Dumb Bitch Of The Day
An employee at a Burger King in Xenia, OH decided it would be really fucking hilarious to get naked and have a Calgon moment in one of the sinks while another employee filmed it. The douche employee who goes by the name of Mr. Unstable (that's probably his real name) even tells the ho filming it to go and get Karen, the manager on duty.
I am shocked at Karen! She looks like the type who balances her checkbook, goes to church every Sunday, doesn't swear and even puts on two pairs of panties "just in case." And she just nods her head when she learns about this fuckery!
The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn't find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen. How is she going to show her face in church on Sunday?!
Burger King said they properly sanitized the sink several times and threw out all utensils involved in the incident. That's still not enough for Crystal Dodge (HOTTEST NAME EVER), who regularly eats at that very BK. She said, "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment. This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself." I wouldn't call it a "black eye," Crystal Dodge. I'd call it a dirt star.
I also hate to break it to Crystal Dodge, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Unstable has probably done worse. You know he's pissed in the ketchup and whopped one in a Whooper or two.
This is exactly why you need to stay away from meth! It makes you wear a tarantula on her head, and bathe in places where no one should ever bathe.
That being said, I'd totally hit it in a Burger King sink. Clip below:
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He is handsome, and has a sense of humor. I would like to bathe with him in that Burger King sink. We would sup like kings on Croissanwiches afterward, and he would feel me up in the bank seat of his rusted-out Chevette. Talk about a *dream date*!
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He's got 60 fans!
Message to the kids today: Don't post crap online that you think may be a possible crime or might get you in trouble later. IDIOTS.
Submitted by Lindalou on August 12, 2008 - 9:06pm.
But wait! Theres more!
http://www.wdtn.com/
I thought the hairstyle was a BK sink 'do, but obviously it's his default.
when I waited tables I could never put my cigarette down long enough to be attentive. I made shitty fuckin tips. Mary the kitchen whore spit in salads and the other worfless dude pissed in the cocktail sauce bucket.
But wait! Theres more!
http://www.wdtn.com/
HAFUCKINGHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by wildchildintn on August 12, 2008 - 8:58pm.
I can just see that dipshit reminiscing about "the good ole days when I dipped my huge hairy balls in the big ass bk sink that had them jets that shot up my fucken ass!" lol..ugh.. omg..I just thought of something..how the hell is he gonna explain that in future job interviews? lol..
how the hell is he gonna explain that in future job interviews? lol..
....I'm sure BK goes right to the top of his resume and he speaks of it with pride. Do they even give stock like McDonalds?
But hey I AM happy to see he gives a fuck about cleanliness and I'd hire him!
....well, as a janitor
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
I can just see that dipshit reminiscing about "the good ole days when I dipped my huge hairy balls in the big ass bk sink that had them jets that shot up my fucken ass!" lol..ugh.. omg..I just thought of something..how the hell is he gonna explain that in future job interviews? lol..
"You can't see his penis or nothing" is like poetry out of that fine lady's mouth.
Mr. Unstable seems destined to sell meth out of his trailer, a life of burglary, or being the next Mr. Spears.
Submitted by zomay on August 12, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Are people getting dumber year to year?
...by the minute! and then they breed!!
and the Burger King....he is a very scurry mascot these days. If I was a kid I'd tell my moms Hell Fuckin' Naw! I'd rather eat at Chucky Fuckin' Cheese!! You know it's bad when you choose a rodent over royalty.
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Submitted by jussayin on August 12, 2008 - 8:41pm.
BK employees actually bathe?!?
well spank my wanky and call me Sally!
I'm actually impressed and kinda happy!
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O! You ARE happy! Well, good then:)
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Nah. I hadn't paid. The last time that I complained about this kind of thing, the employee rolled her eyes and stuck her hands under the water for 3 seconds or so. I'm thinkin' * Is this unreasonable? That I ask that your hands be clean?
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A little off topic, but I ask my physician to wash his hands in front of me, so I can be sure that he HAS washed them. He can get insulted if he wants. God knows where his hands have been on the patient before.
Geez! Can't they just be happy that he took a bath!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
At no point did anyone stop and think. Dumbasses
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BK employees actually bathe?!?
well spank my wanky and call me Sally!
I'm actually impressed and kinda happy!
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think of the chilfren!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inventions_in_the_Muslim_world
Having been, I can confirm what many of you have already suspect: Xenia, Ohio is a definite shithole.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 12, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Restaurants are actually far filthier than a fast-food joint.
Anyone that has ever waited tables knows how dirty the backroom gets.
And you can take that sentence any way you like.
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Same thing goes for the backroom of the grocery
or produce section of any major supermarket. You don't want to know what goes on back there.
Teenage boys are animals lol. no, but seriously.
Submitted by Lindalou on August 12, 2008 - 8:31pm.
No comment needed once youve witnessed the famous Crystal Dodge
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=a622eac2-c5fe-419a-a359-d457c38f33f7...
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Ha! The next clip is a traveling garden gnome;p
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I think I dated his older brother when I was in high school.
LOL! Retrain their staff! They're gonna send them back to preschool?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Is it my failing eyesight or does the sink guy have a kitten tattoo on his chest and arm...?
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Submitted by Manbearpig on August 12, 2008 - 8:21pm.
No kidding, Him soaking in a wash sink full of soapy water is no problem at all compared to what goes on in restaurant kitchens. Its really very funny. I can see my kid doing it.
No comment needed once youve witnessed the famous Crystal Dodge
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=a622eac2-c5fe-419a-a359-d457c38f33f7...
How about the part at the end where you have to get out out and all have to dry off with is lil dishrags or paper napkins?
Its just bizarre to see a naked man in the middle of a Burger king kitchen, your mind keeps saying, nope, Nadda...uh,huh....not supposed...could be be worse....could be some chick shaving her legs....or worse yet, could be him shaving His legs.....is that ok Karen? you alright with that too? I want Karen for a boss.
This is really quite funny! I worked in the bar/restaurant business for over 10 years and repulsive and unhealthy shit goes on EVERY SINGLE PLACE YOU EAT! Just make sure you have a fantastic immune system.
I've seen waaaay worse than a guy bathing in a sink, I'm actually more grossed out at the thought of anyone bathing in a sink where dirty ass dishes have been. The dish areas always made me gag.
Submitted by meadowgirl on August 12, 2008 - 7:13pm.
AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!
AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
fucking shit...seriously, you know Crystal Dodge is a really a fucking stripper.
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Hey! Keep my stage name and my night job out of this, Okaaaaay? I don't want no dingleberries in my boogerking...Okaaaay?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
well, he just destroyed his lifetime goal of becoming a BK manager...poor fool
Well, it's a little funnier when you know there's jets in there. It's ghettoriffic!
She said it's fine? *eyeroll* There goes your unemployment rate.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAAAAAAAA!!!
AHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
fucking shit...seriously, you know Crystal Dodge is a really a fucking stripper.
*snickers*
I smell a commercail starring KFed in a sink for next SuperBowl....
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Submitted by wtf are you doing on August 12, 2008 - 8:02pm.
In China they would kill you and auction off your Heart & Kidneys!!
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OMG, that just reminded me of something:
Has anyone seen that YouTube of Charlie the Unicorn???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY
It's a magical leoplurodon! Shun the non-believers...shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! (Yes, I'm easily amused!)
I seriously doubt getting fired from a fast food joint will ruin his life.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
In China they would kill you and auction off your Heart & Kidneys!!
I take it as a given that there will be some horrors going on in the fast food kitchens. Fact of life that you just have to put up with. The kitchen in my apartment is ten times worse anyway.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:58pm.
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Awww you're sweet, thanks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
If BK is so concerned about cleanliness then the grease from the food shouldn't drip through the cardboard container and through the paper bag.
Where is the 911 dude when you need him ?
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lesliesmith2007
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 4:57pm.
*handing you a moist towelette and a soft but strong paper towel*
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 7:54pm.
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Hahahaha! Now excuse me while I hurl.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7OlA_Vjwz4
Dude has Chris Kirkpatrick hair and he looks/sounds like Beetlejuice mated with Steve-O.
The King still freaks me out more, though.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 4:42pm.
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Have seen "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle"? There's a scene where the drive-in cashier tells them not to eat there because the guys just finished whacking off in the special sauce.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on August 12, 2008 - 7:35pm.
I hate that plastic, fake BK head too. This employee is kind of funny though, gross but funny.
If Karen holds my pickle, I'll spread her lettuce.
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I think you take your life into your own hands any time you eat out. The food is probably either a) building you a heck of an immune system by exposing it to every known germ OR b) going to kill you or make you so sick you want to die. Bad seafood comes under point b.
a retard in a sink :|
People whack off/rub one out every single day and you shake their hands. People suck d**k and eat p***y all the time and kiss you hello and goodbye, drink from your glass, sip from your straw. I can TESTIFY that a simply mind boggling amount of men go to the toilet and DO NOT, IN ANY WAY wash their hands.. I always mutter "dirty cunt, wash your hands" when I see that happen.
So with all this going down, it's a blessing to know that a chap was actually sanitizing himself in the sink ;)
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Yes restraunts are worse thna fast food places beleive it or not. As a college student, I've worked in the restraunt business for 4 years now and I've seen some scandalous things. At a certain cowboy themed western restraunt i use to work at..when they ran out of dessert spoons, the employees would pick up the dirty ones off the nasty kitchen floor from around the dish pit and rinse them under "hot" water for a few seconds.
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Is that chest hair?
Thanks Euphoria and Lucy Goosey...good to know I am not alone!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****