Dumb Bitch Of The Day
An employee at a Burger King in Xenia, OH decided it would be really fucking hilarious to get naked and have a Calgon moment in one of the sinks while another employee filmed it. The douche employee who goes by the name of Mr. Unstable (that's probably his real name) even tells the ho filming it to go and get Karen, the manager on duty.
I am shocked at Karen! She looks like the type who balances her checkbook, goes to church every Sunday, doesn't swear and even puts on two pairs of panties "just in case." And she just nods her head when she learns about this fuckery!
The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn't find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen. How is she going to show her face in church on Sunday?!
Burger King said they properly sanitized the sink several times and threw out all utensils involved in the incident. That's still not enough for Crystal Dodge (HOTTEST NAME EVER), who regularly eats at that very BK. She said, "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment. This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself." I wouldn't call it a "black eye," Crystal Dodge. I'd call it a dirt star.
I also hate to break it to Crystal Dodge, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Unstable has probably done worse. You know he's pissed in the ketchup and whopped one in a Whooper or two.
This is exactly why you need to stay away from meth! It makes you wear a tarantula on her head, and bathe in places where no one should ever bathe.
That being said, I'd totally hit it in a Burger King sink. Clip below:
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:18pm
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Speaking of that...I saw a documentary that contained footage from a hidden camera and a ginormous heifer of a woman put her hand IN HER PANTIES and scratched her bagina and then went back to making a burger. I put my hand over my mouth and nearly puked into it. She was later fired, but think of how many people never get caught! And, who knows why she was scratching (yeast infection, crabs, the herp, etc.) OMG, I think I'm going to be sick again.
I LOVE the cheesy tots from BK. I would eat them even if someone rubbed them on their toes!
"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Yet another good story from Ohio. The guy forgot his BK paper crown. BK is a little too greasy so was just washing all that grease off.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:35pm.
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Nah. I hadn't paid. The last time that I complained about this kind of thing, the employee rolled her eyes and stuck her hands under the water for 3 seconds or so. I'm thinkin' * Is this unreasonable? That I ask that your hands be clean?*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
Topanga,
the little Burger King "King" is beyond disturbing.
Therapy is in order for the individuals that approved that ad campaign.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 12, 2008 - 7:35pm.
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See my comment at 7:01!
Just another daily example that makes me hate the general population even more...
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On the subject of Burger King...please tell me I'm not the only one creeped out by The King's son...Little King...that commercial haunts my dreams!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHQ2FIvstOM
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Did you pay first? I would have demanded my money back. But then I can be a total bitch when it comes to my food.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Thank God for rednecks. That make ghetto folks look normal.
Restaurants are actually far filthier than a fast-food joint.
Anyone that has ever waited tables knows how dirty the backroom gets.
And you can take that sentence any way you like.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by bernstar69 on August 12, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Sayonara:
Are you in NYC, too?! And Mrs. K -- you as well?! HOLLA!!! Boros in the house!!!
OnT: Like Sayonara, I just saw this on Eyewitness News (Joe Torres' face as he's telling the story was only matched by Diana Williams' uppity, Upper-East-Side-rich-bitch attitude making "ew!" comments off-camera).
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No, I am over in Jersey. I was waiting over 30 minutes for that story. Oh yes Diana Williams appears to be a snob. LOL
Darth Vader asked him...
I caught Crystal Dodge in '72 at the old Electric Factory. We was WASTED, man... I hardly remember any of the toons.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:27pm
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hahaha! Actually it happened today when I bought a wrap at a small local sandwich store..I watched the guy handle money and then, without washing his hands start to prepare my wrap. *heavy sigh* It's like * here I go again, having to bitch and complain*; I just left.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
oh yeah
offT: *listening to Jeff Lewis say "this is white this gray, this white, this is grray"omg LOL
*and waiting for mrsoul and mrsoul jr.
I love how the girl holding the camera is like "Karen, wanna come see? You can't see his penis or anything."
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:18pm
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My pet peeve: watching an employee in a sandwich place scratch their ass/pick their nose/then dig around in your sandwich. I've complained; thrown sandwiches away when I've left the store etc. At the very least this guy was clean.. I guess..
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sooo glad I chose mcd's on the way home..lmao. No, please don't tell me anything bad about them either..after watching ghetto k-fed up there, what crap I did eat isn't settling well as it is.
They fired Karen? Why? She was doing her job, adding up the cash drawer, keeping the money safely away from all the crazy Xenians who were busy in the back.
In fact, I can just see it now. I bet it was closing time, and Karen said, "You kids are gettin on my nerves! Go play in the back while I figure up these totals!"
Obviously, Karen is the only one there who can balance a cash drawer. What is BK going to do without her?
I wish McDs employees would take baths at work, cause they sure don't at home! :)
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:18pm
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My pet peeve: watching an employee in a sandwich place scratch their ass/pick their nose/then dig around in your sandwich. I've complained; thrown sandwiches away when I've left the store etc. At the very least this guy was clean.. I guess..
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
My high school friends totally topped him and concieved a child in the Taco Bell dishroom. But they didn't have inexpensive video cameras to film it way back then.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 12, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Particularly "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment." I'd like to think most people would make that statement after simply EATTING at Burger King.
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I'd like to think most people would make that statement after simply going inside any fast food establishment and taking a whiff.
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Seriously,
I lived in a 3rd world country and basically lived on beans, rice and fish for 6 months and when I got back here and tried to go to a fast food restaurant....It was like eating toxic waste. it didnt smell appe-i-tizing it didnt taste appe-i-tizing....but somehow, I started eating it again!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 12, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Anyone who eats regularly at Booger King deserves what they get.
And yes, the King mascot disturbs me as well, but I think BK knows it and likes it.
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AMEN. I just assume every fast-food dive has at least one grossly underpaid freak in there scratching his ass and wiping his fingers on the hamburger buns, dropping patties and picking them right back up and unto the next order, and hacking up TB/syphillis/Parishiltonosis-ridden phlegm all over the lettuce.
I'd hit it too. With a spatula on his ass while he took it balls deep.
''One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high the whole world's your gynecologist.'' - Patsy Stone
This is why I'd rather make my own breakfast/lunch/dinner and never eat fast food. Shit like this FREAKS ME OUT.
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 12, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Particularly "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment." I'd like to think most people would make that statement after simply EATTING at Burger King.
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I'd like to think most people would make that statement after simply going inside any fast food establishment and taking a whiff.
I hope that he washed his hands before he returned to work.
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Submitted by Dry Tears on August 12, 2008 - 7:13pm.
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As my dear, dead grandmother would say, "I would snatch a knot in her ass." LOL!
Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 12, 2008 - 7:11pm.
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Oh, m'kay! Gotcha! I'm a little s l o w today. ☺
cant.stop.lolllllingOHGOD
Anyone see the BK commercial where the little girl say "NO" to her mom like shes talking to a retard when the mom tries to give her apple fries?
I want to reach through the screen and personally smack the shit out her little ass every time I see that...
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Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 7:08pm.
No, honey....we're talking about THE Burger King KING on the commercials...the guy in the KING suit with the big head. There's one commercial where his son is a mini version of the KING and they are fucking creep as hell.
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I hadn't read the comments....I was just talking in general. Particularly "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment." I'd like to think most people would make that statement after simply EATTING at Burger King.
That's nothing. I have some restaurant stories that would make your toes curl.
I don't eat at fast food places, so I have to admit I think this is fucking hilarious!
Hey, we know his hands (and other no-no places) are clean while he's handling food.
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on August 12, 2008 - 7:04pm.
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No, honey....we're talking about THE Burger King KING on the commercials...the guy in the KING suit with the big head. There's one commercial where his son is a mini version of the KING and they are fucking creep as hell.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by the.itty.bitty.... on August 12, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Xenia, Ohio? I think I just had a Gummo flashback....Yep, Chloe Sevigney with a mullet, it's all comin' back now.......
Did somebody mention Pudgies? Ew.
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Chole in the movie KIDS is the whole reason why I use 3 condoms to date....
OnT: When I was a teen and worked in the mall....it was widely known that certain managers in the food court at a certain carribean restaurant regulary jacked off in the food. For someone reason, I didnt find that alarming enought to report it to police...
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the DUDE! abides...
After seeing Gummo, I am not at all surprised. And yeah, I can see Chloe with electrical tape over her nipples, slowly shaking her head side to side to the Buddy Holly tune 'everyday.'
I heard some guys tell that they pissed in the dill pickle chip jars and put dead flies from the window sill on the high school principal's burgers when he came in for a Whopper...the restaurant was across the street from the high school. The principal should have known to avoid going in there.
Submitted by bernstar69 on August 12, 2008 - 3:58pm.
Sending some virtual H&H Bagels (and schmears) and Balducci's Pizza your way, luff. I'll be in the Pacific NW next week...leaving from Seattle to go on an Alaskan cruise!!! :-)
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Really? When and where? I'll meet you down there.
Honest, I will. My office is right around the corner from the waterfront.
Euphoria,
the Orville Redenbacher commercials were off-the-chart on the "Creep-o-Meter".
I stopped buying their popcorn for that reason; I now buy Paul Newmans Popcorn, which is delicious.
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Just so we're clear....people who eat at BURGER KING....are grossed out by something they may have consumed?
Hey, I think it might be that guy's birfday.
Talk about scary commercials! After Yul Brenner died of lung cancer, they would air, late at night when everyone but ME was asleep, public service announcements he recorded after he got sick, intoning "DON'T SMOKE." Scared the living shit out of me. I kept smoking, though. In fact, I needed to suck down MORE because he freaked me right the fuck out.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
Xenia, Ohio? I think I just had a Gummo flashback....Yep, Chloe Sevigney with a mullet, it's all comin' back now.......
Did somebody mention Pudgies? Ew.
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this guy needs to stay away from the meth. what an idiot
I say If A BATH makes this guy that happy then LET HIM HAVE A BATH!!! To be honest, the mere Idea of this individual having a bath seems to be cheering up the whole establishment. Even the boss, who seems like she normally wouldnt be encouraging such shenanigans cant muster up a protest. I think that says alot.
I think anytime a particular individual in the workplace reeks so bad, that the rest of the workers start celebrating, videotaping and slapping each other on the back...well sinks were meant for watching things in.
That sink was probably more dangerous for him than he ever was to the sink. I don't even want to think about what went in there before he did. Gross!
Anyone who eats regularly at Booger King deserves what they get.
And yes, the King mascot disturbs me as well, but I think BK knows it and likes it.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08