Tuesday, August 12th 2008

Let's Try This Again

The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.

MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.

Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.

Posted by: Michael K


Two Drink Min's picture

ISMU - Ugh...you are going to have me cabbing it to Wendy's Downtown...that somehow sounds fantastic.

ESE - long time no see.

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kevin clamato's picture

My girl needs to stay out of the sun for awhile. That skin is looking very tired. I suggest professional skin rejuvenation and professional spray tan.

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Always Sunny's picture

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 12, 2008 - 12:19pm.

It can't be as breathtaking as Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty.

LOL! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who enjoys this wonderful flavor combination.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Her skin looks about as glowing and healthy as Jenna Jameson's labia.

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Submitted by Morticia on August 12, 2008 - 9:19am.
The little beads of sweat on her brow make me think she's turtling.

hahahahahaha. Cheetoing? (Sorry, Yolie.)

Cara's picture

Daddy Spears probably keeps a rhino strength tranq gun aimed at her during any public appearances or interviews. It would definitely explain the vacant look in her eyes in that picture.

Two Drink Min's picture

PSL - I had mine in for 3 months. When I took them out there was a drastic difference in the thickness of my hair. I had them weaved in (they had to put African American hair in my head to make them stay) and after I pulled out the hair and the cornrows I was a lot thinner. Things have gotten much better but I will not touch them. Not even the new method. These girls would have to get them done at LEAST three months so who knows how much they had. Sad thing is that Brit did not start out with bad hair.

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TOPANGA's picture

She reminds me of a soccer mom who layed out by the pool too long while sipping to many sangrias in this pic.

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

i wonder how it feels to give interviews from the inside of a straitjacket

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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."

soforlaters's picture

I can't wait to read this interview.

Not even being sarcastic.

Hopefully she saves the good stuff for primetime.

The little beads of sweat on her brow make me think she's turtling

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Submitted by Morticia on August 12, 2008 - 11:18am.
Girl looks rode hard.

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...and put away wet and stinky.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I wonder how Cheetos taste dipped IN the Frapp.

It can't be as breathtaking as Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty.

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Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Smooth-sailing was the mood for the photoshoot thanks to Papa Spears and his trusty muzzle and taser.

Zap! lol.

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Girl looks rode hard.

Two Drink Min's picture

yolie, you can have your Frapps and Cheetos just don't make it crucial to your daily diet. I love my mid-day Frapp and I won't stop.

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parissucksliterally's picture

TwoDrink, she IS bald under those extensions...everyone keeps wondering why she doesn't show her real hair...because she has bald patches everywhere!

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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
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Submitted by yolie on August 12, 2008 - 12:13pm.

So true! They are inextricably linked with trashiness now. Plus you can never hide the fact that you ate them, cheeto fingers are a bitch! Next thing you know, Brit's gonna give weaves a bad name.

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Two Drink Min's picture

this girl will be bald again (this time not by choice) in a few years. I had extensions and they KILL your hair. Took me years to recover and I only did them once. Paris, Linds and the whole bunch are going to be quite the fright in a couple of years.

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kevin clamato's picture

OMG, I'm on no carbs, so I can't even think about Cheetos.

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yolie's picture

Enough with the Cheeto jokes! We get it! The girl likes Cheetos! But now it makes me feel guilty if I even want to snack on some because it seems so trashy now! The same with Fraps! I feel like trash if I order one!