Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Mrs. K. I've been doing sexy times with my man the way you taught me and I haven't left the bed in months! ;)
right on, sistah.
Hey! I'm back *reads Mrs K post* oh, um, so, uh, Britney's fun...right.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Mrs. K. I've been doing sexy times with my man the way you taught me and I haven't left the bed in months! ;)
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Hi and goodbye.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Ok,ok folks! Calm down! I am the Mouse.
Now you be nice now, get all in one line and start posting you telephone numbers, primary emails, your work address, your home address and don't forget the social security and credit card numbers! I don't like to wait.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Mrs. K. I've been doing sexy times with my man the way you taught me and I haven't left the bed in months! ;)
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uhh mrs K - youve got my email address WINK WINK
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Wow. Welcome to the party, Love Carrottop. About 3 hours too late.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 8:50am.
I'm dying here, just tell us who the eff you are. *thinking thinking*
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VVL, Petite, Nitteitty....
Its weird how snowpiece came back right around the time of this person eh?
( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )( * )
All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
Seriously, where is LoLo, I miss her crazy ass.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
haha, actually I really DO have an evil alter ego and her name is MISSY!! its what I had people call me when i was a street junkie, and shiiiit was I evil! No one ever calls me that now except here! I figured it was perfect for dlisted.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Mrs. K. I've been doing sexy times with my man the way you taught me and I haven't left the bed in months! ;)
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 3:34pm.
LoLo is Mizro is MOUSE!!! It sickens me how much people troll here.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOUSE AND FUCKING LET IT GO.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 3:54pm.
I hear you.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I miss LoLo Times! :( *sniffle*
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Mee too, Taco Mom Times. It's ok though, while she's gone, you can talk to Carrot Lover Times.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
*straps on armor*
*goes to archives*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I don't like reading 30,324 different one-sentence posts from people telling each other hi and goodbye but I don't scream at people not to do it, either.
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Like I always say...give peeps a lot of leeway and keep your expectations low.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I love when you say stuff like this. ♥♥♥ I've got some camembert that I left out in the sun too long, if you're interested. I wouldn't recommend it, though.
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How do you do the little hearts?
I SO want that old cheese. First, I'm going to leave it out so it accumulates fruit flies, then put it back out on the sun to there are a lot of fruit flies and extra mould, and THEN eat it so I can get Katie's depression out of my mind.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Sorry if I have occasionally take it overboard. But you should be nice to me - you don't want to meet my evil alter-ego, Cooch.Roue! Ok jk, but wouldn't that be amazing?
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My evil alter-ego is in prison for extreme road rage :( *le sigh*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 3:53pm.
It's my guess and if I am right, I don't want to out her and if I am wrong I want to save face from being a total asshat. Not Sluttsville.
cooch-roue.. so lame its funny!! hehe
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snowpiece, where ya been?!?!??!!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
Who's sig is that? I recognize that shit. It was like, sluttsville or or or or or I don't remember! Fuck me!!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Sorry if I have occasionally take it overboard. But you should be nice to me - you don't want to meet my evil alter-ego, Cooch.Roue! Ok jk, but wouldn't that be amazing?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I'm dying here, just tell us who the eff you are. *thinking thinking*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Kbots tossed Xenu out, and is wearing what she wants!much better. :)
I hear ya CG.. Im not down when people try to tell other people what to do either... but if I told them not to what would I be doing? hence the alter personalities i suppose: try and get people to see an idea without telling them what to do. or maybe im just overthinking.. i do that a lot! damn LSD
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HI Mrs. K!!!!!!!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
These jeans are rolled too....under.
Apparently these dumb asses can't even make it to the tailor to get their pants hemmed? WTF? It costs like ten bucks and I'm sure their little robot suri could be programmed to do it.
Yeah, seriously. She looks really bad all the time now. It's hot in NYC and she's in these super tight jeans and an oxford? Last night at the premier of Tommy girls show her dress didn't look pressed.... the top of it was all wonky.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Missy, I hear what you're saying. I'm not really trying to "start shit" so much as point out that some people here take it wayyyyyyyyy too seriously.
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Yeah, I knew that all along.
I did!!!!
:)
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 2:47pm.
"to alcohol, the cause and solutions of life's problems."
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Homer? Is that you? Noooooo! Don't eat the forbidden donut!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
*taps screen*
Ok...now let's all sing...
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 12:45pm.
Please forgive me!
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OK!!!!!I forgive you
MUAH!!!!
Big vocabulary...you flatter me ♥
Stoney: OMG I was like "are they STILL on this sh*t?" LOL Somethings never die, like Sienna's STD's they just keep flaring up over and over thru the years.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
"to alcohol, the cause and solutions of life's problems." Close?
Submitted by El Bastardo on August 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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No, silly! It's OpheliaBahls1856!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Missy, I hear what you're saying. I'm not really trying to "start shit" so much as point out that some people here take it wayyyyyyyyy too seriously. I normally post here all the time as my "normal me" but haven't for awhile, because of all the lame "you shouldn't post that" nazis. If you don't like something, scroll past it. I don't like reading 30,324 different one-sentence posts from people telling each other hi and goodbye but I don't scream at people not to do it, either.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Aw fuck me sideways again. I didn't mean to hurt you! Damn, I didn't even know you were here, lol. I just thought that "it" has a big vocabulary and so do you so maybe you were fucking with us.
*drops to knees*
Please forgive me!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 7:41pm.
No, I'm really not saying any of it. I have no idea who this Mouse person is, I just noticed people get upset when he/she is mentioned.
As for who I am...well, I'll give you a hint. I've been posting alongside you all day (and not just as Cunt.Gravy).
Pongo McFlongo?
Titz77?
LizardLips?
Snakeboy McGinty14?
Juggs55DD?
WoRmFoOd?
HotStuff69?
Assmuncher1972?
Am i close?
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dare I say she's kinda cute? She looks softer here.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Mrs. Kravitz?
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You've hurt me...deeply
:(
Cunt.Gravy
Oh, so your just a shit starter?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
This girl hasn't hit 30 yet, has she? She's got TG's money at her disposal and her PR people want us to believe she is the most blessed creature on the planet, with the happiest family.
If that's what young, rich, and happy looks like - I don't want it.
cunt gravy, you didnt ask, but ill tell you anyways, sometimes youre funny, but overall you seem like your main goal is to stir up shit.
but hey, its the intertets, best place in the world to get attention for doing nothing.
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Mrs. Kravitz?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Tommy Girl needs to buy some new clothes for his sad Barbie. She never looks good anymore. How 'bout something in a kicky bubblegum pink, Katie??
Not to mention, she looks utterly sexually deprived. I'm just getting that vibe. She's gonna swallow the next man post Tommy whole.
No, I'm really not saying any of it. I have no idea who this Mouse person is, I just noticed people get upset when he/she is mentioned.
As for who I am...well, I'll give you a hint. I've been posting alongside you all day (and not just as Cunt.Gravy).
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by simoneenomis on August 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
Is that a Hermes bag? Damn her!
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no, its an hermes BRIEFCASE
discuss.
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Cunt.Gravy
Are you saying that MizRo is/was MOUSE??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 2:34pm.
And so the real question is, who are YOU?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"