Tuesday, August 12th 2008
The Spears' Mating Call
Okay, it's not their official mating call, but you know it's fucking close. This is Doris Probst and on Sunday afternoon she became the first woman to ever win The Husband and Hog Calling Contest at the Illinois State Fair. Fucking love her. Congrats!
Thanks Jussi
I was actually a judge for this competition. She won hands down. Doris is the first woman to ever win the Hog Calling Contest. She also competed in the Husband Calling Contest, but did not place. This is a fun event that happens every year at the Illinois State Fair. If you're in the Central Illinois area, come out to Fair Factor every day of the fair at 5pm!
I bet she's fun to hang out with. I like her.
Submitted by bennettk on August 12, 2008 - 7:13pm.
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
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bennettk, quit taking your little pea-sized brain out and playing with it...you might need it later. Squeal like a pig, boy! That's music to your ears?
What a fucking idiot:
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o n"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
OMFG. I laughed myself silly here. Everyone has a special talent.
I just watched the video. What in hell's bathroom was that? It didn't sound like a hog call, that's for sure.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Damn! She skeered my two dogs! She musta spent a lot of time with pigs to know their call.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
What a fucking asshole.Hey shady.carli...she is a WEIROD!
Oh. ;-;
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Hi5.
Submitted by FatMartha on August 12, 2008 - 1:39pm.
How did you know?!?
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Because I knew you back when you were a rapist.
That's probably the reaction Brit Brit has when she drives to Starbucks only to find out it's closed for the day and then drives to 7-Eleven to notice no one re-stocked the Cheeto's.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
SHE SCARES ME
THIS IS MY WORLD YALL HOS JUST LIVE IN IT
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BUNNY420
Yeah, it's confirmed, i need to move out of Illinois....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I just was at the Iowa State Fair yesterday and saw "Freight Train" (yes, that was his name!), the 1259-pound award-winning "Champion Big Boar."
Good news, Freight Train! We found you a mate in Illinois...
Wow. I bet her hubby rushed her right outta there to get her home for a roll around in the sty.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
Why am I suddenly having flashbacks of Ned Beaty and Deliverance?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 2:01pm.
FatMartha, stop trying to fool us. Real life you is a dog-cloner.
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How did you know?!?
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Hi5.
wow...
and I thought that humans and apes had similar DNA.....
not this one.... here piggy, piggy
hahaha nice avie greenfinch
why would anyone be proud of this talent. or for that matter do it in public?
urgh how can you allow yourself to get that fat. Sorry, but urgh.
She's so funny and clearly enjoying it.
Let's wait what the spammers have to say about this lady. They saw her profile on hornyhogs.com
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
FatMartha, stop trying to fool us. Real life you is a dog-cloner.
Ahhahahaha, I love her, she has some major guts (for reals) getting up there.
Now THAT is a fat midwestern housewife!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
LMAO
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Wow, there are really contests like this? Thanks, Michael for educating us. I did not know this.
That just made me want to fuck.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
This is actually me in real life. Don't judge.
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Hi5.
I think I read somewhere that's how her husband proposed to her.
*wiping tear* Very sweet.
What.The.Fuck.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I thought family members were excluded from entering?
Stocky, I think you might be right. Either that, or the sound of Beth Ditto orgasming.
Is that the Official Greeting Call for Satan's House?