Dumb Bitch Of The Day
An employee at a Burger King in Xenia, OH decided it would be really fucking hilarious to get naked and have a Calgon moment in one of the sinks while another employee filmed it. The douche employee who goes by the name of Mr. Unstable (that's probably his real name) even tells the ho filming it to go and get Karen, the manager on duty.
I am shocked at Karen! She looks like the type who balances her checkbook, goes to church every Sunday, doesn't swear and even puts on two pairs of panties "just in case." And she just nods her head when she learns about this fuckery!
The video somehow made its way onto MySpace yesterday and from there it spread all over the internet. It eventually landed on the eyes of the County Health Commissioner, Mark McDonnell. Needless to say, he didn't find it as hilarious as Mr. Unstable did. He immediately sent his staff to the BK to investigate. All the employees involved were fired, including Karen. How is she going to show her face in church on Sunday?!
Burger King said they properly sanitized the sink several times and threw out all utensils involved in the incident. That's still not enough for Crystal Dodge (HOTTEST NAME EVER), who regularly eats at that very BK. She said, "That's just disgusting. I wouldn't want to eat here after I heard something like that, that's just not appropriate for employment. This kind of stunt really is a black eye for the restaurant itself." I wouldn't call it a "black eye," Crystal Dodge. I'd call it a dirt star.
I also hate to break it to Crystal Dodge, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Unstable has probably done worse. You know he's pissed in the ketchup and whopped one in a Whooper or two.
This is exactly why you need to stay away from meth! It makes you wear a tarantula on her head, and bathe in places where no one should ever bathe.
That being said, I'd totally hit it in a Burger King sink. Clip below:
Burger King Employee Takes Bath In Sink - Watch more free videos
Thanks Matt
So, they can't replace the sink?
Bunch of fucktards.
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Ok, becuz it's still right there at the top of my head:
1. Isn't Crystal Dodge some kinda car name?
2. While I feel for her to an extent, we all know taht where there BK, there is McDonald's, KFC, Wendy's etc. which brings me to
3. Put down the burgers!
4. You know you stepped over the line when you provoke a woman like that to deliberate on your shoddy work ethic.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Crystal Dodge is just trying to get a BK Golden Ticket: free burgers for life!
I like Karen. You can tell she's put up with a lot from this guy and is cool with it. I love being able to kid around at work and not worry about somebody getting uptight that we're talking about itchy balls/yeast infections/pulling a moon/etc. It's a way to unwind and to have a boss like Karen is great. Too bad some stupid suit fired her. They're usually the hypocrites that hire hookers too.
Big flippin deal. You think there aren't worse things that go on at Burger Kings?
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This is the perfect opportunity for the BEST joke ever!!! I heard it in 5th grade; however, it never gets old...Here we go: drumroll, please..............................
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper!
The prospect of "eating regularly" at BK is far more disgusting than Mr. Unstable taking a bath in the sink.
My first job was at a BK. When the hockey puck burgers fell on the floor, they were just picked up and put on the charbroiler. The walk-in frig where the veggies were kept reeked of preservatives. Just icky.
I once worked at a bar/restaurant where if a customer sent their drink back, the bartender would give them the "Joe Tal double dip" and re-serve it to them. He wasn't dipping his pinkie in the drink.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
That was nasty but funny!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Double-post times!
Submitted by qjersey on August 13, 2008 - 6:45am.
Worse has happened in the kitchens of restaurants than taking a bubble bath in the sink. Get a grip the guy used soap! And if the sink is used for washing, what exactly is the public health problem? Idiots, them and the dept of health and burger king suits
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Any [former] restaurant employee can tell you that the "spitting in the food" myth ain't a myth. I worked at a very nice little restaurant (nice as in we wore collared shirts and ties and meals were $40+ dollars) and this shit still went on. Hands were rarely washed and when people asked for special orders because of a food allergy, their wishes were not respected. If people knew about the stuff that goes on in many joints, the restaurant franchise as a whole would probably collapse.
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I love it here. NOT.
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Submitted by dj12b on August 13, 2008 - 7:08am.
I would TOTALLY HIT THAT!
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OMG, so would I!
With a two by four!!!!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I would TOTALLY HIT THAT!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Worse has happened in the kitchens of restaurants than taking a bubble bath in the sink. Get a grip the guy used soap! And if the sink is used for washing, what exactly is the public health problem? Idiots, them and the dept of health and burger king suits
I see a bright future for this fine young gent. Seriously! America needs more of this type to compete against China and whatnot. How dare Burger King fire these people! Think outside the box BK! Come on!
Joey couldn't sleep! I knew something earthshaking was breaking. It's 4 am and now I need an appletini to get back to sleep.
It was nice to learn that: Mr. Mercury is gayer then gay....(I thought I was the only one)
Burger King employee's would appreciate a bidet if they were ever introduced to high end plumbing.
The rinsing with the little bucket tells us he's used to bathing in the sink. Guess his Mommy never let him use the Big Boys Tub?
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
That's probably why the mayonnaise tastes so odd.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Mmmmmmm.... Beef 'n Ass! those two flavor work so well for Burger King!
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You all know a name like Crystal dodge has gotta have a bunch of porn stars smacking themselves on the forehead saying "Shit! Why didn't I think of that one!"! Lol!
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that shit was definatly filmed in the south. mr.poopy, or whatever his name was, sounds like mathew mccoughogay
KH should have named Suri Xenia
um, xenia definitely does NOT have a chipotle!!! they do have a kmart. i even thought it was classy when they got Subway!!
hmm, crystal dodge, methinks you have bigger things to worry about, like that festering herpes sore around your mouth and those missing teeth, CLASSY!
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No wonder that motherfucker's like 30 and working at Booger King.
He looks like a juggalo, and juggaloes are always losers.
I work at McDonald's (I'm currently in college...) and they make me do the dishes. That water is really nasty, I can't even handle it.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
All I could think was "Poor 'Karen'"... Ugh.
I mean, no, these little punks didn't mean to ruin her life. But it's like MK said, Karen looks like a by-the-book, simple, kind, meek person who's just wants to punch the clock and go home.
She's over there counting that till, and, sheeesh.... I just can't even begin to explain it, or describe how depressed it makes me that she got fired over this. How many other jobs are out there for small town people like Karen?
Ah.
*disclaimer. i'll be snarky again by morning*
Actually, Gummo was filmed in Tennesee, but was about Xenia, OH. Harmony Korine talked about it on David Letterman. I think he said Xenia was too fucked up to even film there. Sure you can find it on youtube.
You just know that spiderhead's next career move will be serving up the burritos at the Xenia Chipolte. He can press his wig in the tortilla steamer and put that on You Tube.
The fast food/personal hygiene antics could be endless.
Xenia is my hometown. I am not shocked. That town is FULL of WHITE TRASH just like this....
Maybe it's me or it's my third icy cold pomegranate martini (yes, I'm gayer than gay) but as a former Ohioan I feel the need to defend this silly, yet earnest Buckeye Boy and the tarantula on his head. Xenia, Ohio was almost wiped off the face of the earth some decades past by tornados. The town recovered, but now it's a totally weird fourth dimensional bad spot in the middle of the heartland. People who live there are not...right. This poor BK employee was merely exercising his right to bathe in the sink so he could get blown on his birthday. I'm sure the Xenia BKs have this employee perk on the job application. If you don't believe that this is normal behavior for Xeniaites, check out the movie "Gummo", which was filmed there and displays waaaay more unsettling behavior than this squeaky clean horny burger-flippin post-punk whoever.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
what's in his head? a big tarantule?
This was totally on my 11 o'clock news this evening (Cincinnati). Apparently they've called in the health inspectors to investigate.
I marvel at the idea that Spidey's pruney peen could be a bigger health risk to Crystal Dodge than the BK Cheesy Bacon Tendercrisp Chicken Sandwich.
BTW - they're yummy.
Submitted by Noelegy on August 12, 2008 - 11:15pm.
Yup- literally!
What...a...dipshit.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
One of my former students saved his poo for a month to put it in a baby pool so he could film himself jumping off of his roof into it. Unfortunately he didn't break anything. Not even a toe nail. :(
I'm not really seeing a problem with this. I mean, yeah, it's jack-assy, but.....it's A, in the sink, where your food doesn't go anyway, and B, there's a shit ton of soap in there. What's the real difference between his body and a filthy stack of dishes?
What is wrong with people today? I swear I'm turning into a old lady because I get so mad at today's youth.
It like these bitches who stole from a girl scout and laughed about it afterwards. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihLBCbNIDbI
"Who doesn't like money? I mean, I don't know."
You do realize that this is what happens when we make celebrities out of the likes of Steve-O, right?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
It's so tragi-comic when people try to rock an alterna look in some 5hit small town in the middle of nowhere. Working at the BK in Xenia Ohio with a hairdo right out of East Baltimore, for God's sake. He forgot the airbrushed four-inch nails.
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid the white trash in this country is. So now they're unemployed, big deal, that's a given for them.
I refuse to click on this twat
Ok, this video was just featured on Anderson Cooper's show, AC 360.
I wish I could send the staffers there some cupcakes.
They totally read this site.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I guess he didn't read the STOP sign behind him.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Fucking idiot.
I think I saw his chicken tenders.
I don't see what the big deal was. I mean, it was his birthday.
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I lasted through 28 seconds of this douchery.
nasty...this kind of shenanigans probably happens more often than we think...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I wonder if "Karen" got to clean out the pubic hairs left in the sink. There's ALWAYS pubes.
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Oh, you kids and your drugs.
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
That's my cousin, and how dare you judge him!