Dumb Bitch Of The Day
An employee at a Burger King in Xenia, OH decided it would be really fucking hilarious to get naked and have a Calgon moment in one of the sinks while another employee filmed it. The douche employee who goes by the name of Mr. Unstable (that's probably his real name) even tells the ho filming it to go and get Karen, the manager on duty.
I am shocked at Karen! She looks like the type who balances her checkbook, goes to church every Sunday, doesn't swear and even puts on two pairs of panties "just in case." And she just nods her head when she learns about this fuckery!
The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn't find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen. How is she going to show her face in church on Sunday?!
Burger King said they properly sanitized the sink several times and threw out all utensils involved in the incident. That's still not enough for Crystal Dodge (HOTTEST NAME EVER), who regularly eats at that very BK. She said, "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment. This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself." I wouldn't call it a "black eye," Crystal Dodge. I'd call it a dirt star.
I also hate to break it to Crystal Dodge, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Unstable has probably done worse. You know he's pissed in the ketchup and whopped one in a Whooper or two.
This is exactly why you need to stay away from meth! It makes you wear a tarantula on her head, and bathe in places where no one should ever bathe.
That being said, I'd totally hit it in a Burger King sink. Clip below:
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burger king is made of douchebags!
That dude is destined to work in the Winn Dixie butcher department pissing on sirloins.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on August 12, 2008 - 6:58pm.
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OMG, I fucking HATE that Burger King and the Burger King mini-me. That's almost as disturbing as when someone put an Orville Redenbacher mask on and did commercials for popcorn long after the dude was dead...I started fucking screaming and ran out of the room when I saw that shit.
Submitted by katherined on August 12, 2008 - 5:40pm.
Is that chest hair, a tatoo or some kind of pelt on his chest?
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Pec merkin?
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Lucy Goosey on August 12, 2008 - 6:58pm
I just posted that too!
Those BK freaks.
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far worse is that advert on the side -->
with great big gut hanging out.
"suck it in or lose it"
WTF? how the hell would u suck that in??!
Submitted by zomay on August 12, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Are people getting dumber year to year?
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It's the drugs...I think they are stored in people's ovaries and testicles and they are birthing more stoners and burnouts every year.
I avoid fast food all together for this reason.
Oh, and can Burger King please retire that hideous and disturbing "King" mascot in their commercials. It's the stuff of nightmares.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 6:55pm.
Oh, please.
I went to a Hooters last week for the first time.
Now there's a reason to never eat ANYTHING ever again.
I asked for an IPA and she had no idea what I was talking about.
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I used to work at the Olive Garden where we took left over soup/salad from one table and mixed it with the new dish/ we did it to save time so the food was delivered quicker
Oh, and we never rinsed out the lettuce for the salads
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Sending some virtual H&H Bagels (and schmears) and Balducci's Pizza your way, luff. I'll be in the Pacific NW next week...leaving from Seattle to go on an Alaskan cruise!!! :-)
Hopefully they'll have the Internets on the ship, as I'll go batshit crazy if I don't have it...
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That's a real special douchebag there. Since he wanted to be extra clean "for the show" later on his birthday, I wonder if he followed the Calgon bath with a Summer's Eve douche.
Yeah, this is the kind of fuckery that goes on in restaurants where your FOOD is served!
Of course Crystal "Meth" Dodge is just so salubrious.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on August 12, 2008 - 6:47pm.
OMG Gummo is the scariest movie ever. Never was able to get through it.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Sbeetle on August 12, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Sweet merciful crap!
- idk why but I looked at your avie and read that and snort laughed.
- On t: gross, I don't go to Burger King, the commercials of that big headed bobble freak give me nightmares as it is.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
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Oh, please.
I went to a Hooters last week for the first time.
Now there's a reason to never eat ANYTHING ever again.
I asked for an IPA and she had no idea what I was talking about.
lol- poor karen! what's the big deal? there's plenty of soap. I still want my chicken sandwich at 4 am on saturday.
tHIS MADE MY DAY
tHANK YOU FOR CHOOSING bURGER KING, MAY i TAKE YOUR ORDER....?
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woULD YOU LIKE A BATH WITH THAT???
LMAO
News flash, Crystal Dodge: That dude's crusty taint flakes are probably healthier for you than Burger King food. What a thing to get all uppity about!
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lol so true!!
Since when did Steve O go from flipping off bridges to flipping burgers?
But seriously, someone hit the switch on the garbage disposal please.
@Mahatmma: Hey! Where have you been? We've missed you.
On topic: This is why people are becoming germ phobic.
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"Mr. Unstable"? Was he on I Love NY?
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 12, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I am an Island Girl, North Shore born and raised, and I now live in the Pacifc Northwest where the pizza and bagels are shitty.
GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS FUCKING JACKASS ON UNEMPLOYMENT SO HE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE FUCKING GAT WITH HIS HAIR..WHAT A FUCKING LOSER..THIS IS WHY I DON'T EAT AT FAST FOOD JOINTS THEY ARE RETARDS AND MOST LIKELY FUCK WITH YOUR FOOD!!
Sayonara:
Are you in NYC, too?! And Mrs. K -- you as well?! HOLLA!!! Boros in the house!!!
OnT: Like Sayonara, I just saw this on Eyewitness News (Joe Torres' face as he's telling the story was only matched by Diana Williams' uppity, Upper-East-Side-rich-bitch attitude making "ew!" comments off-camera).
WTH is wrong with people? My first job (in high school) was at Pudgie's, and I was scared shitless to wash my HANDS in that sink with all the raw meat floating around, forget the rest of me. *bleh*
This is just squicky. :-P
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Ok.
1. Dude probably has his penis pierced...he's totally that type.
2. Dude totally listens to Insane Clown Posse
3. Dude is TOTALLY over the age of 21, working at a damn Burger King.
4. Dude lives in Xenia, Ohio, the glorious and trashy locale of Harmony Korine's GUMMO. NUFF SAID!
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Eww~! Thats sick!
But now I suddenly have a craving for a Double Whopper and a large Chocolate Shake!!!!!
....years ago Howard Stern had some guy on who claimed to have shit in the chili at Weinerschnitzel...I've been mostly eating at home since then....
News flash, Crystal Dodge: That dude's crusty taint flakes are probably healthier for you than Burger King food. What a thing to get all uppity about!
Vomit. And shame on Karen.
My ex boyfriend had a girlfriend who never ate in restaurtants because she was afraid that someone had put LSD in the food.
And Pudge thinks I'm neurotic.
Is that chest hair, a tatoo or some kind of pelt on his chest?
Sweet merciful crap! I used to work at a Burger King in my hometown. Those sinks are not big enough for a human. And EW....
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If this freaks out Crystal Dodge she should probably refrain from eating fast food. Period.
As a former fast food worker, I must say this looks downright sanitary compared to things I saw. At least homeboy is clean.
I just saw this story on Ch. 7 Eyewitness News. I am glad that this nimrod was fired.
Darth Vader asked him...