Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
missy on August 12, 2008 - 4:33pm
HA HA HA!!!
Buy me a coke hooker...
Who else use to rant in expletives?
JenFraud?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Funny but a little ri-DICK-you-loss.
Submitted by kevin clamato on August 12, 2008 - 4:33pm.
I want to take you to the mens room and play light sabers next to the urinal wit you!
well with you and Kirk Cameron!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Who else posts horrible, expletive-filled tirades here?
Why none other than Kirk Cameron!
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Ugh! Well, I never! Kirk Cameron is a dirty, sleazy fraud and if he puts his hands on my ta-ta's again I'll sick Cody Bass on him!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 3:29pm.
snowy - yes Okie is around still every day shes at work.. shes off today :)
dlisted can be such an emotional place, no wonder were giving men menstruation cycles now - LOL AJP!! haha!
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HaHa! *giggling*
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Bye, sluts, I need to watch my cunt gravy and make sure it doesn't get lumpy. I will check back to make sure you sluts are still funny.
*flashes saggy noonies*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Stoney is technically correct, Rachael Ray is cunt gravy, but she doesn't post here. That we know of. (Love Angelina?)
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
This thread is funny.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Oooooh! Cunt gravy in 30 minutes or less. Yes, that's with 2 tablespoons of E.V.O.O., two large cloves of garlic, a ham bone, some flour and good old fashioned cunt drippings. If you do not have a cunt, dick drips are ok too.
Then, heat in a medium saucepan on medium heat for 15 minutes.
It's all done.
Mmmmmmmm, honey, dinner's ready.
Oh, the cunt gravy [or dick gravy] is very nice over meatloaf.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
BB - jinx! :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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*humps angel_i's leg*
Missed you too, you cholariffic ho! *smooch*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Is CuntGravy Kaiserin?
I ♥ Kaiserin.
Original Putas?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
KASEIRAIN??
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If it is insulting to rachel ray to call her a btach of cunt gravy is it insulting to Cunt Gravy to call her Rachel Ray?
Let me ask Kirk Cameron!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Make sure you sprinkle some gash granola on top. (It's for texture)
Thanks Snow and Stoney! *scribbling furiously in Little Red Cookbook*
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
OI ! Leave kevin clamato alone! He is hot, so he is welcome. AND he loves me!!! Don't like the link, do not be clicking it.
LCT,
*sigh* I watched "Atonement" last night, and i'll never get that two hours of my life back...so to cheer myself up........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rvnCVoveE
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
@Triple D:
Remind me never to accept a dinner invitation from you:)
I missed Mary "Sunshine".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 3:30pm.
that awesome chick who was on the clinic and would come in like once a day and post this awesome nail-on-the-head rant? wtf was her name?? loved that bitch... probly back on the junk :(
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Rachel Ray IS cunt gravy (not the poster).
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Who else posts horrible, expletive-filled tirades here?
Why none other than Kirk Cameron!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
DDD I believe one of the main ingredients is Panty Pudding, but you have to marinate it.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
jim?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Tell me. What do we think of Kate's jeans today? I like them. I am beginning to wonder if she's starting a line of denim that I will be forcefed in the fall...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Thank you queef, for trying to lionize me a la Chrissy "Leave Britney alone!" Crocker. I hope it picks up. I will tell if you guys guess correctly but no one has so far...which surprises me, because I thought it'd be rather obvious. Who else posts horrible, expletive-filled tirades here? And yes, I was vagina.sauce long, long ago.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Shit, all this talk about cunt.gravy reminds me: I need to make something for dinner. What to do, what to do? Does Rachel Ray have a good cunt gravy recipe in 30 mins. or less?
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Does Oklahoma still post here?
Yes. as Kirk Cameron.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
snowy - yes Okie is around still every day shes at work.. shes off today :)
dlisted can be such an emotional place, no wonder were giving men menstruation cycles now - LOL AJP!! haha!
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that's cuz I'm James Haven and everyone else too. hahahahahahahahaha! ;p
I could never be as funny as JH tho.
Does Oklahoma still post here?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Wow - so much fun DListed beeches! Que bueno!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Kirk Cameron was mouse! ha ha!!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh no you di-ent! LOL
I may just claim it so the real owner gets mad.
Teehee.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Im totally confused at how your reply relates to what I said... I was in essence defending cuntgravy, but not specifically. whos confused me or you?
ONT (again kinda): kirk cameron was my first celeb crush. annnd...Kirk cameron used to be considered a celeb!! BWAHAHAAHAA!
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What Stoney, it's YOU?? Ha!
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 4:25pm.
Oh my, it's M.E.?
is she that creative?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh my, it's M.E.?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Arent you posed to be like cutting or something drama queen?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
lame. lamey lamerton from the city of lamesville.
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Well, slap me silly and call me Jehosephat! Every slut's coming outta the woodwork, today :)
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We haven't heard from JamesHaven, yet. ;)
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Stoney:
I am NOT cunt.gravy, but I believe she may be related to vagina.sauce. Just a public-school-educated guess.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 4:18pm.
LCT, you is cunt.gravy!
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I like the word 'twat' much better. I don't think I could live with myself putting 'cunt' on the screen so much.
I think I know who it is. Clue: Tiger times.
Kirk Cameron is made out of PEOPLE!
PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 9:10am.
I for one couldnt give a flying fuck who is who. were all people at a fucking computer exchanging ideas and jokes. even if the ideas come from a 'character' and not a 'real' personality, theyre still jokes and ideas.
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Bunk That!
Everylast one of you hoes feel this site is somehow your baby and you get to choose who youre going to tollerate and who youre going to harp on until no end! This has never been a place of tolerance!
I say...
LEAVE. CUNT.GRAVY. ALONE!
leaveheralone!
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Yee HAW! I am so glad all you ho's and sluts is here.
They let me out in the common room for an hour a day now, so I can visit until the lithium kicks in.
I made you all ashtrays.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Dawnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are YOU cunt.gravy?
Sorry folks, I'll stop now.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by kevin clamato on August 12, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Hmmm....a chopped liver sculpture. You can try Katz's deli on Houston Street if you're in NYC. They may do that.
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Mmmmm...Katz's brisket on rye with mustard and garlic pickles....*drools all over self*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Howdy Missy! *smooch*
ONT: (well kinda) Kirk Cameron has poofy hair.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on August 12, 2008 - 3:19pm.
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Well, slap me silly and call me Jehosephat! Every slut's coming outta the woodwork, today :)
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hmmm....a chopped liver sculpture. You can try Katz's deli on Houston Street if you're in NYC. They may do that.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)