Steve Carell is the shit!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
morning MK how are you? was thinking of u a minute ago. Hope ur feeling a bit better (((hugs))) xx
Madonna and Rumer Willis were born on the same day. Proof enough that the apocalypse is at hand.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
MK's medicine is fucking with his brain, otherwise he would never get Julie Newmar's name wrong, the best Catwoman everrrrrrrrr. Hisssssssssss!
What a bunch of sluts today. I will ignore Potato Head and Veiny Arms.
Steve Carell: I loved him on the Daily Show. He is the funniest thing working today!
Lesley Ann Warren: Fantastic as Cinderella in that TV musical so long ago.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08