Let's Try This Again
The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.
Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.
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Clearly Lolo is on the road to hell, Angie. And we're next!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 1:51pm.
LCT!
LMFAO! I do have myspace *hides head*. Thank you for being my fake Dlist friend anyway!
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it's ok Clareeeeeese, you're the exception. I lobs you anyway.
Ignore cunt, (you picked an appropriate name). My guess is that in a few moment you might have to:
1. take your acne meds
2. go to your job at BK
3. masturbate to anime
4. play some Dungeons and Dragons or some online game you created...
5. not having sex
6. not having friends
7. not having anything nice to say to noone who never attacked you (prior to your attacks).
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Oh my god y'all, Carrie Underwood says Tony still calls her. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Jessica is a damn fool.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Stoney she told me she was on the road.
I asked her what for and she said for me to mind my own fucking business.
So i asked her again!
no reply!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Cunt Gravy, when asked claimed to be Vagina Sauce.
They would post the most explicit quasi erotic/loon fan fiction about any given celeb.
I remember the ones about Skeletina the most.
Go to Sunday's posts, somewhere in there it was "divluged".
On T: Wait....damn, I lost it.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Well let's see.
*screams*
LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Where AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE yoooooooooooooooooooou???!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Copy-paste time!
*raises hand* I has a question!
Completely OffT btw, but... we can add "Michael K Dlisted" on facebook right? Haha. *blushes* Yes I'm dumb.
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Hi5.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
penis pump is giving her too much credit, as if she's responsible for making something function, or worse, better. Let's just call her a used tampon. Useless, smelly, and always obscene.
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that was *snifff* beautiful LCT!!! surrsley, ahahhahahaa!
BB - Im sceered Ill get hooked.
2obvious: I dont htink CG is Lolo, but im never privvy to these sneaky internet times
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Submitted by 2obvious on August 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
That isnt Lolo
people with the ability to read can see that shit CLEAR AS DAY.
Check in with whore that know her.
And that cunt never had a problem telling us she was fucking around as FLA.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Britney's sun-dappled skin, airy, cornsilk hair, and subtle makeup really play up Britney's natural beauty. God really broke the mold when he made this little angel - beautiful AND talented! The dulcet tones of her melodious voice ring through the hills, delighting the small forest creatures and causing all who hear it to dance with wonder and merriment. God Bless Britney, and God Bless you all.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Missy and PSL--added you sluts! yay!
I'll be back shortly...gotta run back to work!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:02pm.
It's a joke, dear! Yes he was a little drunk, no I'm not fat, and I actually didn't even eat dinner, so um, I was doing lying times on you. Plus the sex was great and we did do it a little sideways. Hey, that's how I roll.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I have a MS profile but I barely go on, anymore. I think it was a bit over four years ago when I first created it! It's good for relocating old friends, but I still prefer Facebook for that.
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Facebook my ass Taco Mom Times! I don't suppose you have an account in the forum I can PM you at do you?
how many times does LoLo hav to post as cunt gravy before some one guesses who it is?
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 12, 2008 - 1:38pm.
no way that retarded malfunctioning penis pump could string two beans together!
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penis pump is giving her too much credit, as if she's responsible for making something function, or worse, better. Let's just call her a used tampon. Useless, smelly, and always obscene.
Wasn't Willie got with like, ten pounds of weed one time? Dude's got balls! My boyfriend dressed up as him one time and met the Dixie Chicks. True story.
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missy on August 12, 2008 - 1:58pm
oh GWAD!
I don't play video games, online shit like ever, one of other friends sent me the invite and FUCK!
I'm at level 32 I think, I own a gaggle of hotels, casinos, etc... now.
IDK, if you want to try, let me invite you, you can judge for yourself.
Oh ON T: Shitney gots no lower chat times with out Daddy.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 12:35pm.
No, I had already eaten my tamales and mayo. I'm pretty sure it was my boyfriend because he was drunk, which is the only time he can stand to fuck me.
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:( that makes me have sad times
your mom - watch it, Willie Nelson IS my god.
;)
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lOL I think CG is funny, but when you break into the internetz speaks, my eyeballs hurt so I must look away
OnT... Remember when Brit threads got as many comments as Angelina threads? OK that's not really on topic at all, but whatevs
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Fuck the children. They are clearly unloved anyways if their parents are letting them read this.
teehee
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
cuntgravy - i hope children are reading!! balance out some of the crap theyre getting from people and us weekly at the grocery with mom!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Are we really posting surprise exclamations regarding the efficacy of reconnecting with old friends on Facebook? Because, if so, these boards really must skew a lot older than I originally theorized. You are all a bunch of fat, ugly, gunt-covered Midwestern biddies, not housewives. My apologies to you all.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:51pm.
There's no screen! God you people are AMATEURS!
LOL
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Hey, it hits better in my bowl without the screen :)
If I'm an amateur, then Willie Nelson is God! lol
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Bradiful, hahahahahhaha...you're welcome! Sexy dudes, eh?
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
BB - is that mafia wars cool/fun? ppl have been sending me invites for it...
Your mom - I diiid, i diiiid!! :D
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Marijuana is an illegal substance, and I don't think this is an appropriate venue to discuss it. There might be children reading! Think of the children!
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:51pm.
There's no screen! God you people are AMATEURS!
LOL
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
parissucksliterally on August 12, 2008 - 1:53pm
And THANK YOU PSL for the last comment you sent me!!!
My CrackSpace is basically all about me playing that gottdamn Mafia Wars these days.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 12:53pm.
add me then, beesh! www.myspace.com/rupertpupkin
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
i dont want no person contacting me from my past
i email with two people here just cause they live near me and i can use them to get into places ha ha ha!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
hey all you bitches be my MS friend!!
clue: green tomatoes, found on other DL bitches pages...
Im not giving my shit up on the internets!
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I didn't look at my MS account for about 8 months, but people here have accounts, so now I use it every day....lol
Facebook is what I use to find HS and college friends- it is amazing how many people I have been in contact with!
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 12:45pm.
I have a MS profile but I barely go on, anymore. I think it was a bit over four years ago when I first created it! It's good for relocating old friends, but I still prefer Facebook for that.
DeeDee's on MS, too! We is friends!
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Yes we is! *dancing my BOOT MOVES*
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Stoney, you can puff what I've got left in my bowl. *hands Stoney bowl*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LCT!
LMFAO! I do have myspace *hides head*. Thank you for being my fake Dlist friend anyway!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
'eeer
'eeer ston
*passes blunto to stoney*
take a few hits doll
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
My name is not Skip! It's Stoney for a reason you greedy blunt suckers, so pass that shit!
*reclines in Lazy Boy*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:43pm
AND ANOTHER THING WHEN I CALL COUNTY NO JOKE THIS TIME Y'ALL WILL WANT HER PIE GOODS IN YOUR BLUE CARS WITH THAT SLOT FLASHES OKAY WOW!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 12:43pm.
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LOL'ing @ "NEW BOOT MOVES TOO WITH CARLAS GREEN BEANS AND POTATOES OK!"
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
I do like it here.
It smells green and it makes me giggle
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Au Contraire--It IS a calling card.....for cat stalkers!
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And cat peelers? I knew myspace was the shit 4 years ago.. I thought everyone on there now (aside from Clarisse) was either emo or washed up?
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I have a MS profile but I barely go on, anymore. I think it was a bit over four years ago when I first created it! It's good for relocating old friends, but I still prefer Facebook for that.
DeeDee's on MS, too! We is friends!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Now I have a craving for Ben & Jerry's "Chunky Monkey" or "Wavy Gravy".
On Topic: Shitney looks like she just sucked off a lemon.
Cue up The Wizard of Oz and The Dark Side of the Moon.
OK FIGURES I COME IN HERE AND YOU TALKING BAD TIMES ON MY GIRL LOOK SHE IS A SINGER MOM AND NEW ALBUM CASE FOR BUTT BURNS! NEW BOOT MOVES TOO WITH CARLAS GREEN BEANS AND POTATOES OK! SHE DONT BURN THE BABY SOMETIMES SINGER MOMS LIKE SMOKE NOTHING BAD OK SHES MOM AND RICH WITH KEVINS BALLS OH MY GOD YUM OK!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
*puff puff*
*puff*
*puff*
*pass*
well!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Can't think of much worse! I think she revealed her other personality earlier and I actually agree with a lot that avie posts. You know though, I need to realize that I am spending too much time here when comments start getting to me. I agree with 2 Drink in that there are a lot of cool people here in this Online Community! :)
Lets remind ourselves of what Britney Spears fans actually look like.
Britney Fans
Submitted by aquarius on August 12, 2008 - 1:40pm.
I like blunts!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.