Birthday Sluts

BARFLECK!
Please God, NO MORE!!! Career move Ben=Stay at home dad! Let Jen be yr sugar mama!

Goddammit those two sluts in the Sugar ads are peeving me.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Oh shit - Gone, baby, gone

Freudian slip? LOL

Submitted by mike on August 15, 2008 - 8:04am.

I think Ben Affleck will prove to be a better director than actor.
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I agree! Run Baby Run was surpisingly good!

omg liek happi bdayy joe jonasss ur so hott

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Ben can't be just 36?! I thought he was nearly 40 or something...!

Your face!

Tom Colicchio should be hot slut of the day.

Yeah, but it's not really a coq au vin, is it?

Ben Affleck is only 36? I thought the dude was like 56.

Meh, Ben Affleck wouldn't be appealing to me even if he pranced around naked covered in Cool Whip...

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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel

Happy Birthday Lady thanks for the groove!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 15, 2008 - 11:32am.
Loved Ben A in Gone, Baby, Gone.

You mean Casey. Ben directed it, Casey acted in it.

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Loved Ben A in Gone, Baby, Gone.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

Ewww...Ben should not try the sexy pose....He looks constipated.

In this pic.-Affleck looks like a VANILLA ICE clone.

Aw...that body is what, like two or three toupees ago for Benny?

I thought that the man in the picture was Luke Perry for a minute. The 90210 theme ran through my head.

Da-da-da-daa --- da-da-da- duu -- TSH-TSH!

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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
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Happy Birthday bitches!!!

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♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

GROOVE IS IN THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!

DEE-LITE rocked my socks when i was in high school. I can remember listening the their album on cassette in my old red 83 honda civic. SWEET!

Happy B-day Lady Miss Kier!!

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

pretty funny that Cris Judd (Why is he mentioned?) and Affleck have the same birthday.....Ben looks so young here!

Joe Jonas is a cutie....

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Been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town
Been a whole lot happier without that face around
-Spin Doctors "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"

He looks boring

I own the aforementioned Deee-Lite album and have fond memories of doing my work-outs to it. I'll have to dust that CD off today for nostalgia's sake.

Happy birthday to all the bday sluts.

I had to chuckle when I watched the original "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" movie yesterday and Benny even had a cameo role of all things. That movie is truly camp gold...

Submitted by FatMartha on August 15, 2008 - 6:33am.
Affleck is doing the "Zoolander" face in this one.
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The Blue Steel or Magnum?

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Linda Ellerbee is gold! First job in TV was because she wrote funny and "didn't have the face of a moonpie"

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

I didn't notice Lady Miss Kier at first! Have a Dee-Liteful birthday!

http://www.kasei.ac.jp/~student/report00/eibun00/9922045/dee-lite.jpeg
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When tryin' to untangle
The Jingle from the Jangle
It's easy if you listen with your heart.
Sing Me, Sing Me, Sing Me...

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hardly look at that pic.. it's creeping me out.

everyday is debbie mazar's birthday!
no...really...

maurypovichismylover

Thanks for that link...I've just danced myself into a fool tizzy! I used to play that for my son when he was a baby - he'd always laugh at this visual I used to do when they do that slide-whistle thing! Fuck! *pant* *pant* *pant* I need a nap now.

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 15, 2008 - 9:48am.

That got my friday started right!
This is my last day at this temp shit!

I STILL dress like her wehn im feeling like shit cause her ass makes me HAPPY!
She Still dj's!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 15, 2008 - 9:45am

WOOT!

We were her clone army....

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Debi Mazar that hot piece of "go fuck yourslef"!

love that bitchy bitch!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Submitted by Sheeps on August 15, 2008 - 9:26am.
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Totally!
I used to ♥ NKOTB so I know how she feels!
Oh Yeah...my baby boy lost his first tooth last night!He is going to be 6 in September!He is so excited!

High Five Bradiful Bitch !!!

LOVE IT!

GROVE! is int he heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

na na na na na!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

OH SHIT! GROOVE IS IN THE HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRT

Grove is in the HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT!

LOVE IT BITCH!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

For the fucks of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9Kce12C5D0

DeGroovey...DEGORGEOUS...ooolala la lalalalala

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I just googled lady miss kier and I've learned that she is the *former lead singer, co-writer, co-producer and butt shaker for Deee-lite*
Not sure what that means, but Happy birthday lady butt shaker.

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TheBreakdown on August 15, 2008 - 9:32am

She put the Fear in FIERCE!
All her ghetto fabulousness!!!!

She so should have been Hot Slut Photo.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Lady Miss Kier is STILL a hot slut.

I'd hit it...thrice.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Lady Miss Kier (39)
Because Groove is in The Heart Bitches!!!
Does she still deal the Ganjaness??? Anyone in NYC know?

Debra Messing (40)...Wasn't she forty two years ago?
Debi Mazar (44)...Ummmmm, methinks MK and The Buckley Bottle are bff's now, her B Day was also what Wednesday?

Ben Asslick, you ain't never been sexy, stop it.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I had some biz with Miss Kier for about two years. She was cool and pretty as heck but a little too, umm, principled. I can believe she's 39-ish.

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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.

Submitted by Triscuit on August 15, 2008 - 5:13am.
I'm taking my Daughter to see the Jonas Brothers Aug.27. Yay Me!!!

Cool! Have fun. You do that for the kids, anyway, whatever your own taste. I once took two screaming girls to see Rick Dees MC a show with Sugar Ray and Backstreet Boys at Dodgers Stadium.

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Glaucoma sufferers, count yourselves lucky.

thank you, triscuit!

Submitted by bellashea on August 15, 2008 - 9:22am.
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Happy Birfday,Baby!!!!

RE: Joe Jonas' birthday today --

I'll say a prayer for all elementary school teachers and families of tween girls. Hang tough.

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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08

It's my birthday today too :)

Submitted by mike on August 15, 2008 - 8:39am.
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I appreciate your concern,Thanks♥

I'm sure it's been commented on already, but it's a bit weird that Ben Affleck and Cris Judd have the same birthday. I wonder if they also share a limo to the "Former Beaus of Jennifer Lopez" support group.

And wow. I thought Debra Messing was already 40. Probably because she was playing a 40 year old by the end of W&G. Well, happy birthday to her, she can take comfort in the fact that she's living the good life.

Lady Miss Kier!!! LOVE her.

No way that ho is 39, though...

Submitted by Triscuit on August 15, 2008 - 8:13am.
I'm taking my Daughter to see the Jonas Brothers Aug.27.
Yay Me!!!

I'm sorry.

Looks faintly bi-curious in that picture but I love him anyway. Who didn't cry when he and Bruce Willis had their little lovefest of a bromance at the end of Armageddon?

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Happy Birthday to the BD Sluts! G'mornin' to sickly MK and the rest of you hoorz!

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"