Let's Try This Again
The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.
Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.
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Clarisse, I so love Rockford Files.
I think Matthew McConacock wants to be him.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
But how did it get you? Like hacking shit or what? I'm not good at this computer shit, being so old and all.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
That's some "The Others" shit. Creepy. OOOHH. Thanks!
OMG HUNTER!!!!
My dad LOVED THAT SHOW!!!
DeeDee McCall and her sangin', I remember that one.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Alright Bradi!
Rockford Files!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
@Gonnaburn: Um. Sure? I would but I'm pushy like that.
@DeeDee: Are you ready for your tea, Granny?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Stoney -he/she/it put it up way before that comment. I should just take my facebook page down, but I trust most people here. I can weed out the few.
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 2:48pm
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HUNTER. Loved that fn show! While other kids watched She-Ra, Princess of the Universe, I watched that shit. As soon as I get a forum account I will suggest Stepfanie Kramer as the Hot Slut of the Centuary! Sgt. DeeDee McCall. Shoulder Pads. Left a hit show to persue a music career. A "P" and "F" in her first name. Need.I.Say.More.I.Think.Not.
You are all so old and fat and Midwestern you do not even know who Britney is! You see a pretty blonde girl and think, "Hey, what a lovely girl, I wish I knew her or could be her or do her in her hygenic and distended rectum," but you would be missing the point - Britney is a POP STAR! She is, she's famous! Why aren't people being nicer to her? Britney Spears is not a selfish person. Britney Spears donates $500 a month to her own charity.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
@angel_i I'l going to MS paint some DLisms in that bubble. That's right I said MS paint. I'm old and I don't like dem new fangled softwares.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Simon & Simon!!!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
hahaha omg you bitches crack me up
LCT -BIG HIG TIMES AND SCISSOR TIMES JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT!
EEG - HAHAHHAHAHHAAAA about the clapper
the clapper is just funny. period.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
"Wow, you're right! I'm so old that my twat looks like two dried apricots, my right arm fell off yesterday afternoon, and Abraham Lincoln was my first cousin."
LOL!!!! Don't know what a Momento Mori is, don't need to. But kinda hoping you'll tell me.
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Absolutely! www.Thanatos.net
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Formaldehyde? I smell like Vicks Vapo, Brandy and a deck of old cards. Ocassionally, moth balls but that's only for bridge.
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@Your Mom- I am waiting for the moderator to do some shit with my e-mail and activate a forum account too. It's been like 2 weeks. I feel like the asshole who stays on hold until the busy signal starts. @Angel- Should I e-mail MK?
Hart to Hart!!! Oh my god!!!
Scarecrow and Mrs. King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 -
Can fish really do scissor times? *scratches head*
But anyhoo beesh, I will create one tonite when the other half and I get home from our daily walk in da park lookin' for caterpillars and people fucking in the bushes!
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Bush fuckers are AWESOME. You can actually hear the crabs screaming!
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 11:43am.
Matlock rules!
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Don Knotts lived around the corner from me, until he died......just bc you brought up the hotness that is Andy Griffith....
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 12, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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Hey - I answered you way late yesterday! 2001:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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"Wow, you're right! I'm so old that my twat looks like two dried apricots, my right arm fell off yesterday afternoon, and Abraham Lincoln was my first cousin."
LOL!!!! Don't know what a Momento Mori is, don't need to. But kinda hoping you'll tell me.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 12, 2008 - 1:40pm.
What the heck? Didn't you say you put your own name out there? Geez, it's not like anyone looked or whatever.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Yipppeeeee! I'm so happy I could do scissor times with a real live fish!
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Can fish really do scissor times? *scratches head*
But anyhoo beesh, I will create one tonite when the other half and I get home from our daily walk in da park lookin' for caterpillars and people fucking in the bushes!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Matlock rules!
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LOL! That looks like it belongs in your speech bubble.
PS. Matlock does rule. That's true.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Hart To Hart RULES!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I am torn between thinking this is actually Paris trying to sober up (without luck) high and on her Herp meds or some craazy ass just kid with nothing to do until 3 PM pop zit time.
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Matlock rules!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
SLUT STACKS ON THE FUCK IT BUCKET!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Your Mom - sidenote, you might have to email MK to get access to the forum. The mod seems to love ignoring emails.
@Cunt.Gravy:
Who the hell is Father Dowling? Diagnosis Murder? What the hell? We have important Britney matters to discuss. Such as - how do we get, with this great distance, Britney to flip her wig again (haha! flip her wig!)? Because when that happens I just feel like all is right in the world, somehow. Especially now that her kids are safely tucked away.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 11:35am.
I have my computer hooked up to a *Clapper*
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Clarisse on August 12, 2008 - 2:36pm.
LCT,
Thanx! I love you man *said in lovable drunk slur*
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I luuuuurrrveee you tooooo meng! Do you do Facebook times? Since I can't add you to my non-existent myspace I could do it that way.
GIG!
Heathen! It's all about Matlock!!! That Andy Griffith is a dreamy man!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I bet you all drink warm Ensure and wet your adult diapers while you cross-stitch and watch reruns of Murder, She Wrote, Diagnosis: Murder, and the Father Dowling Mysteries. I bet your rooms at your retirement homes smell like stale urine, formaldehyde, and ginger.
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Ooh, Murder She Wrote!
LMAO! Stop it, you're killing me!!
But my retirement home smells like Ben Gay and coleslaw, TYVM.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 1:35pm.
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But Diagnosis Murder is about to start! However, I CAN knit, wet my depends, AND watch it at the same time. I'm multi-tasking, bitches.
Cunt, you need a life. I called it when I saw it. You are here to stir the pot. For no reason you put my name up when noone else here would do that. You fight with everyone here and you picked a Brit thread (surprisingly) not a Jolie one cause you would get hits back. You are in need of attention. I would suggest a therapist as opposed to a celeb blog. We might support each other here at times, but not to viscious asses. Noone even started with you and you start shit. You know what. Let's meet at the bookstore I will get you some "How to not be the asshole, anti-social loser, noone likes me, ass that noone likes, joke for Dumbies" LET ME KNOW!
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LCT,
Thanx! I love you man *said in lovable drunk slur*
Stoney,
I'd like to solve the puzzle!!!
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
I bet you all drink warm Ensure and wet your adult diapers while you cross-stitch and watch reruns of Murder, She Wrote, Diagnosis: Murder, and the Father Dowling Mysteries. I bet your rooms at your retirement homes smell like stale urine, formaldehyde, and ginger. I bet you have cats that poop all over and you don't clean up after them. I bet you've fallen and can't get up and if I find you like that I will pee all over your septugenarian asses. Leave the computer and go back to macrame class where you old fogeys belong.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 2:19pm.
I don't, but I'll make one up just for you, my little flower blossom!
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Yipppeeeee! I'm so happy I could do scissor times with a real live fish!
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Look, can you people keep it down? I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune and it's the bonus round!
*sips Metamucil*
*falls asleep*
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Sorry, Stoney. Around my parts, it isn't even time yet for the Early Bird Special at the Gravy Train Diner.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
told you people that wasnt Lolo.
Her FLA shit was all about peace and love and retarded cheese caves.
I have to work now so try to keep the stupid shit to a dull roar kittens!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Oh my... why must we all hate each other? Can't we just tag-team celebs and hate them instead? :(
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Hi5.
Look, can you people keep it down? I'm trying to watch Wheel of Fortune and it's the bonus round!
*sips Metamucil*
*falls asleep*
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Cunt.Gravy on August 12, 2008 - 12:59pm.
Are we really posting surprise exclamations regarding the efficacy of reconnecting with old friends on Facebook? Because, if so, these boards really must skew a lot older than I originally theorized. You are all a bunch of fat, ugly, gunt-covered Midwestern biddies, not housewives. My apologies to you all.
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Wow, you're right! I'm so old that my twat looks like two dried apricots, my right arm fell off yesterday afternoon, and Abraham Lincoln was my first cousin. Wanna see my Momento Mori? I'll show ya for a dollar!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
Oh yes, backwards sex was definitely involved. My bf likes my trunk junk.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 2:18pm.
Clearly Lolo is on the road to hell, Angie. And we're next!
i believ that!!!!!! Next stop HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 2:08pm.
that was *snifff* beautiful LCT!!! surrsley, ahahhahahaa!
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Awww missy, let's have hug times. Unless you smell. Hell, nevermind. Smelly people need hugs too.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I have a MS profile but I barely go on, anymore. I think it was a bit over four years ago when I first created it! It's good for relocating old friends, but I still prefer Facebook for that.
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Facebook my ass Taco Mom Times! I don't suppose you have an account in the forum I can PM you at do you?
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I don't, but I'll make one up just for you, my little flower blossom!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Oh Two Drink Min. I know that it probably hurts that people don't take you seriously because you are pretty and blonde, but really, it's because you're incredibly dense, humorless, and unintelligent. Save your lists for the bookstore, bitch.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Submitted by Stoney on August 12, 2008 - 2:05pm.
It's a joke, dear! Yes he was a little drunk, no I'm not fat, and I actually didn't even eat dinner, so um, I was doing lying times on you. Plus the sex was great and we did do it a little sideways. Hey, that's how I roll.
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I had fool times! Sideways sex is sexy times. Backwards sex is sexy times too.
Cunt. you can'e be comingback. I am sure you know nothing of wig taxes, boot moves or frogs in the toilet. So, give it up!
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