Let's Try This Again
The last time Brit Brit gave an interview to OK! Magazine, London went caca times all over an expensive dress, and Brit ran off with a bunch of other clothes. That was almost two years ago. Brit Brit decided to try it again. She just finished an exclusive interview with OK! and she was on her best behavior. That's probably because Daddy Spears sat next to her with a jumbo bag of Cheetos. Get through the interview, get the Cheetos.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports that the issue will hit stands this week. Brit Brit wasn't the only one who talked to OK!. Daddy Spears actually opened his mouth and said something. He probably wanted to say "help," but instead he ended up talking about KFed, Brit Brit's management and other boring stuff.
Speaking of London, where is that haggard ho?! Instead of talking to boring ass Brit Brit, OK! should have tracked down London! I keep asking about him, because I really want to know. I pray he's sitting on an island somewhere with a bunch of other bitches, sippin' Henny and writing his tell-all.