Tuesday, August 12th 2008
She Misses Her Tight Rolled Jeans
A sad little Katie Holmes dragged herself into rehearsal this morning in NYC. She looks like a Morrissey song. Homebot needs a little hug and a cookie. Scratch that. She doesn't eat cookies. She needs a reboot and a new microchip.
Last night, Katie played the "happy wifey" at Tommy Girl's movie premiere in Los Angeles. She jumped on the family spaceship right after the premiere and made her way back to New York, where she's still rehearsing for "All My Sons."
Katie's probably depressed because everyone hated her tight rolled jeans. And by "everyone" I mean everyone but me. They grew on me. I like holding on to the past. I still have one of my fucking Cabbage Patch Dolls.
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Bradi!!!
My bad!!! I tend to have blinders on for the boys w'/an accent!
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/brad_pitt
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 6:19pm
*ahe-he-hem*
Hello?
The Brad has good pics there too....sha...
Well Cunt Gravy so far is not who has been guessed.
They used to defend at times LoveSkeletina, i got that much from CG.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
All right, it's time for my evening feeding, but while I'm devouring gazelle entrails, I'm gonna think good and hard about this vagina gravy business...Wait, I think I just invented a new zoo delicacy!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Tiger: How's it going Luv? Your thoughts on Katie's rolled jeans???
I await your reply: your faithful servant, Joe Shmoe;
*tossing big chunks of seasoned tofu between bars*
(Don't be bitching now. You know the vet said you're cholesterol is off the charts)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
Mrs K.,
It moved down one. I'll get it Friday. I loves me some Dino!!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
U2 TL!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 13, 2008 - 12:42am.
Cunt gravy = Jimmy Bocca? Ricki Lake?
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It can't be Jimmy Bocca, otherways he would be a parody of himself!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Tigerlilly not to be mean (who me!?!?!) but JB does not have CG's grasp of the English Language.....
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Cunt Gravy is just tryna confoose a bitch in the head! *huff*
Good to see you, btw, Snowy!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
OMG, Clarisee move the DM biopic to the top!
There's this scene where Dean gets up at his first amateur night to sing That's Amore; well, it'll bring tears to your eyes!
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore
When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you'll sing "Vita Bella"
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
Tigerlilly not to be mean (who me!?!?!) but JB does not have CG's grasp of the English Language.....
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Cunt gravy = Jimmy Bocca? Ricki Lake?
I still think he/she's playing tricky tricky times with our brainses...BAD, CUNT GRAVY, BAD! We'll put you in the no-no room for that for a good old fashioned DListed time out! We will...we badasses like that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Mrs K. / Snow!
Alright! I trust you guys so i moved it to the top...but it bumped off the Dean Martin Biography, so i better be good =)
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Mrs. K. I know, it's def one of my all time faves!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
OMG Clarisse, you will love it. It's a Scottish movie.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Snow,
Shallow Grave just went to the top of my Netflix Q
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CLARISSE and SNOW
Shallow Grave ROCKS!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Little miss on August 12, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Mrs.Kravitz - sure you are, but Johnny be good!!!!
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WHEW, that was close!
I am pretty sure you misunderstood what I said. I have issues with the Chinese government's human rights violations, NOT the Chinese people.
Sayonara,
My pleasure!
Snow,
Shallow Grave just went to the top of my Netflix Q
Nova,
Anytime!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 6:19pm.
Ok hworez!
Let all take a moment and ...
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Thank you!
Darth Vader asked him...
The best movie with Ewan is Shallow Grave.
I saw RF outside the theater one evening but he was surrounded by rabid foaming at the mouth middle aged hookers......(and I didn't want to blend in with the crowd, lol) so I just stood there till he smiled in my general direction and went home happy.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Mrs.Kravitz - sure you are, but Johnny be good!!!!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Where is Kizzy? She would definitely have an opinion on this tomfuckery!
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
Ooh...Clarisse...thanks for the Ewan...I LURVE me some Ewan!!! :D *sigh*
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I suppose, Cunt.Gravy gave us a fat hint by posting fugly Paris avie and stoopid quotes. aaaaand she promised to come out if we guess right!!!
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Snowpiece!
Right!! People often forget what fine fine pieces the Fiennes brothers are!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Little miss on August 12, 2008 - 3:20pm.
You tried to take your love away from me and I could not have that.
Did you read my defense?
Am I forgiven?
@Litle Miss,
PSL???? Oh hell to the no! She is at work or she would tell you herself.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 12, 2008 - 6:14pm.
Does anyone STILL want to know who cuntgravy is??? I'm DYING!!! Ok, I kinda think he/she might be fucking with us and is really not one of us ho's, but it's like a DListed game of Clue up in here, an Agatha Christie novel and shit! Who da ho?
As for the rest of the dramz, it'll blow over...(yes, only to start up again, but whachagonna do?)
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Clue... It was Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the candlestick.
Darth Vader asked him...
Submitted by Little miss on August 12, 2008 - 6:20pm.
Parissucksliterally - are you the Cunt.Gravy? Damn, I can't sleep now.
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O no you DI-ent!
(thank you, Stoney, for the transliteration)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Parissucksliterally - are you the Cunt.Gravy? Damn, I can't sleep now.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Ok hworez!
Let all take a moment and ...
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/ewan_mcgregor
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/gerard_butler
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/colin_farrell
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/christian_bale
http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/ralph_fiennes
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Katie just go shopping, everything will go fine...
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Poor Katie, she does look miserable.
Perhaps its time to take Tom's Amex Black Card out for a spin around Tiffany's or Bvlgari.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
My name is miso-horny, and I am a gamer geek girl ^_^
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Does anyone STILL want to know who cuntgravy is??? I'm DYING!!! Ok, I kinda think he/she might be fucking with us and is really not one of us ho's, but it's like a DListed game of Clue up in here, an Agatha Christie novel and shit! Who da ho?
As for the rest of the dramz, it'll blow over...(yes, only to start up again, but whachagonna do?)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Because I am an attention whore (and a real whore - don't judge) I feel the need to say this again:
The comment sections are not Dear Fucking Abby, Queef. Stop attacking people and just fucking have fun, will you? You have a rancid and toxic personality and all you are doing is upsetting people. Be gone or stay and PLAY not mindfuck and whine.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Hi Dot....yeah...your avie is Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII. ...oh and the game Kingdom Hearts also....:D
I AM a gamer nerd. ;P
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
LCT,
Here is a thought to cheer you:
((shut your eyes and think of a tall, muscular, dark-haired man wearing nothing but a pair of Royal Canadian Mountie boots!))
ps don't know if if cheered you but it definitely does wonders for me!
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 6:08pm.
LCT: it's very frusterating, I feel ya. But MK and all you sluts are really funny!!!!
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I just wish he'd care about what went on in hre.
Later hawt sluuuuuuuuuuuts XOXOXOXO
Sexy times.
Submitted by Sugaroo on August 12, 2008 - 6:07pm.
The comment sections are not Dear Fucking Abby, Queef. Stop attacking people and just fucking have fun, will you? You have a rancid and toxic personality and all you are doing is upsetting people. Be gone or stay and PLAY not mindfuck and whine.
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There's no having fun with that thing. We'd all be better off if it just went away.
Does anyone here phone VLL? If so, if she knows this crazy asshole's address, can you send me a PM on the forum? I need to make a call to the po-po.
LCT: it's very frusterating, I feel ya. But MK and all you sluts are really funny!!!!
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Same thing happened in the forums. People complained about the racism and the bullying to both MK and the moderator. Neither one even bothered to reply. They just let is go on and on. I never even bothered posting because of that. They attack anyone new and rain down hate and shit. Now it's happening here and nothing will be done about that either.
The comment sections are not Dear Fucking Abby, Queef. Stop attacking people and just fucking have fun, will you? You have a rancid and toxic personality and all you are doing is upsetting people. Be gone or stay and PLAY not mindfuck and whine.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
IG: her hair is kinda cute but it makes her look even more like TommyGirl, doncha think?
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
LCT & Miso, thank you [about my avatar] but I have no idea about the game character in question, I just really liked the animation. Damn. I'm not as much as a geeky gamer girl as I thought. Oh who am I kidding, I lost my gaming spirit five years ago. :( I still love to play chess though! :)
I prefer sad Katie to phony, smiling a little too big Katie. When she's with TG her feigned smile scares the hell outta me.
Submitted by snowpiece on August 12, 2008 - 6:05pm.
LCT; I understand completely, that's a lot of the reason I gave up on this site (but I'm a sucker cuz here I am again.)
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I was wondering where you'd been for so long :( If only it could be what it used to be...
That's what this dumb ass stalker faker wants.
I don't believe one gottdamn thing it posts.
It's bullshit, all of it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
@snowy.... it's all good! And he pops in every once in a blue moon. You need to come around more often!
Say something nice... I like her hair? :)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Deb -I totally agree. 3 months ago I was tempted to quit my job just so I could be on here all the time. Now I'd rather get paid not to read these people's shit about 'being the victim'.
LCT; I understand completely, that's a lot of the reason I gave up on this site (but I'm a sucker cuz here I am again.)
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"I'll give you a Shiloh for a Coca-Cola!"
Bradiful - BOSWALLA TIMES!! If only.... Lolo times could fix this mess.