Cry Me A River, A Really Slutty River
Sienna Miller was trying to pump in peace, but the paparazzi just wouldn't let her! Cock blockers! The hobag tried to get filled in Mali-boo-hoo yesterday when she was surrounded by photographers. She begged them to leave her ass alone and when asked about Balthazar Getty, she said, "I'm just trying to fill up my fucking car!"
Sienna finally had enough and asked one of the gas station attendants to pump her up. After he filled her, Sienna drove to the police station to ask for help. They escorted her back to her hotel.
You know what Sienna needs? She needs a few lessons about how to deal with the paparazzi from our very own international supermodel Phoebe Price. Chicken Cutlets can teach her how to take a situation like this and turn it into your very own photo shoot. Sienna could have posed with that pump or leaned against her car in a sultry way. The possibilities are endless!
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Submitted by Oonagh on August 12, 2008 - 10:19am.
Nice shoe
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THANKS, was going to say that earlier, but my nails are freshly polished so not worth busted nails taking on the H-Crew for praising this greasy ho's shoes
I'm sure she doesn't see herself as the "town pump". After all, she's a potential Getty oil heiress.
ubmitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
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she didn't know he was still married ....
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for REALS?! how'd I miss this in these daily homewrecka updates??? IS SHE FOR REAL?! Didn't the random child seats and kiddie funk in his car give it away? & don't slam me, moms on the latter: kids DO leave a distinctive funk in cars -- cookie/snack, baby barf, etc., esp if that car doesn't get vac'ed often.
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oh nevermind -- read that as she didn't no he had a four-pack of kids -- not enough coffee yet
She has got to be kidding.
Sienna, you made your bed......
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When I was feeding on the need for you know me, devastated at the rate you fell below me;
what wasted unconditional love, on somebody,
who doesn't believe in the stuff......
- Fiona Apple "Oh Well"
Nice shoes.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
ubmitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
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Yeah, she's the type who casts herself as the eternal victim. Delusional much? I
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wouldn't grate me as much if she weren't schizo about it -- I mean playing the victim at times like these and then the next day trying to look all femme fatale with a smirk and cackling in the next lunch meeting with a producer. At least OWN your shit -- that's all I ask from my fame hos.
ubmitted by TheBreakdown on August 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
This is a ho NOT in the know!
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This is a ho who OUGHT to know:
If ya don't wanna be a butt of more jokes, don't ask to be "pumped," then run down to the cops to "hand" you over to the HOtel.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 10:08am.
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Yeah, she's the type who casts herself as the eternal victim. Delusional much? If she's cheated on, she gets diarrhea of the mouth and tells the entire free world and if she gets caught cheating with a married man, she didn't know he was still married and wants the world to feel sorry for her. But, actions speak louder than a whore's words.
the cops didn't know who she was so she said,
"You know, me! the slut who's banging the rich married dude and everyone hates me."
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 10:33am.
Thumbnail #7 is priceless! Even the chick in the background has a look of disgust on her face.
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Hahaha, I noticed that. If I had been that woman I woulda run over and started smacking the shit out of her.
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Hi5.
Submitted by peaches on August 12, 2008 - 10:04am.
If she hates it so much than she should go back to England! She's always bitching about the paps! Well malibu is their turf sweetheart, you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen! That is why I respect Johnny depp and even fishsticks! They did what they had to do to get away from this crap!
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GREAT POINT. srsly, I really believe the main reason this douche turned her on was the opportunity to get back in the press. She wasn't satisfied with all the press she was getting in Europe, so she comes over here and does what? Does like BRITNEY hitting all the grocery stores and drug stores and pap-stalked restaurants and she's now playing the victim, fuck that. Another point on which I can agree.
I'd be willing to bet Sienna went to the police station for a fresh gang bang to start her day.
The cops should have dissed her like they did Shannen Doherty!
This is a ho NOT in the know!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Additional:
She REVELED in the Pappz attention when the story broke about Jude screwing the Nanny behind her back! She ate that shit up.
Submitted by Euphoria on August 12, 2008 - 9:58am.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 12, 2008 - 9:57am.
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In her case it's more like "HO IS ME!"
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LMAO!
or "HO IT IS! CUM & GET IT!"
Submitted by DeeDee on August 12, 2008 - 10:03am.
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LMAO...the orange lady is like, "What a Cucking Funt!" LOL!
If she hates it so much than she should go back to England! She's always bitching about the paps! Well malibu is their turf sweetheart, you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen! That is why I respect Johnny depp and even fishsticks! They did what they had to do to get away from this crap!
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Thumbnail #7 is priceless! Even the chick in the background has a look of disgust on her face.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 12, 2008 - 10:29am.
I have a friend going away with a married man this weekend. Needless to say we are not on talking terms.
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I hope you smacked her around a bit for all of us.
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Hi5.
She didn't seem to mind the Pappz when she was frolicking topless with Balthy.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 12, 2008 - 9:55am.
Ugh do people really care about her? Call me when she starts buying 3rd world babies and representing the UN.
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seriously, that's all it would take for a lot of people, that's why good public relations reps make so much money -- a good chunk of people forget instantly the minute someone gets knocked up or buys a kid and proclaims she's so ashamed of her ways, zzz, leave that for the losers checking out of hell's kitchen in the rapture <-- just the good lord's way of leaving the SEXY PEOPLE to FINALLY live in peace down here!
Submitted by bennettk on August 12, 2008 - 10:27am.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
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This is the first time the spammer's comment is actually semi-relevant.
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Hi5.
You reap what you sow, slutbag.
I have a friend going away with a married man this weekend. Needless to say we are not on talking terms.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
A media stoning.
She's feeling the guilt. If she was slutting up anyone else, she would have encouraged this photog frenzy.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by Leatherette on August 12, 2008 - 9:57am.
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In her case it's more like "HO IS ME!" ☺
Oh, boo-fuckity-hoo. You made your bed and fucked a married man in it. So, now lie in it you dirty cumdumpster!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
What did she think was gonna happen to a homewrecker in LA? It's, like, the celebrity justice system. Sure, you don't have to go to jail - you just got these asses following you around asking you stupid questions and flashing their cameras at you...it's like a Scarlet Letter:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 12, 2008 - 9:52am.
Doesn't hand-pumping come naturally to her?
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hee-hee, it's what she was born to do.
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Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...
and GIVE IT UP, SIENNA! no one's buying the WOA-IS-ME act. Do like the man says and cut a mean Phoebe pose. Be a proud ho!
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Submitted by FatMartha on August 12, 2008 - 9:51am.
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You've got to quit holding back, Martha honey...tell us how you really feel. ☺
oh MAN the 7th thumbie -- LMAO!
random rode hard chick in the orange dress looking like "that hooker gets ALL the press!" Sorry, random ho, you're just not sucking the right greasy cock!
Ugh do people really care about her? Call me when she starts buying 3rd world babies and representing the UN.
DeeDee's avie's laff!
Sluts like Sienna make prostitutes obsolete.
Why pay for it on one corner when right around the block you can get it for free?
You're gonna have to go to the pharmacy either way!
'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston
I think she's crying because the paps were saying, "Hey, over here Homewrecker Slutienna...over here!"
And she's totally dug her own pit of despair. She told the press she didn't know Ballsy was still with his wife when they started dating, yet she continues to see him. If I found out I had been lied to, I would have sent his wife a sympathy gift...his balls in a fruit basket.
Boo fucking hoo. I have zero sympathy for the celebrities who court paparazzi until they become famous and then turn on them. If they left her alone for a week she'd be out prancing around Rodeo Drive like Phoebe Price to get them back. D-list 'movie stars' like her depend on this shit to keep them relevant. Too bad she had to waste the cops' time and taxpayers' money with her stupid shit.
(I don't like paparazzi either, but in her case, I believe she deserves whatever she gets from them.)
I barely recognized her without her tits out.
NO sympathy here!
Hey, I didn't know Siennaloonies existed.
HA ha ha! You get what you pay for, hunny.
That is all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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"Cock blockers!"
EXACTLY. A hooker can't get her career jump-start on these days without bitches all up in her moneymaker, DAMN.
Doesn't hand-pumping come naturally to her?
She is such a stupid, selfish bitch. I have absolutely no sympathy for her.
I hope she dies in a freak gasoline fight accident. (Zoolander reference)
LEAVE SIENNA ALOOOOOONE!!!
"Please, I'm asking you. I can't live like this, please give me a little bit of respect."
NO, YOU SHAMELESS SLUT.
Sorry, needed to add that in there.
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Hi5.
So its ok to take pictures of her when naked with a married man but not pumping gas.
Oh, boo-hoo you fucking CUNT. Are the mean guys trying to take a picture of your slutty ass EMBARASSING you? GOOD, YOU SLUT. WE ALL HATE YOU AND WANT TO MOCK YOU. How about you ship your stupid ass over to the nearest whorehouse? They need more senseless, emotionless, baggy-vagina-ed bitches over there. My disgust for this girl is fathomless and her tears bring me joy.
Phew. Okay, sorry about that.
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Hi5.
"Sienna finally had enough and asked one of the gas station attendants to pump her up. After he filled her, Sienna drove to the police station to ask for help. They escorted her back to her hotel."
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LMFAO MK! I think she frequents this gas station. Obviously they provide a full service experience to their customers.
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Wait, I did the same thing the last time I had to pay over $4.00/gallon for gas.
Pfft...reap what you sow, Farmer McSlutty.
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