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Hayden Panatroll's daddy, Alan, was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly slapping his wife a few times across the face, leaving visible marks. The cops later said booze was a factor in the fight. Alan was released on $50,000 bail yesterday. Alan and Lesley, his wife, were out walking their dogs later in the afternoon like nothing happened. From far away they kind of look like White Oprah and Luke Spencer from General Hospital.
Lesley and Alan talked to Mario Lopez (gross) from Extra and claimed it was all a misunderstanding. Mario said, "Nothing actually happened. In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion."
First of all, AC Slater needs to put on a unitard and go prance around in the corner. Second of all, a misunderstanding? I can picture Lesley telling the cops in the morning, "He didn't actually hit me. I ran into his hand several times."
Lesley needs to pull up a chair and spend an entire afternoon watching Lifetime movies. I highly recommend "If Someone Had Known" starring Kellie Martin or "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger" starring Tori the Hutt. Lesley needs to learn from their mistakes!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:40am.
He hit her, but it felt like a kiss.
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Shit on me once, shame on you; shit on me twice, shame on me; hit me once, I pop a cap in your ass.
Oh like you people dont want to slap this woman in the face too. The lips are just ASKING FOR A SMACK!!!!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Wow, what is it about guys nick-named Skip and the beatings? I have a friend who deals with a guy, "Skip", who likes to use her as the occasional punching bag. That dumb twat keeps going back to him too! Trying to justify everything as a misunderstanding. After the first time, you deserve what you get.
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He hit her, but it felt like a kiss.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Misunderstanding? Lies, lies, and more lies.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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Ok, for reals, I thought that was Sting before I read the article; I was like 'What happened to him"?
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