Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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OMG DDD! maryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! did you miss Rhoda?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Oh fuck it mother fuckers you are all the same woman and im just a lost gay man on my way to craigslist!
You have given me your catchy period and now im pissed!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
DDD!!! sooo glad to see you !!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Kirk Cameron just WISHES he was Robin Thicke!
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Kirk Cameron wishes he was Kirk Cameron again.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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SOILENT CUNT GRAVY IS MADE OUT OF PEOOOOPLE!
PEOPLE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
@Mrs. K:
MUAH! Loves you.
ONT: I gotta get me some-a them there legging-jeans. Oh wait. No I don't.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Kirk Cameron just WISHES he was Robin Thicke!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
LCT, you is cunt.gravy!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
OMG, Kirk Cameron used to be so sexy before he got all Jesus on our asses.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
party planning business?
Does that person know where I could get a chopped liver sculpture?
Oy, my sister's grandson is having his bar mitzvah soon and between us girls, his mom (my niece) needs a lot of help.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 4:12pm.
I think i just got my period reading this!
YOU ALL IS gonna need to explain THAT to my proctologist!
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The bum goblins that live in Negativity's asshole mated with the anus trolls that live in SwearWord's rectum and their offspring created this mutant tard called Vagina.Smoothie. Vagina.Smoothie seems to prefer dark, clean spaces to set up lodging. It brings all of its tools and digs its tent posts into the soft walls of an unwilling birth canal.
The tent posts are none to clean and very jagged, which causes profuse bleeding, which can easily be mistaken as menses.
Hi my name is Kirk Camron and I love jesus and anal sex!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
gracias all :)
angie! me love you long time.
I have never changed my name. I have been Stoney (first Stoney Baloney) for like, four years. Hi my name is Stoney and I'm addicted to dlisted.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 4:14pm
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my BUTT!
LOL? Wait...me with the myspace? Haha. It's just a tag. You don't actually need to click it. Haha. It's not a command. And I don't need to "pimp" my myspace. lol.
Let's all just get along. I see LOTS of people with tags on here.
Haha.
Love you!
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 3:12pm.
I think i just got my period reading this!
YOU ALL IS gonna need to explain THAT to my proctologist!
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You get Aunt Flo Times in your ass? Cool!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 4:07pm.
LCT,
Eat the cheese, but don't drink the purple drank! M'Kay.
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Too late. I needed to sop up something with the cheese mould and that was unfortunately all I had in my fridge. It's ok though, I still know my own name.
High five!
I think i just got my period reading this!
YOU ALL IS gonna need to explain THAT to my proctologist!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Agie on August 12, 2008 - 1:07pm.
um I have never commented on the weird antagonistic shit that goes on here before so I am out of the loop a bit. I remember months back we had Love Angelina and all that BS, so is this the same group, diff names or what?
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I like the "weird antagonistic shit" references; yep, that pretty sums us up.
As for the name changes, I don't know. I haven't changed mine.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:06pm.
I may be an annoying troll, but at least I don't come here to pimp my MySpace and my party planning business. Just sayin'.
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I have to agree there.
Submitted by Agie on August 12, 2008 - 3:07pm.
um I have never commented on the weird antagonistic shit that goes on here before so I am out of the loop a bit. I remember months back we had Love Angelina and all that BS, so is this the same group, diff names or what?
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pretty much. some are same ppl, same names, some same names, diff ppl, some new ppl. got that??
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Clarisse, I love you too!
In fact, I love everyone on this earth. Except for George Bush and a few other bad seeds. Other than that, yup, pretty much everyone. I'm just a good-time boy.
Oh and I love Katie Holmes and Cunt Gravy too.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
love angelina was nothing short of a retard, so no, there's no way in hell cunt.gravy could possibly be her, what with the high level of snark and syntax displayed.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
I for one couldnt give a flying fuck who is who. were all people at a fucking computer exchanging ideas and jokes. even if the ideas come from a 'character' and not a 'real' personality, theyre still jokes and ideas.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
queef: on iggy
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Just sayin'
hmmmmmm...............
kevin clamato...
I do not know who you are, but i think i love you! Hot damn!!
Someone turn the air up...
LCT,
Eat the cheese, but don't drink the purple drank! M'Kay.
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
um I have never commented on the weird antagonistic shit that goes on here before so I am out of the loop a bit. I remember months back we had Love Angelina and all that BS, so is this the same group, diff names or what?
. said in the brit thread that cunt.gravy is vagina sauce....um, who the fuck is that? God I am SO BAD with keeping everyone straight on here.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 8:59am.
queef, it ain't snow...
cunt was here last night I think!
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Yeah but snowpiece said they've been quietly stalking arund here for about a week now and decided to speak up today....so maybe its just too great a coincidence!
If it isnt her then probably its someone that has something to do with her.
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
I don't understand why she's carrying her phone.
If she doesn't want to lose it in the portfolio she's carrying then she could put it in a pocket.
She can't be expecting a call from Tommy Girl; he'd simply beam the message straight into her skull through the implanted microchip.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I may be an annoying troll, but at least I don't come here to pimp my MySpace and my party planning business. Just sayin'.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 9:01am.
Y'all remember Little Bunny Foo Foo? She was crazy like cunt.gravy. God I miss that funny whore! (are any of you little bunny foo foo? and if you are why the fuck do you keep changing names?)
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Little bunny FooFoo
Hopin through the forest
scoopin up all the field mice
And boppin em on the head
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Y'all remember Little Bunny Foo Foo? She was crazy like cunt.gravy. God I miss that funny whore! (are any of you little bunny foo foo? and if you are why the fuck do you keep changing names?)
Funniest poster EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
snow - its been kinda mellow lately (not today) - sit for a spell darlin!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Mrs. K. I've been doing sexy times with my man the way you taught me and I haven't left the bed in months! ;)
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uhh mrs K - youve got my email address WINK WINK
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Yes I do but unfortunately I charge a fortune for that advice.
Holy fuck! I'm still wearing last night's makeup too from lastnightsparty. Ugh....When imma stop bein such a fucking whorebag?
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 3:59pm
Hold down alt key and press "3" on your numeral keypad once. If you hold alt and press certain numbers on the num pad once, twice, or even three times, you get different symbols!
Take the cheese! I was gonna give it to Basil Cecil, but apparently he hates cheese.
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♥Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Thanks Taco Mom Times ♥☻☺♦♣♠•◘○{╚§╖±Äσ├T!
Does he now... you'd THINK rot + rot = true love, but I guess now. That's ok, more for me! Mmmmm, green mould fuzz.
Y'all remember Little Bunny Foo Foo? She was crazy like cunt.gravy. God I miss that funny whore! (are any of you little bunny foo foo? and if you are why the fuck do you keep changing names?)
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Kevin!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll bite them for you babe, no worries.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 3:57pm.
Wow. Welcome to the party, Love Carrottop. About 3 hours too late.
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Sorry, had to participate in a little thing called 'work.'
she's wearing last night's makeup. Didnt the midget teach her how to remove it properly?
yeah, whatever queef. I knew someone was gonna say that shit. That's why I stopped coming up in this bitch in the first place. Sigh.
Cunt Gravy, I wish you would just tell them eho you are so I don't have to go back on the dlisted withdrawl meds again. 5 minutes and the shit starts again.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
OMG, I think I need to cut my nails.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
How do you do the little hearts?
I SO want that old cheese. First, I'm going to leave it out so it accumulates fruit flies, then put it back out on the sun to there are a lot of fruit flies and extra mould, and THEN eat it so I can get Katie's depression out of my mind.
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Hold down alt key and press "3" on your numeral keypad once. If you hold alt and press certain numbers on the num pad once, twice, or even three times, you get different symbols!
Take the cheese! I was gonna give it to Basil Cecil, but apparently he hates cheese.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Seriously, where is LoLo, I miss her crazy ass.
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On vacay times.
actually you can submit those credit card number to me.
no one can turn a credit card number into cash like MISSY CAN!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
queef, it ain't snow...
cunt was here last night I think!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Hey, you. Good to see you!