WHAT?!
While watching last week's opening ceremonies of the Olympics, I thought to myself how adorable the little girl was who sang China's national anthem. Adorable with a voice like a precious hummingbird! Well, it turns out the pretty little girl was lie-telling to us all! She lip-synched the whole thing. She's the Zelma Davis of China!
Chinese officials confirmed that they decided at the last minute to pull 7-year-old Yang Peiyi (on the right) from the opening ceremonies, because they felt her teeth were too wonky to represent their country. They replaced her with 9-year-old Lin Miaoke who lip-synched to Yang's voice.
The ceremony's music director said, "The main consideration was the national interest. The child on the screen should be flawless in image, in her internal feelings and in her expression. When we had the dress rehearsals, there were spectators from various divisions, including above all a member of the politburo who gave us his verdict: we had to make the swap." Was Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out the musical director? Harsh!
Peiye claims she wasn't upset after she was told she couldn't perform, "I am proud to have been chosen to sing at all." Peiye is way too nice. I would've sabotaged Miaoke by making the track skip! That way Miaoke would've just stood there, shrugged and danced a jig like Ashlee Simpson.
That wasn't the only fake thing about the opening ceremonies. The 29 fireworks footprints were digitally added later. A cameraman in a helicopter filmed the fireworks as they were happening live, but producers thought the footage might be too shaky.
So what was real?! I actually gave a standing ovation to that shit! I got my lazy ass off of the couch and I never do that! AND I even toasted the TV with my martini. I feel so cheated! I want my money back!
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You're prolly right. The real survivor boy is prolly too ugly with his injuries from surviving to rep. China! Shame!
Poor little girls, to me they are BOTH victims in this. In that country is sucks even more than most to be a girl :(
I would be offended if I cared more about the fucking Olympics. They interfere with my TV viewing...
Both little girls are cute. The grown ups that made them do this are the ugly ones.
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Yall are comparing this to Milli Vanilli and CC Music Factory, but those were ADULTS. This is a 7 and 9 year old for God's sake. That's just wrong.
Let her fam move here, I bet some record company will be dying to get their greedy lil paws into her after all this publicity!
I wouldve respected them more had they used the other child. The so-called prettier kid, looks like a hello kitty character on speed and her teeth are the beautiful shade of ashen wood.
The ironic part is, even the so-called prettier kid isnt pretty by western standards, so the whole farce was really a waste.
The even funnier thing is, if you tied up the "unattractive" kids hair and grew out her bangs, she'd look just like the "attractive girl".
Submitted by KD on August 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
There are little girls in China? I thought they gave them all away for adoption!
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Yes, this is just pure evil. That poor little girl. Aw. She isn't THAT ugly.
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on August 12, 2008 - 4:27pm.
I was more in awe of that 9 year old boy who survived the Sichuan earthquarke. I mean I was loving that kid! Why couldn't he sing?
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Oh, I loved that kid! He looked more like 6 than 9 though. Hearing about all these shady things regarding the opening ceremony, I am starting to doubt that anything was real. That kid was awful cute! It makes me wonder if that whole thing was made up and they just plucked some adorable little boy to play a role.
Submitted by KD on August 12, 2008 - 4:30pm.
There are little girls in China? I thought they gave them all away for adoption!
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That comment just drove it home how fucked up things are over there. The majority get sent away while the remaining ugly ones get fucked over.
China can suck a cock, seriously. This is absolute bullshit. If they was pleasing aesthetics they should go for exuberant decorations, not hiding THEIR OWN RESIDENTS who aren't pretty as pie.
This makes me want to throw things.
Ok, does anyone else see an ad for "Chinese Weight Loss" on this page...b/c that's pretty funny, given the story.
Fucking shallow cunts. They thought they would look bad if they showed a girl with imperfect teeth, ha! well guess what? NOW you look like shit! Assholes! Both girls are beautiful end of the story.
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im almost sure that Lin Miaoke has more than 9 years, I have seen a lot of asian actors in soap operas and movies that look like kids or teens and they are in their 30's
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Whatevs! We've been there and done that! What about Milli Vanilla? Did you see the ugly people who actually sang those hits?! And what about Martha Wash? She got dissed by C+C Music Factory in the video, and poor Loleatta Holloway got no love from Marky Mark on "Good Vibrations"- he wouldn't let her tour with him b/c he said they couldn't change the name of his posse to the "Chunky Bunch". It SUCKS, but WE, in the good n' fat old U S of A, do that shit all the time!
There are little girls in China? I thought they gave them all away for adoption!
What a piles of wankers. Either have the whole parcel or dont have any of it. I can't say, Bob, you fuck me cos you have a big nice cock, but get your ugly head away and Steve you look at me as though your fucking me 'cos your face is nicer but ur bods shite?!!!
This wreaks- what a way to treat little kids. I wish her parents had said her voice was not to be used, but I suppose they would have been tortured and shot.
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If they want ro represent a country they should have a averega looking person most kids have fuck up teeth and most people are homely and I believe in that bullshit is not what you look like is what is inside tha countes plzzzzzzzzzzz , Talent or beuty ??? Inteligence or beuty ?? Manners or beuty??
PS: I would have sue their asses , is my ugly ass and my voice or nothing if not find someone else to go along whit this lie
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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This story pissed me off. I feel so bad for Yang. Not only was she dubbed too unattractive to perform in public, but she had to sit by and let another girl take credit for her singing! What a truly shitty thing to do to the child and her self esteem must be crushed. I personally think Yang is the cuter of the two. Lin looks like a dolled up robot.
How can one be "flawless in their internal feelings"? That is some fucked up Orwellian shit right there.
I was more in awe of that 9 year old boy who survived the Sichuan earthquarke. I mean I was loving that kid! Why couldn't he sing?
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Please, they would do this in the US too, they just wouldn't admit it.
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Hey, if Milli Vanilli and the chick from C&C Music Factory can do it, so can a little Chinese girl.
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Lol, jinx simoneenomis
Talent is the last thing producers are looking when they choose who to put on screen, it's either looks, family connections or the ability to suck a good dick...
Her wonky teefs didn't interfere with her singing!
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I only caught like a second of the opening ceremonies.
Well, someone dropped the ball and they got busted for doing this.
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WTF?!? What child at that age has perfect teeth? Aren't all children walking around looking like Jack-O-Lanterns with missing and crooked baby teeth? It's so sad they do to this the kids there, I can only imagine what happens when they grow up...
Do nice teeth matter when you a kid? I mean when you're a kid your teeth have to be jacked up, that's just how it is until you get braces. I really doubt someone would think negatively about the Chinese if they had used her. They will now though
the real singer is adorable, wonky teefs and all. What little kid doesn't go through a wonky teefs stage anyway?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 4:13pm.
"This is just one example of the shit the government is pulling at the Olympics.
Apparently the powers that be have ordered everyone who is not so good looking off of the streets of Beijing."
Not True, I saw GWB there just yesterday!
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Now little kids can't have the wonky teefs?!? That's mess up!
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YOU GO YANG!!!! What a fucking horrid thing to do to a child. I have a six year old daughter, blonde, green eyes - going to be extremely hated in high school but I didn't know it starts this young.
My daughter's teefs are coming in pretty straight but they are at different stages of coming in and I'd cut a bitch that said that made her unattractive. Fuck that shit.
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I would have been more impressed with the 'less attractive' one.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
But...don't all asian people look alike?
Ok I'm sorry please don't kill me it was a joke.
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hey i called her a zipper head and no one so much as coughed! hahahaha, we can be un-pc here, part of what i love about being here :)
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Please, they would do this in the US too, they just wouldn't admit it.
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So sad. I hope the adorable little girl that can sing gets her time to shine now. I bet she'll be singing on the Today show tomorrow.
Submitted by madam s. on August 12, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Our whole media is based around talentless people who look "good" on camera, so I guess we can't be throwing stones.
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So true. What a shame, though. They're just KIDS. And the "real" singer is a cutie, too, she just got messed up teefs. I'm sure that it killed her to not be able to perform just because she didn't have the LOOK they wanted.
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The whole China Olympics is fake fake fake. It makes Disneyland look like the real world.
And to think, we owe them trillions.
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THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKED UP, JUST LOOK AT CHINA'S WOMENS GYMNASTICS TEAM..THESE LITTLE FUCKS ARE NO OLDER THEN 10 OR 11 IS IS FUCKING SICK. AND THESE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY KNOW IF THEY DON'T WIN THEY WILL KILL THEIR PARENTS!!
BY THE WAY FUCK AMY WHINHOUSE
AND KATIE HOLMES JUST CUT ANOTHER 1/2 INCH OF HER HAIR
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 4:13pm.
This is just one example of the shit the government is pulling at the Olympics.
Apparently the powers that be have ordered everyone who is not so good looking off of the streets of Beijing.
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You're joking, right?
That's fucking harsh. That poor little girl. WTF, she's adorable.
I was so mad when I read about this this morning. They sure are sending a good message to their little girls! Somebody give Peiye a gold metal, because she probably has a heart of gold! I bet the girl on the left is a real brat, too.
Shoot, with this info, I'm surprised they didn't cover up the missing patch of hair on the eathquake boy that walked with Yao Ming in the ceremony.
But...don't all asian people look alike?
Ok I'm sorry please don't kill me it was a joke.
well..actually that wasn't the only one lip-syncing.... the olympic anthem was lip-syncing too....
Oh that is just FUCKED up.
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Submitted by madam s. on August 12, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Our whole media is based around talentless people who look "good" on camera, so I guess we can't be throwing stones.
Right. I guess one diff with someone on a backing track behind a handsome singer is the good singer always knew his or her voice would only be backing.
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The ceremony's music director said, "The main consideration was the national interest. The child on the screen should be flawless in image, in her internal feelings and in her expression. When we had the dress rehearsals, there were spectators from various divisions, including above all a member of the politburo who gave us his verdict: we had to make the swap."
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Ashlee Simpson's next excuse.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Apparently the powers that be have ordered everyone who is not so good looking off of the streets of Beijing.
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I wish we could do that here - but substitute "not good looking" for "skanky and tacky".
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Submitted by madam s. on August 12, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Our whole media is based around talentless people who look "good" on camera, so I guess we can't be throwing stones.
Right. I guess one diff with someone on a backing track behind a handsome singer is the good singer always knew his or her voice would only be backing.
So sad, but the little girl on the left is really pretty!!
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