Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Robertooooooooooo is a racist little fucktwat
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Hmmmmmm.....
*drums fingers*
OMG I think I know....damn, i can picture a cartoon avie and can't think of the moniker....
You gave me grief at the end of a Brangelina thread once....
FUCK!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Seeing people write 'times' after everything is giving me the happy times something fierce.
Hi Mrs. K!
Welcome back! How is the Minch?
Bradi,
I need a waffle.
And a Jose Cuervo back. A double. No salt or lime. Thanks.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Like magic queef times.
*bloop*
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Like magic teabag times!
*bloooooooop*
LCT!!
Aw shucks! Right back at ya!!
Yeah, that was by far the best scene! And the scene when he meets her on the road for the first time! Very warm and charming!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Cunt Gravy you are Viva La Lohan.
You always defended her in a nondefending type of way.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
BB: LOL thanks, I needed that cupcake.
No, not Barbado, it was some little kid that was here for like 2 weeks everyday screaming that we were all a bunch of racists. then he went away, I can't remember his nickname now but he was horrid.
:)
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
ok, angie, I don't think this is probably the case because I don't think you're smart enough, lol, but are you cunt.gravy?
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
AWWW! We all like each other!
One big happy fuckfest.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
This thread is mucho entertainment times!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 4:51pm
Like magic queef times.
*bloop*
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by angel_i on August 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Tell me. What do we think of Kate's jeans today?
IMHO the vast majority of women look like SHITE in these jeans. Very few have the figure to pull it off.
Even Sam Ro with her skinny legs can't pull it off cuz she gets a little broad in the beam
Yes, I am a perfectionist.
Only Giselle Bunchen or Kate Bosworth can pull these jeans off
I did actually like Love Angelina. I thought people gave her a lot of crap just cause she was (quite unnaturally) obsessed with Angelina. But I did defend her many times.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 4:48pm
OMG!
You HWORE!
Where the hell have you been?
*gives snowy a cupcake*
IDK, maybe Cunt G. is before my time here.
Kaiseren was the first poster that popped in my head.
Barbado Slim?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
UKer that's exactly the song I was thinking too when I saw the pics of Katie. Poor sad bot, needs a jack up or too. Maybe she should dye her hair or something...
Your face!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
OK Cunt G.
Did you like LOVE ANGELINA?
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Who DIDN'T. She was magical.
OK Cunt G.
Did you like LOVE ANGELINA?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I always feel like Kirk Camerons watching meeeeeee
And i got no privacy!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Tracy Gold stares at me from outside when i eat food too.
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Well, DUH!!!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hey BB! <3 smooches. Remember that guy who used to try and stir up race wars? what was his name??????
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Tracy Gold stares at me from outside when i eat food too.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 4:44pm.
Haunted by merkins...it's like Twilight Zone Times!
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I'm going to have direar times if this keeps up.... I'm spooked.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Hold me young Kirk im scared!
and im vulnerable and my skin is soooo soft and look at my nipples.
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Um...I think I just saw Tracy Gold peeking at you guys through your window.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:43pm
oh haha.
Farrah the poster here, it was some kind of BS about the Jewish and how they are evil, idk, I remember that fucktard though, AQofE was WHACKED!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Lady LCT!
LMFAO!!! Atonement was a pathetic flick w/ James McAvoy (yummeh!) and Keira "Can't act for shit" Knightly...blech!
So i watched PSILY again!!!
Here, for you!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rvnCVoveE
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Oh God... why in the shitbat did you watch that??
Sigh. That is my favourite scene in the whole movie. Fuck, I want to go move to Ireland and run into Gerry Butler at a bar.
PS. You always seem to make my day better.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 3:41pm.
What in the hellll...... I logged out as Carrot Top and logged in as some old login I made up to get my old Hugh Laurie avie and a)it's a merkin, and b)it changed all my comments....?
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Haunted by merkins...it's like Twilight Zone Times!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hold me young Kirk im scared!
and im vulnerable and my skin is soooo soft and look at my nipples.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Bradiful, nope, but please, do tell - what kind of religious tirade could one possibly have about FARRAH FAWCETT? Haha....that's almost admirable.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 4:38pm
When one mentions expletive rants, Kaiseren delivered!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 3:39pm.
you imaginary people sure help a bitch get through the workday!! ♥♥♥ Love you all!
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I couldn't agree MORE! all i do in my spare time is read these threads - fucking hysterical! thanx for the laughs!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Current office space not conducive to play on Dlisted all day long...
Lady LCT!
LMFAO!!! Atonement was a pathetic flick w/ James McAvoy (yummeh!) and Keira "Can't act for shit" Knightly...blech!
So i watched PSILY again!!!
Here, for you!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8rvnCVoveE
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Lady Herbert Ca... on August 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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LCT?
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What in the hellll...... I logged out as Carrot Top and logged in as some old login I made up to get my old Hugh Laurie avie and a)it's a merkin, and b)it changed all my comments....?
From what I remember, VaginaSauce showed up right after AQofE got the boot for going on some religious tirade with Farrah.
Is Cunt Gravy AngelinaQueenofEvil?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Where's Sweetas? She needs to tell the boss she is too close to the AC vent and get her desk moved...
Missy: have a good one, I'm imagining up KC for you, he'll meet you at the bar. You can turn him back to the DARK SIDEDNESS!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
OMG snow, THAT is te KC I fell in love with!! aw, he was cute!
ok sluts, ive had fun today but this is about to cut into my drinking times
you imaginary people sure help a bitch get through the workday!! ♥♥♥ Love you all!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Damn you!!! I was just about to guess Kaiserin.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 4:37pm.
AHHHHHHHHHH! WOOOOOOOO! I really did just scream like a girl in my cube!!!!!!!!!
I dont know why but i had a day dream about Kirk Cameron and i forgot he hates us gays now so i was poking fun IN him!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Do not even mention Kirk Cameron! He is a vile, despicable human being and I'd relish seeing him drawn and quartered by Jesus himself! He can take that tacky sister with him. I enjoyed seeing DJ Tanner get raped in her genie pants by Zach Morris at that drunken Halloween frat party in that cheesy TV movie. Take THAT, Candace Cameron Bure.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Lady Herbert Ca... on August 12, 2008 - 3:36pm.
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LCT?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Y'all remember Little Bunny Foo Foo? She was crazy like cunt.gravy. God I miss that funny whore!
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What happened that made her and her "fake Dlisted friends" stop posting? I don't remember what the deal was but I always liked reading her posts.
Im always confused....
Cunt.Gravy said they tell us who they were if we guessed the right name so im just gonna name as many names as I know....
Mike
Valtex
Okie mokie
xxyxz
petite
M.E.
Nittwitty
Slutts
dv8trix
vanny van
debby deb
thorny thorn
D D
skybitch
monkey pox
I blew a fuse...cant think of any others right now..
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on August 12, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
Ask MK for the dick butter needed to finish dinner.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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AJP I don't know you but my avies for you cuz ur funny!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Stoney is technically correct, Rachael Ray is cunt gravy, but she doesn't post here. That we know of. (Love Angelina?)
BEAUTIFUL! WONDERFUL! Oh my god Love Angelina is RACHEL FUCKING RAY!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
DDD, let me know if you need anyone to lick the spoon when you finish, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 4:32pm.
LCT,
*sigh* I watched "Atonement" last night, and i'll never get that two hours of my life back...so to cheer myself up........
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Remind me which one that is again...