Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Lol I'm sorry. I was making fun of a common refrain here, but I understand that's a can of worms no one needs touched, lol.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Whatever I think Mizro got a new job. I'm so sick of this mouse shit. God that was like two years ago. Move on.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 7:34pm.
LoLo is Mizro is MOUSE!!! It sickens me how much people troll here.
NO WAY! I'm mouse, ask anyone on the forum! Lozx1000
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Is that a Hermes bag? Damn her!
She looks nice though. Nice but sad. What do you expect when you're chained to Tommy Girl?
Take Suri and run!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 2:23pm.
Lolo says "Hi ho's!" to everyone.
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I miss LoLo Times! :( *sniffle*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I'd let her sit on my face....at least i'm supersure Toms shrivelled-up stinky little dinkle hasnt been anywhere near her! Damn, shes soooooooo sad-looking, boohoo, all that money, twat!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
The worst thing is that she's got square bottom. Women with this type of butt should never wear stretch.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 12, 2008 - 3:49pm.
bottom heavy women should NOT wear skinny jeans.
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Okay, I know I am like the most fashion-ignorant person on earth, so take this with a grain of salt, but... I think she looks okay. The jeans are fine to me. I have a problem with the shirt (obviously) not just because it's a man shirt but because it makes her torso look about 10 feet long.
Then again, I would kill for her body. ._.
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Hi5.
I'm beginning to think she really might be carrying another Hubbard baby. How unfortunate.
Except for the roll-up jeans and sailor jeans, her clothes are so skimpy! That tiny black jacket, the tiny sweaters, now this....Tommy must make her buy stuff one size too small. She never, ever seems comfortable OR relaxed, and these strange fashion choices only add to that impression.
Cunt.gravy - I don't get it. Are you being sarcastic or did you take too much of something?
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Lolo says "Hi ho's!" to everyone.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Her depressing face is making me want to go and eat bad cheese.
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I love when you say stuff like this. ♥♥♥ I've got some camembert that I left out in the sun too long, if you're interested. I wouldn't recommend it, though.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Kate Cruise's luxury denim collection is as enviable as her fairy-tale marriage. She looks both sleek and sophisticated. The way she chose to pair those adorable jeans with that classic men's tailored white shirt is a signature look. Kate Cruise is like the new Mia Farrow, except much more famous and talented.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
OMW~ My emo cousin has the same hairstyle...
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I know i am in the minority when i say this...but i think those jeans look good on her! they make her look curvy or semi-thick, and i love a thick woman :)
bottom heavy women should NOT wear skinny jeans.
It's called dressing for your body type.....sheesh. I know there are some clothes I can't wear because I have small boobs, and I don't.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I though the art of styling is based on covering the unfortunate parts of the body and accentuating the best ones.
Katie is emphasizing her short, stump legs and covering her upper body - the best part of her. What's wrong with the robot brain? Some cockroaches got inside?
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Her depressing face is making me want to go and eat bad cheese. Cheer up Katie, your contract's almost up. Just another couple of centuries to go.
Submitted by Regina on August 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
She looks a bit like Maggie Gyllenhaal there. Funnily enough, they both played Rachel Dawes.
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I've always thought they looked a lot alike.
First Britney, now Katie. You are all just jellis! U can't afford nice jeans like Katie has because you spend it all on spam burgers and subscriptions to Field & Stream! You all wish you were married to the glamorous starlet Thomas Cruise! He is more of a man than your deadbeat couch potato womanbeaters will ever be. It is sad when people are jealous because they wish they didn't live in Topeka, Kansas and have sixteen children they can't feed with their WIC checks.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
She's looks miserable because she's probably exhausted. Being ordered to appear at Tommy's movie premiere and then having to fly back to NY to rehearse?
You'd think Tommy would give her the night off and go the premiere with those other kids. The one's that he no longer drags out in public to show what HAPPY family they are.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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*whispers* I still have both my Cabbage Patch Kids....and my Snoopy....lol
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
shes like a physical representation of feeling self-concious
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Only one cabbage patch doll, MK? I literally have an entire container filled with them in my parent's basement. I can't stand the thought of them in a landfill somewhere.
I'm not sure ANY of those jeans are armani-approved behavior.
And she looks fucking beat, btw.
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
Uh, Katie and her security guard really need to call each other before they get dressed in the morning.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
so tired tired tired of this b*tch! let's move on. terrible jeans all the time. i wanna vomit now
lol@she looks likev a Morrissey son g.
God love you MK.
could it be this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nAMFWDuDEI
The more you ignore me
The closer I get
Youre wasting your time
The more you ignore me
The closer I get
Youre wasting your time
I will be
In the bar
With my head
On the bar
I am now
A central part
Of your minds landscape
Whether you care
Or do not
Yeah, Ive made up your mind
The more you ignore me
The closer I get
Youre wasting your time
The more you ignore me
The closer I get
Youre wasting your time
Beware !
I bear more grudges
Than lonely high court judges
When you sleep
I will creep
Into your thoughts
Like a bad debt
That you cant pay
Take the easy way
And give in
Yeah, and let me in
Oh, let me in
Oh let me ...
Oh, let me in
Its war
Its war
Its war
Its war
Its war
War
War
War
War
Oh, let me in
Ah, the closer I get
Ah, youre asking for it
Ah, the closer I get
Ooh, the closer I ...
She looks a bit like Maggie Gyllenhaal there. Funnily enough, they both played Rachel Dawes.
Yeah. Staight on, with those pants, camel toe is unavoidable. Stonewash stretch nightmare. In order to be historically accurate she would have to be wearing high tops. @Stoney- Not Lolo
I am seriously so happy to have more hours at work now.....I'd rather see "Space Chimps" (yes, I am seeing that movie today) than read another Katie post.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I'm.......so........bored.
I HATE HER FUCKED UP HAIR AND THAT SOURPUSS LOOK ON HER FACE..GO AWAY BITCH AND TAKE TOMMY WITH YOU!!
I'm so tired of seeing this girl/woman. It's even getting boring to see her pathetic sad looks. She always looks like she's on her way to go pop open a vein. Unless she's with her hubby where he's got her propped up and she's fake smiling. Uggghhh MK please move on from this twit.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
ok, what the fuck is up with the fucking BRIEFCASE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE BRIEFCASE
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Those jeans would make Nicole Richie look fat. What the fuck? Is she TRYING to look bad?
And lol at gravy.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Is she wearing one of Tombelina's shirts?
OH! MK mentioned Morrissey again!! There are about to be two happy Dlisters!!!
Oh, and UKer, Eddie rules! =P
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Poor cow. I feel really sorry for her. The life of a beard and a baby machine does not improve a woman's looks or self esteem.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Sad. Lost. Little. Boybot.
Kate Cruise is a stunning young actress. Kate Cruise is an amazing, strong, independent woman. Kate Cruise is not auditioning for Boys Don't Cry 2: Electric Boogaloo, nor is Kate Cruise a lesbian interior designer. Kate Cruise is on her way to paint a garage in an existential production of Peter Pan.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
The jeans are so blah...can we get over Katie's denim watch already? She has like a million pairs of jeans...!
Your face!