Cry Me A River, A Really Slutty River
Sienna Miller was trying to pump in peace, but the paparazzi just wouldn't let her! Cock blockers! The hobag tried to get filled in Mali-boo-hoo yesterday when she was surrounded by photographers. She begged them to leave her ass alone and when asked about Balthazar Getty, she said, "I'm just trying to fill up my fucking car!"
Sienna finally had enough and asked one of the gas station attendants to pump her up. After he filled her, Sienna drove to the police station to ask for help. They escorted her back to her hotel.
You know what Sienna needs? She needs a few lessons about how to deal with the paparazzi from our very own international supermodel Phoebe Price. Chicken Cutlets can teach her how to take a situation like this and turn it into your very own photo shoot. Sienna could have posed with that pump or leaned against her car in a sultry way. The possibilities are endless!
ShareThis
bland whore
I'm just surprised that she didn't look at the length of the hose and try to hump it.... or maybe that's why she was crying.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Your in f-cking LA, what do you expect???
Boo-mothafuckin'-hoo.
You want to talk about respect? You sure as hell don't respect anyone else.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
omg, people can be really mean, over here. some posts are extremely agressive, scary even. i like sienna and feel sorry for her, ´cause she seems lost. she doesn´t understand why people hate her so much, ´cause, in her head (and, honestly, what do we know about this guy marriage?), she didn´t do anything wrong. If there´s a homewrecker, that should be that Balthazar son of a bitch. He´s the one with a family!
**whatever**
This makes me so happy!
Papparazzi read my post! Called her a slut and made her cry. Taunted her......oh happy day!
This bitch has been used more than Wonky McValtrex, Paris Hilton. Paris has been dethroned as reigning whore.
Slut Sienna has her as beat!
************************************
So why are we all here again?
just thought of a brilliant way Ms. Phoebe Price can earn a living AND stay in the pap's sights, check it:
sell her services to beleaguered Hollywood hoors like Sienna Miller -- as in always be on call on her celly for a celeb who just can't handle pap overload, and BAM! Phoebe floors it to that location, throws herself in front of the celeb, striking her usual avant guard poses! PP taking care of business.
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
Totally agree with MK. WORK that gas pump! A little over-the-shoulder shot would not be inappropriate here. Pose with the nozzle! Smile with your eyes, don't cry, you dumb ho!
She should be happy she didn't even have to call the paps - they came to her! Ungrateful bitch.
Karma. You gotta love it.
--------------------------------
"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I don't think sienna wants attention from the paps like brangelina do. I think her problem is more that she's impulsive and a sex adict! She might not even be a narcissist, I actually think she has histrionic personality disorder, where you have sex with a lot of people because it makes you feel more lovable. It's kind of sad, actually.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I really don't get this chick. We all know she loves the attention. If not, why didn't she ask the attendant to pump her gas in the first place or have an assistant do it.
If she doesn't want negative press, why doesn't she put her "thing" with Getty on hold until he is divorced?
When do dumb whores who screw around with married men realize that the men they're with are cheating douche bags? When does that fact compute?
Sienna should go hide in the woods if she doesn't like the papz. They are like a pack of hungry wolves though.
Your face!
Submitted by lara on August 12, 2008 - 10:38am.
sienna did wrong, but what the hell is this, WITCH HUNT? unbelievable...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
close. CUNT HUNT...lol...
sienna did wrong, but what the hell is this, WITCH HUNT? unbelievable...
Is she on pills or something???
Pull yourself together, lady.
You and Shithead Getty went out looking for attention, and you both got it.
Question: if Getty weren't legally married to someone else, would she even be attracted to him?
yeah.. She is getting attacked far more than Balthazar because she is Known for stealing other women's husbands and being a WHORE!!
Jude Law - Married
Daniel Craig - Had a girlfriend at the time
P. Diddy - Had a pregnant girlfriend at the time.
She was actually engaged to RHYS IFANS - all of a sudden she is fucking married Balthazar Getty.. She is a cumwhore!!
Everybody bitches about the Hispanics, but look at your tax dollars pay for escorting this foreigner around!
*****
I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Leave me alone?!! Pulezzzzzzzzzz bitch ,if you wanted to be let alone you would have not come to LA to follow a marry man that has been caugh whit you playing tonsils hockeys, have some respect and dont go around town whit a douchebag who has 4 kids who are goin to hate you and him for being such a sluts
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I don't understand these hoes.
If you don't like it, move further away from Hollywood, you silly little buttfuck!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on August 12, 2008 - 11:16am.
♥♥♥
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
oh and those are the most pathetic almost-crocodile tears seen in the history of bad acting.
Hell, bitch doesn't respect anybody with a vag. As for privacy, cunt probably called the fucking paps, then sniffed onions before she got out of the car.
----------------------------------------------------
TimTams Rule!
She is toliet scum. She takes roles in artsy films and then bitches that she is not in exotic locations shooting big budget stuff. She throws stones at our Hiltons (Ok, that one is fine with me) but insists that she is a respectable club rat. She is devastated when a fiance cheats on her and then cries when she is attacked over being with a married man.
If she didn't love every minute of attention she is getting, she would leave.
on the video version after she asks for some respect she actually whines "I can't live like this". for serious.
drama queens playing the victim are routine enough, but this bitch is in a league of her own. the color in her sky is clearly an ugly ass shade of burnt orange.
She should hire a driver or ask a friend to drive for her; that way she'd never have to get out and deal with the paps. Yeah, it sucks not being able to do normal-people things like pump your own gas (sometimes I wanna cry when I'm filling mine up too), but if she's not seen, they can't take her picture.
Oh GOD! Then why are you in Malibu?! And why are you shopping in Beverly Hills?! Why are you having lunch out in the open with Jerry Bruckheimer?!
If she's really so disturbed by all of this, there are places she could go to lay low for awhile.
You'd think the bitch would want to show a little respect for Rosetta considering she just stole her husband and destroyed their family.
boohooo!
----------------------------------------------
"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Not that I feel sorry for this ho, but she is getting attacked far more viciously than Balthy which is typical in these situations. The woman gets the brunt of it. She's the "homewrecker" as if the man had no part in wrecking his own home...
Anywhore, the way I see it, the only people I have an ounce of empathy for in this sitch is the kids, and only if they care. Anyho who marries some spoiled celebrity and thinks his ass is going to be faithful to her is simply delusional. Those types you don't marry for love, you marry for money, and since Balthy apparently will not get any Getty money, Rosetta married probably him for love. All well and fine...IF you can overlook some whoring around because it's sure to happen.
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Does she really think that's what the police are for? Like they don't have better things to do?! UGH... I hate her. And deal with the paps. She is way too overpaid and she has literally no talent! She's fug too!
Oh boo hoo
She loves it. I wish they would leave her alone, then we would really see the fucking tears!
She looks like one of those androgynous teenage boys from a 1970s surfing movie, and not even one of the pretty ones.
So, that's Sienna's career. Lame movies, boring looks, awful model, atrocious fashion line, pretentious attitude, STD-ridden, overridden vadge and melodramatic crybaby to boot.
She needs to be giving bad customer service at a Khols somewhere in Arizona, given the depth of her talent and abilities.
I think MK is right, though -- Phoebe would have rocked the f**k out of that gas pump.
/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\/*\
Boats n' Hoes, gotta have me my boats n' hoes.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Bullshit..something tells me she's enjoying this. I hope the papps make her and that douchebag's lives miserable.
Somewhere, Jude Law is thinking "Thank God I got caught f*cking the Nanny!".
Submitted by luscious_t on August 12, 2008 - 11:56am
sorry im not pretending. Im a slut.
i love cock, cock loves me.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Green Is Good on August 12, 2008 - 10:50am.
Somewhere, Rhys Ifans is thinking about the bullet he dodged regarding this chick.
**
good point!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I like how we incessantly proclaim ourselves to be sluts
...but inside we're all really not sluts* and loathe them!
This is what sets Dlisted sluts apart from other sluts.
I<3 Dlisted - and Dlisted sluts! :)
*or maybe it's that we're sluts but not whores? idk... *lol*
*****
I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
CRY ME A FUCKIN' RIVER, HO BAG!!!!!!!!
MargeAggedon, boinking another rich married man (Jude Law). That's basically the only reason she's famous.
Karma, Karma, Karma...
Somewhere, Rhys Ifans is thinking about the bullet he dodged regarding this chick.
kacky's picture
Submitted by kacky on August 12, 2008 - 11:44am.
Karma's a bitch, Bitch.
It's not just Getty. She broke up Jude Law's marriage too. His wife ended up in the looney bin for a while.
------------------------------------
Not forgetting that jude and sadie have 4 kids too.
she has a thing not only for married men but she loves the ones who have tons of kids.
this woman is a cunt.
Submitted by Zesty on August 13, 2008 - 12:38am.
I hope all this scrutiny gets worse and in the end she does the world a favor and shoots herself in the head...
Maybe she'll strangle herself with those fucking black tights she wore when Factory Girl was out.
----------------------------------------------------
TimTams Rule!
Karma's a bitch, Bitch.
It's not just Getty. She broke up Jude Law's marriage too. His wife ended up in the looney bin for a while.
*************
Don't dream it... BE it!
Pump the gas, and either ignore the Papps, or smile, wave and be charming. This whiny, crying shit makes her look like even more of a self-centered bitch. The Pappz love this shit.
I hope all this scrutiny gets worse and in the end she does the world a favor and shoots herself in the head...
I wonder if she'll look at these comments and have herself a good ol' gas station cry over this thread.
*******************************************************
Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Other than boinking a rich married man why is this chick supposed to be famous?
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.
Surfing the apocalypse.
Oh boo hoo hoo. Maybe you'll think about all the negative attention next time you plan on going naked in public & making out with a MARRIED man. I don't care if they're seperated, have some TACT! Him too!
____________
People Suck!