Everything's Just Wonderful
Hayden Panatroll's daddy, Alan, was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly slapping his wife a few times across the face, leaving visible marks. The cops later said booze was a factor in the fight. Alan was released on $50,000 bail yesterday. Alan and Lesley, his wife, were out walking their dogs later in the afternoon like nothing happened. From far away they kind of look like White Oprah and Luke Spencer from General Hospital.
Lesley and Alan talked to Mario Lopez (gross) from Extra and claimed it was all a misunderstanding. Mario said, "Nothing actually happened. In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad's arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion."
First of all, AC Slater needs to put on a unitard and go prance around in the corner. Second of all, a misunderstanding? I can picture Lesley telling the cops in the morning, "He didn't actually hit me. I ran into his hand several times."
Lesley needs to pull up a chair and spend an entire afternoon watching Lifetime movies. I highly recommend "If Someone Had Known" starring Kellie Martin or "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger" starring Tori the Hutt. Lesley needs to learn from their mistakes!
Daddy looks interesting.......
are there nude photos?
ha! as much as you hate on her, i think deep inside MK likes Lily Allen...
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Man, Stage Mom's really love the spotlight?
You know that's why her ass is smiling at the paps. 'Look honey, see I told you we'd get some press'.
F-cking Fame Whore.
Or she's a dumb bitch for taking her husband back.
Either way she loses.
"Lesley and Alan talked to Mario Lopez (gross) from Extra and claimed it was all a misunderstanding. Mario said, "Nothing actually happened. In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested.
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Say what!!! Being slapped around is a misunderstanding. Give me a break!
Darth Vader asked him...
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
He's not bad from the neck down. I would hit it with a bag over his head. One of those plastic shopping bags!
The cops later said booze was a factor in the fight. Really? I love it. Hayden's parents in a drunken brawl where the police are called, fabulous. And "Mother May I Sleep With Danger" has to be one of the best motion pictures that Lifetime has produced. That, and "The Babysitter Seduction."
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In the episode "A Medium is Rare," Phyllis Diller and the gang attend a seance at Magic Mansion
Hayden has the same body type as her dad.
I like how excited their dog looks. Cuteness in a picture full of yuck.
Maybe it's just me, but Lesley looks like Natasha Lyonne right there.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
oop...i thought this was sting and his hatchet face wife...
i'm pretty sure when the dog stands up on 2 legs, he's taller than both these people...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I was thinking Mari-Ho was the one she was "disrespecting him" with. I would love to see his smug ass grin get a beat down from this guy.
Alan was released on $50,000 bail yesterday. Alan and Lesley, his wife, were out walking their dogs later in the afternoon like nothing happened.
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Nothing to see here folks -
Just keeping the media wheel running for our DD.
It's what any good parent would do.
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Oh God, MK, I love those movies. I also love the one with Kellie Martin and Tori Spelling where Kellie stabs Tori to death.
Anyway, I totally thought that was Sting!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
Did anyone else think this was a pic of Sting and Trudie Styler?
ETA: yeah, many did
Battered-wife syndrome, meaning: going back over and over again to the abusive motherfucker because of her delusional thought of being his savior, the one who will turn him around and save him, ...so fucking naive.
File for divorce for once and for all.
This savior shit we women have going on is so fucking DONE, cliché style, ..wanting to "change" a "bad boy" a.k.a. abusive-inferiority complex carrier-motherfucker. Wake the fuck up, people CAN'T BE CHANGED. You can't help nor save someone who doesn't want to be.
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J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Submitted by KD on August 12, 2008 - 9:38am.
I can so totally see myself doing that, too.
I love CTH to death, but that's gotta cut down the chances of a 3rd or 4th date.
IMDb says HP's dad is a NYFD lieutenant, but that must be old news (those pix are in WeHo). It seems like they're both just "managing" her, which explains why they'd issue a pressie saying everything's cool.
The dogs are definitely more interesting than this story. Who cares?
Probably wasn't the first or last time. My daughters father raised his hand to me and was told, go ahead and I will kill you in your sleep, call the cops and go to prison a happy woman. It worked.
Submitted by KD on August 12, 2008 - 11:34am.
Isn't that precious.
She needs to find a new lip color.
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But I thought her hubby already gave her a new lip color.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Sheeps, that is great. I can so totally see myself doing that, too. I did something similar to my sister when she was 8. I said in a very calm-assertive voice "If you don't stop doing that I'm going to push you head over heals off the end of that bed and you are going to break your face." And she started bawling.
I really need fucking glasses! I thought that was Sting!
Isn't that precious.
She needs to find a new lip color.
Man, one of the lights in my office started flickering and it's driving me nuts. OH, halleluya, it just went out!
You put a hand on me, I am OUT the door.
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Alan will be in Rehab before his case comes up, A la Blohan-style. It would be a smart move, unless the wife withdraws the charges.
Oh lord. I can't joke about spousal abuse...
"1/3 rd of the women murdered in America were killed by their husband, ex-husband, or boyfriend"
Don't forget the movie about the Brach heiress...true story i think...
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
you forgot to add "No One Would Tell" starring Candace Cameron Bure haha
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seeing the two of them seem to be fine with the situation.... maybe the dog called the cops... damn pets, screw ya every time!
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
In fact, Lesley wasn't even aware that Skip had been arrested.
Am I the only one who doesn't understand how this is possible? How did the cops even know anything had happened? Cougar-lady must have promised Mario a whole lotta fun if he would spout this bs to the press.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
http://www.momsword.org
oh well... all that ends well..or however the saying goes.
I am surprised that you didn't have this on your blog :)
here is the link:
a man who is drunk is on maps.google.com, seriously!
http://momsword.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=658:he-...
This whole sitch smells. WHO DID call the cops. I had a problem like this...I was three sheets to the wind and someone beat me and then the cops came and I got in trouble just cause they never believe the drunk one. Sucks how the system works. Can't even get a restraining order one time cause the state I lived in only did PFA, meaning he had to beat me, I had to go to court and then I could have protection.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on August 12, 2008 - 9:00am.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 11:57am.
you seem to be in a mood today... i'm gonna enjoy watching!.. hi, Mrs. K!
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You bet, buddy...so don't start with me.
I would like to offer this classic comment by CTH yesterday (oh, yeah, and they need shorter dogs):
ladies, you solve this in advance on the second or third date, where you lean in, give him your prettiest smile, and confide in him that if a motherfucker ever hit you, they best be killing you on the first punch, because your going to pop up like a jack in the box, grab the nearest heavy object and start swinging till there's an interesting blood pattern for CSI to study.
Yeah, because nothing says 'I love you' more than a fresh batch of beatdown from your dearly beloved.
Why burn the bed when she's lying in it too?!!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 11:57am.
you seem to be in a mood today... i'm gonna enjoy watching!.. hi, Mrs. K!
OT: meh, i already stated my opinion
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
She's gonna set the bed on fire, Farrah Fawcett style.
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BITE ME!!!!!
I just realized that wsa my dog but bigger.
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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on August 12, 2008 - 11:49am.
I thought that was Sting for a while I was like "wtf, Michael K, what's with the picture of Sting"?
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I was JUST going to say that. Holy pepaw Sting times!!!
*yawn*
next post, please...
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LOL, the Lifetime movies. That used to be my hangover cure. That and Chik-Fil-A (sp?)
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I thought that was Sting for a while I was like "wtf, Michael K, what's with the picture of Sting"?
Anyway, he was probably just practicing for a role in a Lifetime movie he's trying out for.
Parents love the Lifetime.
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If the situation was so blown out of proportion, WHO called the cops in the first place?
EDIT: I see I'm not the only one who thinks Alan looks like Sting.
They resemble the ordinary, annoying couple who bring their multiple dogs into stores and other public places with them and mistakenly think that in certain venues it's not wildly inappropriate, not necessarily because of the dogs themselves, but because they've failed to train them properly -- and they gab on the cell phone or to some other customer while their dog licks the food on low-slung shelves or goes number two in the vegetable aisle.
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Submitted by Mrs. Fiesty on August 12, 2008 - 10:41am.
Wow, what is it about guys nick-named Skip and the beatings? I have a friend who deals with a guy, "Skip", who likes to use her as the occasional punching bag. That dumb twat keeps going back to him too! Trying to justify everything as a misunderstanding. After the first time, you deserve what you get.
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When your parents name you "Skip," you harbor many shades of anger and resentment.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
sounds(and with them out walking the dog days later... it looks) like every other battered spouse story i have ever heard... not saying he did it, not saying he didn't... just sounds(and looks) really fucking familiar
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
Submitted by Paquita on August 12, 2008 - 11:43am.
AT fist I thought that was Sting....oops!
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Freudian slip...you said "fist!" LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Isn't she a little...mature for those sunglasses? Her hair looks like hay.
"The cops later said booze was a factor in the fight" and then later a "misunderstanding". wtf. come on Lesley be strong and say the truth
AT fist I thought that was Sting....oops!
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK