Tuesday, August 12th 2008
Whoopi Goldberg Tries Her Luck
Even rich motherfuckers can't resist playing Scratchers. Whoopi Goldberg probably wipes her ass with those things. I'll admit that I like picking up one or two from time to time. I like scratching off the cute lil' pots of gold and leprechauns. They disappear with the swipe of a penny! Imagine that!
Hopefully, Whoopi won big. That way she can give the money to Sherri Shepherd along with a note that says, "Be gone, bitch!"
And Whoopi smokes REDS?! Cough. Even typing that shit makes my lungs jump. That shit is not for amateurs. The last time I smoked a Red, my lungs went on strike.
she's rich and buying scratch offs...awesome
Last time I smoked Reds I was high as f-ck.
That's usually the only time I can smoke them. Either I'm tripping or I'm drunk. That's the only time your so sedated that you can't feel that shit burning your lungs.
I got Whoopi down for killing six babies...Sherri killed "more than she can count"...nice crew Babs put together.
I love the shenanigans on the View, I just always wonder how everyone on the show with a brain, ie, Whoopi and Joy can put up with Sherri and Elisabeth without wanting to put a pencil through their eyes. I mean, Sherri had to ponder whether the world was round or not. And she wasn't joking.
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I know of a few people who hit the lotto her in N.J..
Darth Vader asked him...
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?
Whoopi is awesome. A great actress, smart and level-headed.
But as for smoking...another story. She talks about trying to quit on The View often enough.
i like her shoes!
Whoops- read the quit book by Allen Carr it worked for me and I used to smoke that red shit too. Giving up was the best thing I ever did.
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
I'm actually not surprised that she smokes either, her voice is really raspy usually. Marlboro Reds are super harsh...I can't finish one without my lungs retching phlegm. I've sort of given up on smoking, it affects me so much while I'm in yoga class...smoking is bad for you anyway.
Your face!
I can't hate on Whoopi. She's the only one on the View with half a brain cell.
I'm surprised she smokes though, she doesn't strike me as the type.
And while we're on the topic of Whoopi ... I always assumed she was gay for some reason.
Good Lord!??!!? Can her over 50 and counting men please stand up and let it be known. I remember
Frank Langella,
Ted Danson,
The guy she married,
Does anyone else know?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
hey, whoopi is cool. used to listen to her short lived radio show, on the show she admitted she is hooked on the lottery. love love love love her!!!!
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 10:51am.
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 10:47am.
i find nothing wrong with that statement, but im not surprised it was controversial. you cant say anything about any minority in the states without being crucified.
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I agree Missy. Maybe Whoopi needs to work on her wording next time.
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Christ, she smokes Marlboro Reds?? I love Whoopi but my hubby used to smoke those things for decades. Until he coughed for 20 min after taking a shower each day. Ahhh more info than you need to know. He's a pain in the ass big time, but at least he stopped smoking. Which reminds me:Sparky, stop smoking!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 11:59am.
GODDAMNIT WHOOPI! WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE ABOUT RACE?
First it was Rosie and her fucking nonstop gayelle talk, now it's Whoopi and her fucking nonstop racial talk. Get the fuck over yourselves, The View.
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Amen!
I love Whoopi! She's Betty Badass. Now, if that ticket hits, she better donate to the Freak Speely Foundation; we are always in need of charity money for beer and green.
I started smoking Reds in high school and still do at 29. It's all what you get used to. I can deal with Med's but me smoking a light cig is like smoking air.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:51am.
I really hope it was Love Spewitt because I'm fond of Xtina Applegate.
LOL @ "a safety net for their safety net." Personally, my own safety net is caught at the top of a tree in Siberia.
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Yours too? I'm glad mine now has company.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 11:07am.
Unfortunately lots of people with NO extra money fail to understand this and waste thousands on gambling, hoping for a break that will likely never come.
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Unless you're already rich, that is. Such is one of the many ironies of life. *sigh*
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 12, 2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 8:55am.
whoopi can play the lotto and if she hits...
she had better give some of that $$$ to me
BITCH OWES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's right, Mrs. K...bitch owes me, too! Hey, I've seen Fatal Beauty--you can't tell me bitch doesn't owe me for that!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by ronnyk on August 12, 2008 - 11:00am.
Whoopi like the gamble. She jokes that when she plays Vegas they end up getting it all back. She likes to play the slots.
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this is key to the whole "shes too rich to play lotto" issue. gambling, ESPECIALLY scratch tickets are a means of GAMBLING not a means of earning a living.
Unfortunately lots of people with NO extra money fail to understand this and waste thousands on gambling, hoping for a break that will likely never come.
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entertaining entertainer, ss, mind is going. (edit)
Whoopi like the gamble. She jokes that when she plays Vegas they end up getting it all back. She likes to play the slots.
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When I was in high school,that is what everybody started out smoking!Either that,or Camels.
I smoked Marb Reds' for close to 10 years!!I am amazed I'm still breathing.
WHOOPI!STOP THOSE THINGS, STAT!!!!!!
hahahahaha, Mrs. K♥♥
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 11:47am.
Whoopi Goldberg told Michelle Obama on "The View," "I'm really glad to see you because ...any time you see black folks on the news, particularly women, they have no teeth, and the teeth that they have have gold around them and they can't put a sentence together and perhaps now, we can, this is, you are helping to change a perception. I know it sounds funny and silly but If you are a black women and you are tuning in and everytime you see someone who is supposed to represent black women and women not very very fair skin women, I am talking about dark black women, I just want to say thanks."
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GODDAMNIT WHOOPI! WHY MUST EVERYTHING BE ABOUT RACE?
First it was Rosie and her fucking nonstop gayelle talk, now it's Whoopi and her fucking nonstop racial talk. Get the fuck over yourselves, The View.
Submitted by missy on August 12, 2008 - 8:55am.
whoopi can play the lotto and if she hits...
she had better give some of that $$$ to me
BITCH OWES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this isnt a communist country. whoopi can play the lotto and if she hits, good for her. you could be super rich too if you really really wanted to, thats the great thing about this country. just cause someone is rich doesnt mean they didnt work for what they have. who am i to judge.
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Reds are not for the faint of heart. The troll twins smoke reds. God I want a smoke sooooooo bad.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 10:47am.
Whoopi Goldberg told Michelle Obama on "The View," "I'm really glad to see you because ...any time you see black folks on the news, particularly women, they have no teeth, and the teeth that they have have gold around them and they can't put a sentence together and perhaps now, we can, this is, you are helping to change a perception. I know it sounds funny and silly but If you are a black women and you are tuning in and everytime you see someone who is supposed to represent black women and women not very very fair skin women, I am talking about dark black women, I just want to say thanks."
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Oopsie daisy! SOMEONE was suffering from diarrhea of the mouth!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Whoopi must like the motion of scratching the little dust off, because she certainly does not need the money.
And for anyone that called Whoopi a non-talent needs to re-think their statement.
She's in a class very few in Hollywood ever ascend to.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 10:47am.
i find nothing wrong with that statement, but im not surprised it was controversial. you cant say anything about any minority in the states without being crucified.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
what I'm wondering... I think it was Jennifer Love Hewitt or Christina Applegate buying lottery tickets a few months ago. Seriously, would a $3million lottery win really make a dent in your $50 million bank account? Fuck the rest of us just squeaking by. They need a safety net for their safety net.
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I really hope it was Love Spewitt because I'm fond of Xtina Applegate.
LOL @ "a safety net for their safety net." Personally, my own safety net is caught at the top of a tree in Siberia.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Just because you have money doesn't mean you don't enjoy a little scratch 'n' win fun.
My hubby used to smoke reds. That was after his stock of "Black Death" cigs finally ran out. Wish we could still get those HA!! But he doesn't smoke any more. [hoorah!]
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Submitted by Shootingstar on August 12, 2008 - 10:29am.
Whoopi is a straight up f*cking idiot. I will never forget the dumb ass comments she made when Michelle Obama was on the view.
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Is this the quote you are talking about?
Whoopi Goldberg told Michelle Obama on "The View," "I'm really glad to see you because ...any time you see black folks on the news, particularly women, they have no teeth, and the teeth that they have have gold around them and they can't put a sentence together and perhaps now, we can, this is, you are helping to change a perception. I know it sounds funny and silly but If you are a black women and you are tuning in and everytime you see someone who is supposed to represent black women and women not very very fair skin women, I am talking about dark black women, I just want to say thanks."
http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2008/06/whoopi_goldberg_talks_to_miche.h...
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 12, 2008 - 11:35am.
Fo realz--how much of a grubby, greedy s.o.b. do you have to be?
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That's what I'm wondering... I think it was Jennifer Love Hewitt or Christina Applegate buying lottery tickets a few months ago. Seriously, would a $3million lottery win really make a dent in your $50 million bank account? Fuck the rest of us just squeaking by. They need a safety net for their safety net.
LOL Dee Dee, it was the original 'You've Got Mail'!
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And truth in every shepherd's tongue,
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I love reds from over the border. Sadly they use a different blend for the exports. :(
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
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lol@ the tags "good luck" & "ho"
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
I met her at my job once. She was very nice but looked exhausted, run down and all hunched over. But as soon as she hit that podium she got all this energy out of nowhere! Then when she was done, back to the exhausted sickly look. Hope she's doing ok and not over-working herself... Very down to earth.
yeah, whatd she say??
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I didn't taker her for a Reds girl.
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Submitted by Shootingstar on August 12, 2008 - 11:29am.
Whoopi is a straight up f*cking idiot. I will never forget the dumb ass comments she made when Michelle Obama was on the view.
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What did she say?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 12, 2008 - 10:27am.
Sometimes I think scratch 'n wins and lottery tickets so only be available to people who make less than $75,000/year.
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Fo realz--how much of a grubby, greedy s.o.b. do you have to be?
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
aw, man, whoopi is a comedy legend! I love the bitch. Nothing mean from me on this one.
I used to smoke reds. Damn lights make you suck so hard for a hit I swear it ends up being worse for you than puffing on a stronger smoke.
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Whoopi is a straight up f*cking idiot. I will never forget the dumb ass comments she made when Michelle Obama was on the view.
Submitted by aquarius on August 12, 2008 - 9:24am.
Damn girl!! I honestly don't think I've ever smoked a Red. Now I really don't want to!
Yeah, I know it's a good thing, but I still miss my Camel Turkish Royals :**(
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.