Wino's Revenge!!!
Amy Wino is planning to have the last laugh! Although, she doesn't really laugh. She kinds of cackles. CRACKles!
Even though the producers for "Quantum of Solace" dumped her version of the Bond theme for Alicia Keys and Jack White's version, Wino will release it anyway. She wants to prove that the producers made a big mistake.
She reportedly told New Magazine (via Gigwise), "I do think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit I have them all up here (pointing to her beehive). I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine - and I am tempted to do it on the same day - this would be the bigger hit.”
Wino does have a few hits in her hive. She has hits of coke, hits of heroin, hits of crack, hits of weed, hits of Jenkem - whatever you want! She's got the whole drug world in her hive.
And this is never going to happen. She's just having a "green smoke" moment. You know, when you're sitting around with your friends, passing the bong and telling them how you plan to climb Mount Everest one day. You don't mean it. It's just the good shit talking.
FU*K YOU crackhead...
She sounds like an employee that got canned. And just like mere mortals, Princess Baby Amy got canned for being too fucked up to do her job.
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
I'm sure that everyone is now properly scared and pissing in their pants!
...bitch, please!
I would even take a Beyonce version over this crackhead loser cunt...
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think of the chilfren!
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She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
I want to hear Wino's version.
It's about time we got some new music from this crackhead!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I think Wino will release the song regardless of any contract. Cracky logic know no contracts.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Amy, I really do love you, and the day you die I will cry a fucking river, but for the love of God woman, take a shower, get help, wax your lip, exfoliate, buy some new make-up and hey, get some smoking patches while you're at it so you can quit that nasty-ass habit as well.
And I hardly think Jack White is clean cut...
Submitted by Sheeps on August 12, 2008 - 4:28pm
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err..umm...*sweating nervously as Professor Sheeps shines a spotlight in my face* Ohhhh yeh. That's right. I'm a little confused today. Didn't get much sleep last night.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 12, 2008 - 11:00am.
Don't the Bond producers own the rights to the song? Can she release it as her own?
Ahem. We need to talk.... It depends on what her songwriting contract was or even if she had one. If she wasn't under contract, it's her copyright, no?
smoking is sexy!!!!!
ufcktards
Submitted by aquarius on August 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
She's starting to look like an old Jewish man! She just needs to get some gray bushy eyebrow merkins
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I thought this was a picture of Andy Dick as Wino.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LMAO @ jim!!!!
Hey, I have facebook too
http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=1172613656#/profile.php?id=...
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Why couldn't she have done the song in the first place? Obviously her drugs are more important to do then actual singing where she gets paid so she can buy more drugs. Hello!?
Your face!
Does her shirt say "Limess".....ha...you know, like limey...but a female version. Oh Amy...you're such a crack head, er, I mean crack up.
I bet her song's pretty good...but it'll be damn hard to beat Jack White....he rocks my socks!! Still, maybe their version will flop...i mean, Alicia Keys and Jack White...like WTF???
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
jesus, wasn't she hott when she first came out? or was i just hallucinating?
And this is never going to happen. She's just having a "green smoke" moment. You know, when you're sitting around with your friends, passing the bong and telling them how you plan to climb Mount Everest one day. You don't mean it. It's just the good shit talking.
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lol So true. Whenever I'm high, I want to go on Ninja Warrior. I really do want to someday!
As for Amy, she bores me. Wish she'd just OD already.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Don't the Bond producers own the rights to the song? Can she release it as her own?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x19xYUEPd0&feature=related
you know her version will be better. :)
omg the hive is tight,sneer,glare; good signs. :)
She's starting to look like an old Jewish man! She just needs to get some gray bushy eyebrow merkins.
Actually Jim's comment made me cackle. or crackle.
PSL - Got it! Hit ya back!
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she can NOT compete w/ ms.keys or mr white.
this hairy beaver is going to kill herself when the brits stop coming to see her.
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Her whole body is turning into a Dirty Sanchez.
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Submitted by jim on August 12, 2008 - 10:20am.
Ahhh...just isn't a Wino thread without jim.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
WHATEVER YOU CRACKHEAD BITCH...YOUR SONG WILL SUCK JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOUR SHIT MUSIC.....GEE THE NEW SONG??? IT WILL GO "ARE THEY GOING TO GET BOND..NO NO NO ...ARE THEY GOING TO GET BOND..NO NO NO"...SHIT MUSIC, JUST GO SMOKE A POLE OF DEATH!!
TwoDrink, check your Facebook....I sent you an add request!
Wino, there is nothing left to say.....
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
well i guess now she sees she's not the center of the universe. everyone cant wait around until you feel like doing somthing, you crackhead.
-=meow hiss purr=-
It is disturbing she is younger than me. All I see is someone who kills a fifth of minty schnapps, goes out for some bingo and passes out with an old Jack Lemon film. BOOOOOOOOOO
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Her 'stache is coming in just fine
Do something else besides your daily antics. Why are you on this site? Make a few good songs and crack the money away. Noone is impressed. Addiction is a shithole of hell, but you can pay to get help and won't. So sad!
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She is a great artist. It's too bad us artists are usually a bit crazy and fucked up at times.....Oh dear.......Amy, please use some Preparation H under those eyes.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Damn, Amy, why the long face? No, seriously, your face is REALLY long. On the positive side, I love her vintage monogrammatic workshirts and jackets. So car-hop, soda-jerk, or grease-monkey (the last one sounds closest to what look she's after).
I hope she does release her song on the same day QOS comes out, because it's gonna give La Keys and El White some beehive-heavy competition. If she produced this one with Mark Ronson, everybody better look out for finally *good* news on Wino.
*in my Rob Schneider voice* You can dooooo it Wino!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Wax. Lip.
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
Amy, I love you, but you have killed all your brain cells.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Hopefully it's composed in tones that only crackies can hear and the rest of us will be spared the torture.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
That hive is the crackwhore equivalent to Mary Poppins' fucking carpet bag.
Is it just me or is Wino looking more masculine?
Has she traded places with Blaaaaaaaaaaaaake and we're seeing pics of Blake disguised as Wino?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Amy, you know I love ya girl, but Ill belive it when I hear it.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
i do not care for this person
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My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I want to sit on this cuntrag's face and use it as toilet paper. She needs to put down the crackpipe and shut the fuck up. She is an untalented slag who fails at life. You suck, Amy, please OD and die already, I'm sick at looking at your worthless fucking face.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Well even tho she is crakie, she is a good singer.
Lets wait to listen her new stuff.
But this was beautifully worded, albeit deluded: "I do think they could have waited a bit. If they want a worldwide hit I have them all up here (pointing to her beehive). I guess they are going for clean-cut and boring. When I do release mine - and I am tempted to do it on the same day - this would be the bigger hit."
Geezus, I am so fed up with ANYTHING that has to do with this useless pile of monkey shit.
OD already you ungrateful junkie.
Ugh, when I remember pre-crack Amy and her hotness it makes me so sad seeing her like this.
I mean seriously, its like two different women,
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-Ri1SYUjPA
She's so fuckin boring