I Give It One Week
Sir Bob Geldof's daughter and one of the biggest messes of the UK, Peaches Geldof, married some dude in Las Vegas. The Sun reports that 19-year-old Peaches and 23-year-old Max Drummey of the American band Chester French got hitched on either Wednesday or Thursday of last week.
None of their family or friends were around to witness this blessed union. Her spokesbitch issued this statement:
"The couple tied the knot in a simple low-key ceremony in Las Vegas last week, while holidaying in America. Peaches first met Max, 23, a Harvard graduate in anthropology, two years ago. Max's band, Chester French, played at the ITV iTunes festival, where Peaches was a co-presenter of the show. The acclaimed new Boston band were signed by Pharrell Williams to his label Star Track, a subsidiary of the giant Interscope Label."
Peaches was reportedly dating Farris Rotter of the band The Horrors. They recently broke up and I guess she celebrated by getting married! And it's a good thing her spokesperson issued a statement. Peaches probably didn't even know her new husband went to Harvard! The things you learn about your spouse from a press release!
Peaches recently made news when she apparently overdosed. She later brushed it off and said it was just a "bad experience." Hmmm....something tells me she'll say the same thing in a couple of days when she files for annulment.
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I think the meds I'm on make me gassy. Ug. It's the painful kind, too.
MK probably does all his posting from the baño, anyway. :)
Nice to know I'm not the only one who remembers Peter (or is old enough too)...thanx guys! *wipes a little tear*
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Peaches half sister, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence, is such a pretty little girl.
Although Pixie her full sister is the prettier one of them.
Even when MK goes out of town, he still posts it's just not as liberally.
Maybe his Saltine nachos and mayo spaghetti o's didn't settle well and he's having gassy times.
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Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 2:33pm.
See my post below yours...it gets better than that.
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I seriously don't even know what to say.... other than GODDAMN THAT MAN FOR STEALING MY FIRSTBORN'S NAME I HAD PICKED OUT SINCE I WAS 6!
wait what?? Peaches was married to Peter Tork?
The monkees are still one of my all-time fav's...loved the show, have all of them on DVD. I was like two drink...I wanted Davy Jones like no other. I even wished I had been a teen in the 60's at one point....lol. *sigh* oh the daydreams i used to have...oh hell yeah I was a daydream believer!!! lol
Still...peter married this little freaky girl??
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 2:32pm.
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See my post below yours...it gets better than that.
Who the fuck are these people and why the fuck are they so ugly?
I'm sorry, her name is Peaches? Is that for real?
Weenielover, I think you're right... either that or he's just not feeling particularly snarky.
Submitted by jim on August 12, 2008 - 2:20pm.
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Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof (I shit you not!) is the daughter of hot mess Paula Yates Geldof Hutchence and Bob Geldof. Paula died of a drug overdose in 2000. (Michael Hutchence died of a drug od in 1997...he was a gorgeous, albeit, messed up man.)
Her sisters all have equally effed up names like Fifi Trixibelle Geldof and Pixie Geldof, as well as half-sister, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Hutchence.
Like Mother like daughter. Peaches will be found dead of heroin overdose by X-Mas. She has a fat Trust Fund to blow on drugs and booze.
I know MK is writing. It's just that there's nothing funny about these hos. And ITA missy, MK always tells us when he's going away, which is never. MK needs a vacay!
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A harvard man with his head up his arse...
Yeah...vegas weddings last FOREVER!!!! When someone says "I'm getting married in vegas"...its a sure sign that neither person involved is really serious about marriage.
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
I liked Davy Jones. I was devasted to find out he was not as old as the Nick at Nite reruns and see I couldn't date him. Of course I was like six and watched it with some Chef Boyardee (sp).
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He has the exact same hair as my mother did in the early 1980s.
As for the marriage of these two, I predict a lot of bratty arguments in the next few weeks, followed by several "I'm gonna spend the day with my friends" and then flirty emails and IMs with random people, followed by some coke-driven reconciliation.
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Submitted by The C word on August 12, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Holy shit, Peaches Geldof married Peter Tork??!!
YES!! A flashback to my Monkees annual makes you right.
Ha ha ha Bob, saint your way out of this cluster fuck and stay cool. Still he was kind enough to write in his autobiography that her mum blew him in the back of various forms of transport at this age (including the touching detail that he didn't like her and called her the limpet) so I suppose poor little Peaches has done better.
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no ME is right, MK tells us when hes going away. I dont think he has anyone else write for him...
when new posts dont come around for a while, thats when MK's busy bleaching his asshole or some shit!
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OMG, I thought the same thing (that he looks like Peter Tork)...I *loved* Peter Tork, too, which is why my first impression upon seeing this pic was, "he's kinda cute".
I know who Peter Tork is C-Word. I use to watch the Monkees all the time as a kid. He does look like Peter. And he's a ginge.
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jim - I am nasty, but I like the way you think. Let's make it a business...
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Submitted by mike on August 12, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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Yeh you could be on to something there...
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Jim, you're killing me.
The C Word- OH how I used to love Peter Tork on the Monkees when I was 8 (when MTV was showing it in the afternoons).
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I do not think this is MK either! The amount of humor and snark in it is not exactly what I expected so I am going to call shenanigans!
And I am also not liking the amount of people posting her under different names. M.E. is LoLo is Love Anglina is Team Valtrex is MizRo is MOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
No doubt Peaches got hitched at the Strip chapel that has the drive-up window. They have a machine that blows confetti over your car hood when the "I dos" are done. Vegas is the last gasp of celebrity anything. Just ask Cher, Bette, and Elton Joan...they're all currently being fossilized in their respective showrooms here. Peaches just brought her stank into town for a few days, thank God.
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She's 19? I thought she was around like 15, 16 and very immature at that. She seriously needs to grow up.
Giving my local schools a bad name. That's what a Harvard Ed gets you? Marrying a junkie?
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Holy shit, Peaches Geldof married Peter Tork??!!
Yah I'm old.
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Is he movin' to the country?...Gonna eat alot of Peaches?
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?? I WILL MARRY ANY OF THESE RICH LITTLE SLUTS AS LONG AS I GET 3 THINGS, 1.A STEEL BELTED CONDOM, 2. A PRE-NUMP WHERE I GET HALF THEIR MONEY AND 3. A QUICK DIVORCE SO I CAN ENJOY THE WHORES MONEY NAKED WITH OTHER CHICKS AND BEER!!
Sadly, Maxwell is really cute (see here on right: http://mrwrightsmind.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/chesterfrenchbig.png) and should probably know better, but a Harvard degree does not a genius make!
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Chester French, eh? Good band, but he married Peaches?? Boo.
Submitted by weenielover on August 12, 2008 - 2:11pm.
methinks MK is on vacay...posts just dont quite sound snarky or bitchy enough...anyone else??
It's possible. MK deserves some time off, though.
I'm surprised she was able to get a Harvard man to marry her lame ass. She must have slipped X in his drink.
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I'm sure this is some sort of huge joke, I read an interview just this weekend where she was going on about how in love she was with Faris.. and there was also nothing about them having broken up..
Oh well. The interview also taught me she's a huge spoilt brat, so.. let's leave it to her eh.
Submitted by weenielover on August 12, 2008 - 10:11am.
methinks MK is on vacay...posts just dont quite sound snarky or bitchy enough...anyone else??
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Don't start this shit again.
It's MK.
If he is leaving for any length of time he puts it in his posts.
surrsley who is this chick
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who is this nobody?
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I agree that the blogs read more like TMZ than Mikey. But about the blessed union, duhhh obviously he's Harvard educated but not in rocket science to marry that mess.
Peaches Geldof is a horrid swine and should be put in thumbscrews while people with real problems throw acid in her ugly, pig face. I want to masturbate while she screams in agony as her face melts off her skull in ribbons. When she's finally dead, I will use her skull as a bong and feed her ample body to the Mole People of New York City. They are a fickle folk, and are not likely to enjoy the fatty, gamey flesh of Ms. Horse Face Geldof, but beggars can't be choosers.
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Millions of peaches
Peaches for me
Millions of peaches
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awww, be nice- give it THREE weeks.
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Well I'm out of the loop on this.
Who is this dude?
Never mind.
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i know shes big with french kids but who the fuck is she besides someones daughter
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methinks MK is on vacay...posts just dont quite sound snarky or bitchy enough...anyone else??