Birthday Sluts

I wish the media would shut the fuck up about this stupid fossil.

Hey! I used to bag bags at Giant Eagle! How rude!

Then again, I'm not rich. I'm a broke ass college student.

OK, Studly, but she'd still look BETTER and more normal if she stopped looking and acting like a carnie!

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Why is the turd offspring of bruce and demi on the list? If she weren't their kid she would be bagging bags at wal-fart.

god no wonder i'm atracted to Timothy Hutton he's a lion!

To Julie Newmare; another leo i thought was a virgo. you are the orignial, cat walkin, catwoman fly ass diva bitch! happy birthday girl!

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"When it comes to men, don't pay attention to word they say, but pay attention to absolutely everything they do".

Professor Randy Paush

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 17, 2008 - 12:56am.
I don't think she'd be disgusting now without the plastic surgery, the rhoids, the platinum blonde hair, and the ridiculous outfits.
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You are all too mistaken, sadly. Google a picture of Melanie Ciccone/Melanie Henry, who is the youngest of her "full" sisters (as opposed to the children of her father & stepmother-- to whom Vadge recently referred to as "the help")
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"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)

It pains me to say, but Madonna actually looks pretty there.

I don't think she'd be disgusting now without the plastic surgery, the rhoids, the platinum blonde hair, and the ridiculous outfits.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

You know that Taterhead's greatest selling point is that she SHARES her birthday with Madonna. This is the first thing you learn about when you first meet her, in fact, Demi probably tries to use this fact in order to introduce Tater to men that MIGHT find her even remotely attractive, (and also if Demi has paid these "men" to flirt with her daughter). Tater might never find love thanks to the odd shape of her head!

Happy birthday, tramp. Here's to 50 years of writhing around on the ground, cone-tittied ponytail madness, licking Tony Ward's ass for Sex books, pretentious religious posturing, insipid lyrics, and condescending self-importance. What a natural treasure you are, Madonna. Thank God you have been mummified for posterity's sake.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

I remember when I was like 12 and begging my mom to let me dress the way Vadge is dressed here...yes, Vadge was a bad, bad influence on me.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Frank and Kathy Lee share a birthday?
How special.
I guess their ♥ was meant to be.

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"Scwew yew, Ah do OWN fing." *Raspberry*

Submitted by DWF on August 16, 2008 - 12:14pm.
It's my birthday today too, bitches!!! Hooray for me!
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Happy Birthday!

Question... Who is that in your avie with Chewbacca?

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Happy Birthday to Angela Bassett, Lesley Ann Warren, and Julie Newmar.

I was a big fan of Madonna during the "BoyToy" days. Happy Birthday! "I'm gonna dress you up in my love, All over, All over"

Darth Vader wore a raspberry beret

Happy birthday to Angela Bassett (love her), James Cameron, Steve Carrell, Lesley Ann Warren and Julie Newmar!

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"Ed Westwick is not gay - he's British!"

Happy birthday my love MADONNA!!

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

=)

Angela Bassett is full of awesome, and she'd be sexier in a burlap sack with a face full of clown paint than Mad Madge could ever be.

And Steve Carell! I love him even if he did make "Evan Almighty"... he gets forgiven because of "The Office" and "ittle Miss Sunshine."

WomryJuicemaker, I wish they'd say more. You know she hates every mention of "she's fifty! She's fifty!"

i don't care what shit peeps talk...i still loves me some Madonna!!

and To Wong Foo is one of the best fucking movies. ever. :)

To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar
Happy Birthday!
Debbie Harry > madonna

Happy Birthday to 1/3 of The Dixie Chicks. I went to school with those sluts!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Happy Birthday from one M to another. I love you bitch!

Happy Birthday Madonna! Wow, that picture brings me back to when I was 8 and worshipping her. Crazy!

Hysteria! I can't believe none of us have come up with that before! DEAD ON!

HB DWF!

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Is it worth it, let me work it; I'll put my thing down flip it and reverse it
-Missy Elliott

Submitted by Hysteria on August 16, 2008 - 12:23pm.

Happy Bday, Leslie Ann Warren. Your daughter Phoebe 'Cutlets' Price is a rare and elegant gift to us all.

OMG. hahahahaha!

Happy Bday, Leslie Ann Warren. Your daughter Phoebe 'Cutlets' Price is a rare and elegant gift to us all.

http://www.jamd.com/search?assettype=g&assetid=3029797&text=Lesley+Ann+W...

happy birthday DWF

Submitted by DWF on August 16, 2008 - 12:14pm.

It's my birthday today too, bitches!!! Hooray for me!

Happy B-day, DWF! *throws some confetti and clinks her pimp cup with yours*

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It's my birthday today too, bitches!!! Hooray for me!

Vadge. The biggest ho of all and to all the other sluts happy birthday.

Edit: Oh and I lurve me some Angela B.! Whoot

Aw, Kathie Lee and Frank have the same b-day; how sweet. I wonder how many times he's forgotten.

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Ah, Timothy Hutton, the man who dumped Angelina, which supposedly turned her into a heroin junkie basketcase! Well I think he lives in France, maybe he can work his magic on her all over again, Lol! ------------------------------------------------------------- *I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Rumer shouldn't be there she's not famous enough.

Kathy Lee Gifford is just gross. I just can't stand her on that early show. Either she sounds like Regis or Regis sounds like her. I can't tell who has copied whom. I can't stand to watch either of them until they get their own personalities...

I loved Madonna in the 80s now not so much, but I still wish her a happy 50th birthday.

LOVE Steve Carell and Angela Bassett!
HB Madonna
Fuck Rumer.

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Is it worth it, let me work it; I'll put my thing down flip it and reverse it
-Missy Elliott

Happy birthday madge, she maybe controversial, but I love her music and I do respect her as a buianess women! Truly often imatated, but never duplicated!
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The picture represents the beginning, middle and end of my Madonna phase.

ta-dah.

Decent list. Meh, whatevs.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Happy Birthday Julie Newmar. Almost missed her due to typo.

HB Angela Bassett and Leslie A. Warren. Lots of talent and beauty there.

Madonna is 50, but you are showing a picture of her when she was 25. Hmm...

Madonna and Kathie Lee: Happy birthday, you two old crones!

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Gimme some sugar!

Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 16, 2008 - 10:50am.

Leatherette:

I had always picked Angela Bassett to be the first African-American to win Best Actress, but she turned down Monster's ball, because she said she didn't want to portray a whore on screen.

And after I saw the movie, I see why she turned it down.

Halle got it by default after several other actresses turned it down.
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aw MAN, didn't know that -- thanks! Hated Monsters Ball, too, it was so obvious and just bad -- so obvious a ploy to get an Oscar, and just disgusting -- and mind you I was looking forward to hot dirty sex back when Billy Bob Thornton had it somewhat going on -- he just came off as a stupid hick guard to me.

And yes, Angela Bassett is way to good for that shit. I hope the powers that be didn't hold that against her, because she's not only a great actress she oozes sex without having to take a stitch of clothing off, and that's a rare quality. Hoped to see here in more.

And Kathy Lee and FRank have the same Birthday? Why does that seem creepy? It really shouldn't. Oh yeah, there's 20+ years between those same days. What do you think of those old balls now, Kath?

Rumer Willis, go away. Madonna, you're already gone; nice try with the A-Rod publicity though. Angela Basset, thank you for Strange Days.

Ahhhh...Julie Newmar! I bet I'm the only Dlister old enough (cough) to remember her as Stupefyin' Jones in the movie version of "Lil Abner". Now THAT was hotness! Happy BD to the lady.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

madonna is 50...oh my god!! i remember when she was 30 something!!!
rumer looks older than 20. are you sure she's 20?!

Leatherette:

I had always picked Angela Bassett to be the first African-American to win Best Actress, but she turned down Monster's ball, because she said she didn't want to portray a whore on screen.

And after I saw the movie, I see why she turned it down.

Halle got it by default after several other actresses turned it down.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

ah, as usual the BreakDown beat me to the hotness:

Angela Bassett! Let her be a lesson to all you wifies; if you ever forget how to deal with a skanky husband situation, just netflix Waiting To Exhale and speed on up to the scene where Ms. Bassett puts the smackdown on her two-timing husband, stopping only to give a knock out blow to hubby's ho who decides to interfere at that crucial moment.

oh, yeah -- and don't forget to celebrate good riddance of bad STD rubbish by a crackling bonfire of all the hubby's possessions which you couldn't sell for a dollar at your front yard sale.

Submitted by DiamondDawg on August 16, 2008 - 10:06am.

I can live with that, as I'm a Social D fan from way back. My favorite is probably their profane cover of Under My Thumb. It's a cover, but aside from the intro portion, they make it their own (which is what you're supposed to do when you do a cover).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zId2trP9Bz8

Frank Gifford is still alive?!!?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

the 50 year old bday hot slut should be angela bassett...

i think we've all seen more than enough of madonna's vadge...

happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

She has the formative basis for her crypt keeper hands in this pic - check out the extension, it looks like that early special effects used in that 80's werewolf movie.