Wednesday, August 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for August 12th!
When Katie mentioned she would like to start bike riding, Tom wasn't about to take any chances - robrr1118
Runners-up:
Adding to childhood obesity, Huffy introduces the modern version of "duck, duck, goose" - your blood is lovely
Lever and Wedge, (two simplest tools known to mankind) could barely contain their excitement the day their dad took the training wheels off their birthday present. - City Barbie
Thanks Amanda
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Heehee, congrats all, especially robrr1118! Perfect!
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
I really wanted to say something funny about the chain that was popped off the one bike but.. yeah it's over and I still got nothin
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Congratulations, you funny sluts! I couldn't even begin to contemplate what to put for this one so I didn't bother.
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Hi5.
Congrats winners on a particularly tough CT!!
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
LMAO City Barbie! Good one! Congratulations robr1118 and your blood is lovely. Hilarious weiners!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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!!! Breaking news !!!
We have finally developed a device to circumnavigate John Travolta's asshole. We can now lower a rope down the center and pull Tommy Girl out of there!
And now you can own the first "Brangeloonie Bike" for people who talk in circles!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
And Britney would still need a helmet! (Just an observation)
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!
if lover's boredom could grow wheels and paint itself yellow.
The Bush Bike model by Schwinn
Polish segway
Aw! Brangelina bought the kids a new exercise wheel!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
A merry go round for idiots.
Gilligan and MaryAnn still trying to create enough generated energy for The Professor so that the cocoanut cream pies come out just right for Thurston and Lovie Howell.
Lance Armstrong has seven more seats open for his
new ride "Live Strong Sluts"
I really don't think that's what Bob meant when he suggested a circle jerk.
myspace.com/iheartzachmorris
"Maybe he had me confused with the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter"- George Michael Bluth
Oh the ole daisy chain hits bicycling.
Angie fucks Brad into thinking he's really going somewhere on this.
Angie fucks Brad into thinking he's really going somewhere on this.
Finally, a heart-healthy exercise for members of Congress!
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A little song.
A little dance.
A little seltzer down your pants.
As always, inspired by others:
This is the ride that never ends!
Yes, it goes on and on my friends!
Somebody started pedaling
Not knowing where they'd go
And now they'll go on pedaling forever, that's fo sho,
This is the ride that never ends!...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round
The Pete Burns 2008 Comeback Tour Auditions
It was bound to happen. The special olympics version of the X games. it may look silly to you, but to 2 blind people on a bike, it may as well be a half pipe
Going on and on in an endless circle, without a clue or a stopping point, and a sense of nausea at the end----is THIS what a George Bush speech feels like?!?
Welcome home to West Virginia,
America's best kept secret,
Cum and see...
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
www.myspace.com/cinnaburst_1976
Why the hell can't I pass that idiot in front of me?
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"I just want to wet her lips and stick her to something." ~ Man Of The Year (about Angelina Ho-Lee)
www.myspace.com/cinnaburst_1976
Hey folks, the yellow circle of losers is recruiting!
Duck...duck...DORK!!!
Po' folks spinning class.
I get the circle. But when do the rest of the jerks come in?
"This relationship is going nowhere. I feel like we're just going in circles."
"This is an excellent example that psychotropic medication is only used to the line the pockets of manufacturers and doctors".......because Eric and Jenny are still having family hour with their "invisible" septuplets.
So this is that "town bicycle" that guy was referring to when he was also talking about my moth--- oh shit. my mom? really? what an asshole.
Look, a new way to circle jerk!
You know your boyfriend is Lance Armstrong when he tries to make up for "Missing Parts" buy riding a never ending bike, but much like in bed, he realizes the quality is disappointing.
Look kids !! ---- Big Ben ...Parliament !!
Chase Crawford and Ed Westwick love playing "Pump the Ass" before diving into a game of "Bury the Treasure" on their contraption, but when Samro and Lohan got a hold of their pre-game appuratus, their secret sex toy soon became the next line of "Thelma and Louise" Lesbian bikes. Needless to say, Westwick and Crawford's relationships suffered.
Behind the scenes at the video shoot for Genesis' "Follow you Follow me"
This couple is going nowhere fast.
Once we hit the train tracks, we need to take a right.
FINALLY! a visual representation of the bush and friends methodology!
FINALLY! a visual representation of the bush and friends methodology!
This is what happens when you give up Sheryl Crow and sell your soul to win a seventh tour de France
The Future of the Republican Party!!
just like our government, going nowhere fast...
OCD Bike-a-Thon for OCD.
Finally, the treadmill has met its match.
Somewhere Robert Stewart is cursing the hippies for riding his girlfriend downtown.
Somewhere, the guy who has sex with bicycles is cursing the hippies for riding his girlfriend downtown.