Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:30am.
Yeah, right. SO you are so much pain why you keep harassing her? Leave her the fuck alone! Leave THEM alone! Grow the fuck up! What are you 12?
The fact that no one can put you away in a padded room fucking amazes me. You are a pathetic loser. You make me want to vomit because of how vile you are. The worst thing about you is when you brought up my friend's tragedy to her face. See , that right there would of been enough to beat your ass down.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:31am.
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Has anyone told you what a pile of trash you are?
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Everyday. I know very well that im worthless....
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Edgar Allen Poe was the father of the detective story and mysteries surrounding his death have never been resolved. Additionally, he has a secret visitor come to his grave each year on his birthday (since 1947, one hundred years after he died), leaving gifts and sometimes cryptic messages. Isn't it funny that the father of the detective story has big mysteries surrounding his death? Now leap to the extended metaphor-
We will probably never know the true identity of cunt.gravy.
and maybe it's better that way...
Some "shit you may not know and could give a flying fuck about" for the day. And some totally unecessary drama in telling ya'll. Have a good one!
Hot damn queef! Alrighty then. Here's what you need to do:
You need to realize that no one can hurt you unless you ALLOW THEM TO, and the reason you feel like shit is your fault and no one else's. Only YOU can make yourself feel better. There are other things more important in the world that your own feelings, and if you paid attention to some of them, you'd realize the world doesn't revolve around YOU. God! Read a book. Volunteer. Get a second job. But whatever you do, shut the fuck up!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Ignore and Report.
That is all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Does anyone know queef personally or know where she lives, because I will call the cops if someone can tell me.
This MySpace stalker fiasco has officially elevated this thread into the Most. Delicious. Dlisted. Threads. EVER.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
.its just that everyother day I want to kill myself because im in so much pain....so I act off of that, it doesnt really have anything to do with them...
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Why don't you get yourself some help?
Submitted by Stoney on August 13, 2008 - 6:28am
Yes, she's a sick puppy, has put my friend through really fucked up shit.
Fucking nutjob
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by queef on August 12, 2008 - 5:18pm.
VLL boyfriend has herpes...gave her herpes....ate my bloody pussy clean the very first night I met him and in general...is just a really crummy guy. Im not trying to get him back...everything I do is complicated!
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Has anyone told you what a pile of trash you are?
Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:17am.
Hey psycho loser why don't you tell the good folks here how you pulled Alex Forrest at someone's house, cut yourself because your ex didn't fucking want you. And of course you got away with it becasue unfortunately, you literally have to kill someone to get a damn restraining order.
Your just a mouf-breathin loser, who has nothing better to do than stalk people, and their friends on myspace. Come on your so damn brave your freak.
GET OVER IT!!! HE DOESN"T WANT YOU!!!
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Alex Forrest? I dont know what that means....
I can cut myself every f*ing minute of every f*ing day what does that have to do with stalkingsone?
What "friends" am I stalking on myspace? I dont cut myself because someone dosent want me, ive had many relationships that didnt work....I cut myself because someone used me and threw me away told me I was nothing, told me i was pathtic...so I act like nothing I act pathetic....and one day I will kill myself because of these people want me to completely understand how worthless I am, how loved they are, how much sex they have when no one has ever loved me....its a really horrible feeling that makes you do horrible things to yourself and in your life, I dont do things to upset them....its just that everyother day I want to kill myself because im in so much pain....so I act off of that, it doesnt really have anything to do with them...
Ont: Mk is great!
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But could youth last and love still breed,
Had joys no date nor age no need,
Then these delights my mind might move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Submitted by miso-horny on August 12, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Seriously? You guys are talking to each other in REAL LIFE?!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Sorry. My rage is so much more jovial in my head. I will pick a nicer personality the next time I respond to someone. (But I don't think she was joking.)
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
It's not MK. MK doesn't use commas correctly, lol.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stoney on August 13, 2008 - 6:23am.
No Stoney
Queef is a stalker who is stalking one of the dlisters on myspace and who the dlister is friends with because she is insane. My DL friend has gone through hell and back and has been nothing but a nightmare.
I can't stand stalkers , sorry Stoney, just sticking up for a friend is all.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
I think that cunt.gravy is really MK.
Who else could be so obnoxiously funny?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:22pm.
GODDAMN! She was kidding! Geez, everyone, please lighten up. Like YOU said, it's not that serious!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by miso-horny on August 12, 2008 - 4:22pm.
OMG what the fuck is your problem? Sounds like you're the psycho.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 13, 2008 - 6:19am.
Hi Deb
Yup I'm here in the USA, but I'm going back to Japan in 2 weeks, home is where the heart is hehe.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by thehoustongirl on August 12, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Can some of you do us a favor and LOG OFF DLISTED for one second? OH MY XENU!!!! (lol)
WTF do you all do offline? What a sad bunch of ppl!
Fuck you, slut. Some of us have boring desk jobs and hours to kill on a computer. I guess we don't use every second of our day like you do. What a champ. Here's a fuckin' medal, bitch.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Oh yes, you are a true goddess of repulsiveness!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:17am.
Hey psycho loser why don't you tell the good folks here how you pulled Alex Forrest at someone's house, cut yourself because your ex didn't fucking want you. And of course you got away with it becasue unfortunately, you literally have to kill someone to get a damn restraining order.
Your just a mouf-breathin loser, who has nothing better to do than stalk people, and their friends on myspace. Come on your so damn brave your freak.
GET OVER IT!!! HE DOESN"T WANT YOU!!!
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Haha I know, I am particularly proud that I managed to find such a ridiculously vomitrocious avatar of Paris. It really just takes it to another level, doesn't it?
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
MISO!
You changed your avie! Almost went right thru it...Did your move go right?
OT: Carrying a briefcase and a Blackberry makes you feel impo-tant, eh Katie?
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I make fun of her at times, but I'd probably flip out if she showed me the time of day -- or rather, if her 1998 version showed me the time of day.
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Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
kevin clamato,
I may have to start stalking you. Just a heads up.
Off topic: crazy people that have 50 different screen names are freakin me out!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Can some of you do us a favor and LOG OFF DLISTED for one second? OH MY XENU!!!! (lol)
WTF do you all do offline? What a sad bunch of ppl!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
On Topic: Rolled jeans suck..that is all.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LCT!
Hell yes! Irish charm!!! (well, Scottish technically)
Speaking of Irish charm...Rent "In Bruges" !!!! NOW!!! The language is fookin rough, but FABULOUS movie!!!!
On topic: *raspberries!!!*
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YES PLEASE. I love Irish people. They're all so jolly and/or jolly while pretending to be snarky.
Seriously, I'm going to have to make a Clarisse Movie List.
what would tommy girl think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhcH1xf7pPU
check out this video and put it up!!
And now I think I am done with this thread. Psycho has a new name and it isn't cunt.gravy.
The only thing that is abhorrent is your avatar, cunt.gravy.
*scrubs down with windex*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by queef on August 13, 2008 - 6:12am.
Maybe if you would quit stalking people on myspace,nad stalking your targets friends, make a total ass out of yourself, maybe get a new man instead of trying to get back the one that doesn't want you , you wouldn't be such a bitter bitch.
Hit I nerve did I?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
I did actually like Love Angelina. I thought people gave her a lot of crap just cause she was (quite unnaturally) obsessed with Angelina. But I did defend her many times.
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I never gave her a hard time for being obsessed with AJ. I gave her a hard time for being a psycho freak.
EastEndGirl: LMAO no I wasn't but thanks for reminding me! LMAO good times! I have to go wipe myself, I just took a big ole Cody Bass!!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.
LCT!
Clive Owen is by far my favorite hot Scott. I'd have to have all kinds of special times with him!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Hi Mrs. K!
Welcome back! How is the Minch?
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Minch is great!
My little guy...so sweet.
I am absolutely horrified on how off-topic this thread has gotten.
I need another drink.
Who's going to Beige at B Bar tonight???
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
LCT!
Hell yes! Irish charm!!! (well, Scottish technically)
Speaking of Irish charm...Rent "In Bruges" !!!! NOW!!! The language is fookin rough, but FABULOUS movie!!!!
On topic: *raspberries!!!*
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 5:06pm.
I, for one, am abhorred at how off-topic this thread has gotten. MK provides these forums for us to discuss his posts, not our personal lives. I think we should get back to a more worthy topic - like Kate Cruise's red-hot film career.
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Feel free to take your condescending posts to the forum then, where all of the other condescending posters live.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 12, 2008 - 5:01pm.
tee hee, I was trying to talk all sexy last night, and succeeded, until I said "fuckey fuckey times" and my bf just busted up laughing. Killed the moment, but fftimes were still had!
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I did that once too, although I said sexy times and a few seconds later I realized 'sexy times' isn't a sexy way to tell someone you want to have sex unless you read DListed.
I, for one, am abhorred at how off-topic this thread has gotten. MK provides these forums for us to discuss his posts, not our personal lives. I think we should get back to a more worthy topic - like Kate Cruise's red-hot film career.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Bradi,
If I am willing to throw out 10 yrs of sobriety, it has definitely no been a good week. LOL. The waffle was an afterthought.
Are you thinking of Nectar or Mix Well?
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
put de lime in da coconut and stick it in my butt
put de lime in da coconut and stick in my butt
what? I say Dr. CAMERON? what? i say Dr. KIRK CAMERON!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:56pm.
Seeing people write 'times' after everything is giving me the happy times something fierce
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tee hee, I was trying to talk all sexy last night, and succeeded, until I said "fuckey fuckey times" and my bf just busted up laughing. Killed the moment, but fftimes were still had!
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
DebFrmHell on August 12, 2008 - 4:56pm
Uh oh, tequila times for Deb, not a good day for Deb, huh?
How about an Eggo? I promise I won't leggo your eggo.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Snowpiece,
Are you thinking of Cody Bass?
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
caca times was my favorite RE the reality show dogs/pigs crapping everywhere.
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 4:55pm.
LCT!!
Aw shucks! Right back at ya!!
Yeah, that was by far the best scene! And the scene when he meets her on the road for the first time! Very warm and charming!
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Ugh I'm melting all over my work chair. I love it when he's playing guitar on the couch and says "I'm right here baby" or when he says "Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?"
So who likes Curious George?
I do. Very much.
Cold water can always make a monkey change his mind.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)