Let's Try This Again
The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.
Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.
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Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Sunny i will just say that when i dont like a flavor of ice cream i dont lick it.
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You're right, I don't like gravy flavored ice-cream. So I won't bite anymore and I won't feed it either.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Two Drink......I sent you a message on Facebook....I think you will want to read it.....
Britney sucks.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I am gonna throw my hat in the ring and say that I like Cunt Gravy! I could tell she was joking. And I live in Brooklyn, although I am from Indiana and could have ended up as a fat JELLUS housewife if I hadn't dumped my high school boyfriend and gotten the fuck out of there.
Can't we all just get along? *passes blunt to the left*
AJP ~ LMAO!
Two Drink ~ yea, and the ass tax and wig tax are missed too.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:36pm.
no way that retarded malfunctioning penis pump could string two beans together!
i cant stand uptight internet shit ITS THE INTERNET FOOLS!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Stock - not the same style. Just going to say random trouble maker that hates our site for not liking Jolie or Britney. Comingback was at least comical. I do miss my daily news on boot moves.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Not at all baby doll! You'll find her on the homewrecka posts a lot. Just a meanie. Needs to lay off the caffeine.
AJP ~ is it LA or Comingback or vulcan mind meld of both?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 12:35pm.
No, I had already eaten my tamales and mayo. I'm pretty sure it was my boyfriend because he was drunk, which is the only time he can stand to fuck me.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 12, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Two Drink ~ is Cunt.Gravy the reincarnation of LoveAngelina?
ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS??????
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I don't think LA could have put together more than 4 sentences, let alone an entire short story.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Not to mention the vile whore avie and sigs. Nice touch!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 12, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Two Drink ~ is Cunt.Gravy the reincarnation of LoveAngelina?
ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS??????
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I'm actually getting English or Drama major. There is another poster here who is a hipster asserting intelligence, so much that her comments are too verbose and become befuddled.
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thats me isnt it... ive been called verbose before.. hehehe!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:34pm.
I sort of got fucked sidewides last night, but turns out my boyfriend was just trying to roll me over and my fat midwestern ass got in the way.
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Are you sure it wasn't the footlong garlic salami you take to bed with you for a midnight snack?
I sort of got fucked sidewides last night, but turns out my boyfriend was just trying to roll me over and my fat midwestern ass got in the way.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Two Drink ~ is Cunt.Gravy the reincarnation of LoveAngelina?
I thought we had this place fumigated.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Well I thought the story was funny! Fuck me sidewides, I guess I just have an under-developed humor pallate.
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And now come the poop jokes!
PS. Don't fuck a cucumber sideways. One big a-hole times.
Always Sunny...please. As if you hos don't post the same tired shit day after day. If you want to criticize me, fine, but if redundancy is the only argument you have, please, direct it to the masses. Ass.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I'm actually getting English or Drama major. There is another poster here who is a hipster asserting intelligence, so much that her comments are too verbose and become befuddled. Cunt.Gravy- not so much. And the vile name makes me want to vomit, which really impresses me. BTW- F.Hipsters!
two drink is a hottie, yes it's true. Can't we all just get along? cunt.gravy is the new comingback. She's already said she's just fucking around. Who cares, anyway? dlisted is not that effing serious!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
yeah, parts of the city are still cool, ill give you that. its my civic duty as a bostonian to hate on NYC, as embodied by the NYY.
clamato, AJP, other ny-ers, you all are ok by me.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Sigh. I would try to rouse my drunk mother so she could drive me to my juvenile hearing out our run down Suburban, but unfortunately she's passed out stone cold. Guess it's 2 more years for me. It's ok, I don't mind it so much. The guards only rape us some nights.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Gravy - I wake to my same dlist hot slut ass everyday. The fact that I am willing to reveal who I am is even more proof while you hide behind your sorry teenage ass bs. I have nothing to hide and use my real name as I like most people that post here and have become friends with them.
I miss comingback all the sudden!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Sunny i will just say that when i dont like a flavor of ice cream i dont lick it.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Well I thought the story was funny! Fuck me sidewides, I guess I just have an under-developed humor pallate.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Im sorry but how the fuck are some of you guys not getting that cunt gravy is not serious?
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I realize that it's just fucking around, but it's really obnoxious, annoying, and boring. Plus it's told that same cheesy story several times. I met _____ one time...blah, blah, blah. Why post the same thing more than once if your not just being an idiot?
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
cunt.gravy is clearly no idiot, not a child, and has come here to make these threads a funnier place. chill the fuck out, people. She was KIDDING with the jealous of Britney shit. DUH. I have to say I'm disappointed, stock.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Columbia on August 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
"And there is nothing that screams "old person on the computer" than calling people 'newbies.' It's not 1995, loser"
You were not even born then, dumb fat cunt.
WELL SHIT! that is pretty advanced sex talk from some person under 10! i guess they really IS from LA?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Cunt.Gravy ~ STFU and get your drunk mom off the couch so she can take you to your Juvenile Hall hearing.
"And there is nothing that screams "old person on the computer" than calling people 'newbies.' It's not 1995, loser"
You were not even born then, dumb fat cunt.
Yes, we'll do Katz's for lunch. OK, I'm out. Gots to go jogging. I like you people. Haven't been on Dlisted for almost 6 months. Now I'm back and sluttier than ever.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:20pm.
I know it.
I like off the wall stuff in the day cause i hate work!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Au Contraire--It IS a calling card.....for cat stalkers!
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And cat peelers? I knew myspace was the shit 4 years ago.. I thought everyone on there now (aside from Clarisse) was either emo or washed up?
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 12:18pm.
No shit. We've got some thick ones in here!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Here's a fucking rule for you:
1. Post anything you fucking want, because I don't own these comment threads and aren't pathetic enough to try to control what people post so that everything is just to my liking because I think I'm so fucking important.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Im sorry but how the fuck are some of you guys not getting that cunt gravy is not serious?
read that sex scene!
All of the posts are meant to be funny from what ive read and people just need to get their own cunt gravy flowing and embrace the crazy!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by kevin clamato on August 12, 2008 - 12:13pm.
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Ok, but can we take the subway to Katz' deli afterwards? I'm in the mood for brisket today!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Hi M.E.!!!!!!
You want a fried baloney sammich with Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread toast?
I got the recipe from www.fatmidwesternhousewives.com/recipes
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LOL. No thanks. I'm on a diet. Got any pork rinds?
She looks like Matthew McConagay in that pic.
MOMUS ~ thanks.
DLISTED NEWBIES: Read and Follow: Or, get your babysitter to read it to you.
1. We hate ALL celebrities and snark on all of them.
2. MK is our host and we are his loyal guppies.
3. Play nice with other posters and don't start any shit with each other.
4. Don't feed the trolls and spammers.
5. Try not to make you post so long that none of want to read it. BREVITY!
"You cunts are just jealous because Britney has beauty and money and you are all just a bunch of fat ugly Midwestern whore housewives. Don't deny it,"
The irony is Britney is the fat ugly, housewife, she is 26 yet looks 46. She is butt ugly and is a terrible neglectful mother and a whore.
Either you're someone making fun of how sad most Britney Spears fans are, or you really are a dumb teenybopper cunt who needs your eyes testing.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 12:11pm.
Woohoo! I spilled Tang on my latest catalog. I have a few extra LL Bean Catalogs if you wanna swap.
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Thanks, but no thanks. They actually sent me two by mistake this month. But have you got the new Franklin Mint catalog? I think they forgot to send mine.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
AMEN! Fuck Hipsters!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Yes, anyone that shits roses and pukes rainbows can totally be my running partner.
xo
Kevin Clamato Juice (Click it, bitches! My official myspace)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by kevin clamato on August 12, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Ew, I hate Manhattans. I only drink vodka martinis str8 up. Cunt.Gravy, check my myspace. Haha. Indiana? lol.
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Why is myspace such a huge deal? It's not a calling card.
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Au Contraire--It IS a calling card.....for cat stalkers!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
The East Village and the LES are all NYC has left. And I can dig parts of Brooklyn, unless we're talking about Williamsburg and Bushwick and shit. Fuck those hipster enclaves.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:06pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 11:59am.
I love you horz, BIG BUTTS and all! ♥
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I heartz you as well, DeeDee! I won't give you an underpants muffin, but you can have my latest issue of the Harriet Carter catalog.
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Woohoo! I spilled Tang on my latest catalog. I have a few extra LL Bean Catalogs if you wanna swap.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 12, 2008 - 10:01am.
ALL DLISTED NEWBIES: below are the Dlisted Guidelines. If you cant' follow them, go visit Just Jared or Pigez Hilton...or take the short bus.
1. We hate ALL celebrities and snark on all of them.
2. MK is our host and we are his loyal guppies.
3. Play nice with other posters and don't start any shit with each other.
4. Don't feed the trolls and spammers.
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5. Try not to make you post so long that none of want to read it.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 10:04am.
I kissed Britney deeper still, becoming one with her as our limbs intertwined almost gagging to death on the chunky remnants of her Chinese fast food dinner that began spewing forth from her mighty gullet into my mouth.
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OK, well now I'm really jellus.