Tuesday, August 12th 2008
Whoopi Goldberg Tries Her Luck
Even rich motherfuckers can't resist playing Scratchers. Whoopi Goldberg probably wipes her ass with those things. I'll admit that I like picking up one or two from time to time. I like scratching off the cute lil' pots of gold and leprechauns. They disappear with the swipe of a penny! Imagine that!
Hopefully, Whoopi won big. That way she can give the money to Sherri Shepherd along with a note that says, "Be gone, bitch!"
And Whoopi smokes REDS?! Cough. Even typing that shit makes my lungs jump. That shit is not for amateurs. The last time I smoked a Red, my lungs went on strike.
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Sometimes I think scratch 'n wins and lottery tickets so only be available to people who make less than $75,000/year.
what the hell was the stand up character she used to do?... Fontaine?... can't remember the name, but it was funny... Whoopi now... no, not funny
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"Thought of you as my mountain top.
Thought of you as my peak.
Thought of you as everything,
I've had but couldn't keep."
I think she is an intertaining intertainer, so she does her job.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 12, 2008 - 10:20am.
Jumpin' Jack Flash? Hello, when she was chatting online with that guy (circa 1986, wow) and got wrapped up in his intrigue and shizz? Golden.
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I also love dem clogs.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
she said sex with the bartender from cheers was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
i dont know if she had a big ass hallway or if he was packing "pffffft"
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I was an occasional smoker until I got together with my now-hubby (who smoked only Reds) -- those things make you want to die! I smoked 2 in a row once and about 2 puffs into the second one, my entire body went hot and cold... I took my shirt off and my skin was beet red and sweating. I ended up lying on the bathroom floor (it was nice and cool) puking, and was so ashamed to be thrown on my ass like that by a damn cigarette that I quit. Just the thought of it brings the puke up in my throat! I don't know if I'm sensitive to nicotine or if those cigs are just evil, I had smoked packs upon packs before with no problem.
But yeah, that shit is bad for you... kudos to you for quitting, fuzzyslippers! The good thing about cigs is that once you quit em for a few years you're almost as good as new. I'm sure my liver is hoping that it works the same for alcohol... ;)
I was ok with Whoop up until the last few years...now i have a hard time with her position on too many things to be positive about her.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on August 12, 2008 - 11:20am.
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OMG, I will NEVER forget that "roast" where Ted Danson, in blackface no less, talked incessantly about the superior qualities of Whoopi's "ussypay."
What's real about Whoopi,everything(well maybe not the hair)but, no fake tits, no cutlets, no shit. My girl....keep on scratchin those cards, there aint nothing better then winning $10 bucks. I know where she's coming from. Have you seen the price of smokes.
This kind of shit really bugs Eliz Hasselcrack, so I hope Whoopi keeps scratchin.
Jumpin' Jack Flash? Hello, when she was chatting online with that guy (circa 1986, wow) and got wrapped up in his intrigue and shizz? Golden.
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
The Color Purple is the ONLY movie that makes Whoopi marginally redeemable, IMHO.
Trynna' figure out how Ted Danson got it up for her.
I liked her as Guinan on Star Trek: TNG. And Jumping Jack Flash. That was cute. Yeah, it was goofy, but entertaining.
And girlfriend better get a box of that Nicorette crap.
I like whoopie, I think she is hilarious and to make as far as she did with a face like that is a testament to her talent. However... that slowdance scene Always Sunny is talking about just disturbs me
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If all the world and love were young,
And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
These pretty pleasures might me move
To live with thee and be thy love.
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 10:12am.
I really don't understand Whoopi even having a career. The only memorable movies she's done have been ridiculous.
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Um...I liked her in The Color Purple, and that was her breakthrough role. *runs and hides*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 11:12am.
I really don't understand Whoopi even having a career.
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guinan!!! hello? TNG!
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i am courtney love's original face.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
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I remeber when I turned 18 I tought I was so cool beacuse I could finally buy cigarettes, lotto tickets, and vote. Good times
Lung/Throat Cancer, party of one heading your way.
Submitted by Always Sunny on August 12, 2008 - 11:12am
She was a comic way before she had movies.
big carrer as a comic
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
MK OLsen smokes Reds too!
Gross...
I like Whoopi.....
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
I can't talk shit about Whoopi. I do hope she can quit smoking though - studies have shown it is bad for you!
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“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I really don't understand Whoopi even having a career. The only memorable movies she's done have been ridiculous. The dance scene w/ Demi at the end of Ghost where she's supposed to be Patrick Swayze is one of the most hilarious things I've ever scene.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
Yeah - I thought she'd quit, too! Girl, smoking's so great... but so bad. Kick it, honey (or roll a spleef instead *L)
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Heh, I totally agree with you MK. I quit smoking 13 weeks ago, and thinking of smoking a Red right now would make me cry :(
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
There's a lot of red in those pix, punctuated with those clogs.
Poopie supports cop killers!
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