Let's Try This Again
The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.
Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 8:45am.
We are jellis of Britney because she is dumb, uneducated, angry, unhappy, lost custody of her children, hates her parents and has no sense of self.
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She had her custody taken away, and then she WILLINGLY relinquished custody to K-Fed.
Yes, prime example of mother of the year.
*waves*
Hey Mrs. K.!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 12, 2008 - 9:51am.
DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Mmmmmmm, Tang.
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Tang and vodka---it's what the astronauts drink!
We just need to ignore the liitle troll Cunt.Gravy... you can clearly see that it worships PH and here at Dlisted us fat houswives h8 the glamorous goddess that is Paris Hilton.
-But we only h8 her because we are just "jealouz" and fat and ugly and have no lives and have no clue...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 12, 2008 - 9:50am.
And yet she still can get attention, money, fame.
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Ya gotta love modern American popular culture.
Her hot dog lookin skin makes me feel amazing about my glowing rice paper casper skin.
Hahaha. Me is who I is. Aw, now we're all friends again! Peace and love in this world. Goodness gracious, I need to exfoliate today. Who wants to go jogging in Central Park with me???
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Mmmmmmm, Tang.
- hahahaha...
I prefer Hi C.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hey, ladies, I got the fabulous new recipe for a red devil cake with mayo, RC Cola and red dye No. 2 from Fat Midwestern Housewives Quarterly.
email me if you want a copy
She is completely irrelevent, why do these mags keep interviewing her etc? WE WANT HER TO DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 9:45am.
We are jellis of Britney because she is dumb, uneducated, angry, unhappy, lost custody of her children, hates her parents and has no sense of self.
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And yet she still can get attention, money, fame.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 9:46am.
First of all, I live in Tennessee, and I drink Manhattanweisers. I like to mix it all up before I get it on with Paw Paw.
heeheehee.
Viva La Lohan, you are a laughable artist. That was a bad interpretation of someone stirring shit and you should be ashamed for parading it around her as shamelessly as you do.
Kevin Clamato, if you are who you say you are, let's fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:35pm
I heard that the Ashton Drake galleries are releasing new commerative Elvis plates soon. Can't wait to get a hold of mine. I might have to wait until Bud's payday though because first I want to buy some more exercise tapes and weight loss shakes. I feel really good about this one though. *crosses fingers*
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Oh, my! My boobies are heaving under my mock turtleneck! I've got the Gone With the Wind commemorative plates, but I'm just in love with my Franklin Mint classic car collection. I prefer staring at it after playing a nice game of tickles with my poodle, Fluffernutter. But then my Laverne & Shirley reruns come on t.v. and it's all over because I've got my Hungry Man turkey dinner in the microwave!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Mmmmmmm, Tang.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Manhattanweisers. Ha!
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives.
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Ha ha ha!! Cunt.Gravy, it's true. I should charge more for my services.
Haha. Cunt.Gravy, just google "Kevin Clamato." lol. Have you seen my myspace? You're too much. I'm sure you live in L.A., Lower Alabama.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
I remember a time when I actually wished I had Britney's body...now I run to the gym so I won't.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 12, 2008 - 12:40pm.
James Franco. MMMMM
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Yeah, I Couldn't think of anything better than the commerative plate. Kudos for Franklin Mint though.
oh man this thread reminds me of this hilarious thing I saw last night on the forum
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/snakeyd/stir.gif
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
I think Dick.Gravy is a much better name. Ugh, I miss the mall. No malls in Manhattan. Except the Mall of Manhattan, but that's just for tourists. OMG, someone drive me to Jersey! ;-P
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:36am.
First of all, I live in Tennessee, and I drink Manhattanweisers. I like to mix it all up before I get it on with Paw Paw.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Someone needs a swift boot move in their slot sock times.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Kevin Clamato you can pretend to be a NYC gay as much as you want, we all know you are a sad Iowan middle-aged housewive who makes her own fashions from Simplicity patterns and drinks Tang all the time. Your deception is as vile as the Clamato juice of "your" name.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
That was NOT two years ago! ...Was it? *please say no* If so, man, how time flies.
Mmm, fries dipped in a frosty. Now you did it, Uvula.
We are jellis of Britney because she is dumb, uneducated, angry, unhappy, lost custody of her children, hates her parents and has no sense of self.
Two Drink Min, aka "Andrea Rysak," it is not nice to use another girl's photo and profile like that. It is ok if you are not a pretty girl, it is a little sad to pretend like this online. I am sorry if you're cranky because your latest Franklin Mint Faberge Egg didn't arrive on time, but here, have some pork rinds for that fried baloney hole and shut the fuck up.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 12, 2008 - 12:37pm.
Thanks, love! I'm off to Wendy's now! Just hope I can squeeze into my mom jeans later for my big night out at the Wal-mart...
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives. Don't deny it, we all know it's true. Don't worry, there's still hope for you all. You could still win the lottery and finally be able to afford the millions of dollars of extensive plastic surgery it would take to make any of you even remotely fuckable, like pert, young, obscenely wealthy Britney here. Jellis h8rz.
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Sweetie! no one is going to take you seriously with that nast Paris Hilton Avi ok. And you are just being crabby because school is starting in a few weeks... its ok, go hang out at the mall with your BFFL (Best Friend For Life) and leave Dlisted to us h8rz, the fat ugly Midwestern whore cunt housewives...
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FAT MIDWESTERN HOUSEWIVES WHO ARE JELLIS OF BRITNEY SPEARS ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!!!
Ew, I hate Manhattans. I only drink vodka martinis str8 up. Cunt.Gravy, check my myspace. Haha. Indiana? lol.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Cunt gravy, nice name...you are just starting.
So simple minded aren't you??? He to make amuck.
Get over yourself. Your name is Cunt Gravy and your pick is of STD hell. Noone's impressed.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:36am.
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Umm... it's Wisconsin. I sit at home eating fried mayonnaise sammiches all day long and diddle my bean to the Brett Favre media coverage. That's how us Midwest Fatties roll in America's Dairyland.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:35pm
I heard that the Ashton Drake galleries are releasing new commerative Elvis plates soon. Can't wait to get a hold of mine. I might have to wait until Bud's payday though because first I want to buy some more exercise tapes and weight loss shakes. I feel really good about this one though. *crosses fingers*
ISprainedMyUvula:
It can't be as breathtaking as Wendy's french fries dipped in a Frosty
Oh, that is sooo tasty! Yum!
Daddy spears must have gotten her on the right combination of meds-junkfood and hair care products. She actually seems sane.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 11:35am.
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You're my new favorite. :P
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
It was one year ago.
It is not Britney's fault if you are all obese Indiana farm women. Don't hate because you wish you were Britney. None of you has even had a drink called a Manhattan, let alone been to that stylish and urban resort city.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives. Don't deny it, we all know it's true. Don't worry, there's still hope for you all. You could still win the lottery and finally be able to afford the millions of dollars of extensive plastic surgery it would take to make any of you even remotely fuckable, like pert, young, obscenely wealthy Britney here. Jellis h8rz.
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I'm not jellus--I ♥ my Harriet Carter catalogs and the picture collages I make of my parakeet, Shmirkles and I'm happy in my double-wide! I don't need money or plastic surgery because I like being a sorry sack who eats pints of ice cream while watching Lifetime Network. My extensive collection of pleated mom jeans would make you cream. Just ask my 300-pound boyfriend who bags groceries at the Piggly Wiggly!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 12, 2008 - 12:28pm.
High 5 back and a little smack for Franco's ass to go with it!
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives.
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Hey!
I resemble that remark.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 9:29am.
Actually, I live in California ... and I'm not a housewife.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Midwestern housewives? Cunt.Gravy, lol. I live in Manhattan.
I love Britney. I just hope she's happy.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 12, 2008 - 12:26pm.
hi, Two Drink!
OT: nah, i gotta go.. why bother
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
Look how sun-damaged she is. Damn.
You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives. Don't deny it, we all know it's true. Don't worry, there's still hope for you all. You could still win the lottery and finally be able to afford the millions of dollars of extensive plastic surgery it would take to make any of you even remotely fuckable, like pert, young, obscenely wealthy Britney here. Jellis h8rz.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 11:24am.
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*high five*
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I've seen streetwalkers along Hollywood Boulevard who look tons better than she does.
She's looks so filthy, greasy, and gunky.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I bet it's just an interview with the most generic answers ever. Nothing juicy, bet on it.