She's Going To Explode!
The Jonas Brothers were on MTV's TRL this afternoon and they invited a bunch of wet, fangirls from the street up to the studio to meet them. The girl above takes the fucking cake and smashes it. She is so excited that she's eating her hair. Literally. Eating her hair is probably the only thing that is keeping her from devouring that Jonas Brother next to her. Sorry, I don't know their first names and I'm not about to learn.
She's like Sanjaya's crying girl all grown up. The Jonas Brothers must have had a ton of security around them, because that girl looks like she's ready to tear a piece of their skin off to take home with her.
I shouldn't make fun of her ass! I act the same way whenever I go to IHOP and they bring out my International Passport breakfast.
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Am I a pedo if I think that Joe Jonas is hot? I also predict that either one or all of them will end up gay.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 9:56pm
Same here.
I tried googling the marshmellows to no avail.
Sadly, I didn't get a rabbit fur coat because I was the youngest of 6 kids. I only got a damn snorkle, eskimo jacket.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Okay, I have to ask: Anyone remember Famolores? (Sp?)
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I don't remember them. I looked them up and still wasn't familiar, and can't imagine why I didn't have a pair, they are nice.
I had "Earth Shoes", "Lil Abners", "Marshmellows", "Spikes", "Candies" and "Tie-ups" but no Famalores.
Submitted by Flatsy on August 11, 2008 - 9:16pm.
46 here, Flatsy. I looked up Marshmellow shoes...they only had a description of it: Thick white platform heel, white laces and they came in red or blue.
And if you were really lucky you had a rabbit coat to go with it....LOL!
Okay, I have to ask: Anyone remember Famolores? (Sp?)
Aunt Bea: I remember Shaun & David singing the "Tell Me It's Not True" duet on some talk show (Even though they didn't sign it in the musical.) They harmonized beautifully, & it was wonderful to listen to. (& I LOVE that you all "giggled like fools" -- sounds like a GREAT night!)
Flatsy -- sorry -- I'd forgotten that he died in a fire. Sad. I seem to recall that Shirley Jones was particularly broken up (even though they were divorced at the time). That made me think a little highly of him.
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The one in the bow tie looks sort of like he's saying "you got it, Mr. Belding!"
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 9:38pm.
They were platformed shoes. The top would be blue or a rust color and the bottom would be a large platform that was whitish in color (marshmellow). It probably had a different name, but in New York we called them "Marshmellows" we also had "Lil Abners"
I grew up in the Boston area, but it's not ringing a bell. You must be younger than me. I remember saddle shoes and original Dr. Scholls (sp?). Oh, and frye boots.
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at 1st i thought: gee, aww that's sweet, poor girl! what a crush!, but then ... it hit me, this is so pathetic-looking, i mean.."a todo perro realengo le gusta su perra de raza" that being said: this girls, fans, (cuz' u know when it's about pop they call them fans, when it's about rock, they call them grupies, meaning that the 1st ones are sweet and naive and the 2nd ones are mere sluts) they should just take it easy and play it cool, those jonas sisters nor any other pop panty-creamer act will give them the time of a day if they're screaming and yelling and shit like that, hell they wont even pay attention to any of the girls who go to their concerts, they probably hate their own music, so it's not a good way to start if they catch you enjoying it. Play hard-to-get-bitch-modeON even if you're a creamer. It worked for Sibi Bale, and he's not even a musician.
blah, who am i kidding I like Sibi, forget what i wrote, or should I just delete it? fuck..I still think it's true, so..what difference does it make? I like her, that doesn't mean she didn't know how to play her cards, STILL KNOWS.
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Submitted by Flatsy on August 11, 2008 - 9:02pm.
I know what wings are, but what are marshmallow shoes?
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They were platformed shoes. The top would be blue or a rust color and the bottom would be a large platform that was whitish in color (marshmellow). It probably had a different name, but in New York we called them "Marshmellows" we also had "Lil Abners"
Submitted by Aunt Bea on August 11, 2008 - 9:14pm
I know what wings are, but what are marshmallow shoes?
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Dramaqueen-For some reason, whenever I hear the name Jack Cassidy, I have nightmares. It's horrible because he's dressed up like the devil and chases after me with a pitchfork; I know he died in a fire.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 8:52pm.
I'm impressed! I did go see David and Shaun on Broadway in "Blood Brothers" David was tiny and neither of them aged well. Thank God I didn't save myself for them like I had planned. I went with three friends and we sat there giggling like fools.
I got my girls the "Partridge Family" dvd set. I was 8 yrs old all over again, and they couldn't be bothered. David did nothing for them.
I've just remembered... I won a radio call-in contest this morning on the way to work. Didn't even know what the prize was but heard the question and was shocked to know the answer. Dialed while driving (which I swear I never do) and actually got through. They tell me I've won tickets to some local event (I've already got plans that night), a Banana Boat gift basket (I'm practically an albino and have zero use for tanning oil) and...try not to be jealous... the new CD from New Kids On The Block.
Oh...boy. No wonder I got through on the contest line. Nobody else would waste time dialing for this crap. Eeesh.
@Aunt Bea: Me too! (Although I only loved David. I was a member of the Partridge Family fan club. Met David after seeing him on Bway in "Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." Actually, I first discovered Donny thru David. Mom showed me an item from our paper where Jack Cassidy was in the front row at 1 of David's concerts wearing a big Donny button as a joke. I decided to look into this Donny person. The rest is history.
Cool side note: I also met Donny after doing "Joseph." He autographed the pic I had of me kissing him (blown up to 8x10 by Mom for Christmas many years ago).
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wow...I wonder if the whole trailer park pitched in to send that girl to see the Jonas bros.?
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BTW - at first I thought the girl was Ashley Tisdale
Mdm P: They're ALL extremely whiny! (Although our mens may have been separated at birth as well ...)
Amazing how TIGER BEAT can still bring women together after all these years!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Aunt Bea: I had a subscription to TIGER BEAT. I remember when the BCR would have fold-outs, & their pants zippers were undone. My mother was SCANDALIZED! I still have the "Saturday Night" 45.
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LOL! I had a subscription too! I must admit my first loves were the Cassidy brothers. Ah...which one to marry?
It was a sad time for me when TB had a fold-out of Barry Williams.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on August 11, 2008 - 8:41pm.
I loved the Bay City Rollers, too, but I never got worked into THIS sort of frenzy. I see these girls and it reminds me of that old clip of the Beatles at Shea Stadium...the hysterical blonde girl with the black horn-rimmed glasses... She's gotta be sixty-five now and probably has the same glasses to this day... Hopefully she's calmed down a bit by now.
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LMAO@the girl with the glasses
I didn't work myself into a later either. But that's because I thought I was wonderful enough for Woody to someday find me. Me, with my "wings" and marshmellow shoes. Talk about delusional, but I'm still thankful I never made an ass of myself....at least not in public and on tape.
DQ, you and I also share taste in men (Mr. Cusack). I'm leaning seriously toward Separated at Birth for you and me.
My dinner boy is 53 and extremely whiny.
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Aunt Bea: I had a subscription to TIGER BEAT. I remember when the BCR would have fold-outs, & their pants zippers were undone. My mother was SCANDALIZED! I still have the "Saturday Night" 45.
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I loved the Bay City Rollers, too, but I never got worked into THIS sort of frenzy. I see these girls and it reminds me of that old clip of the Beatles at Shea Stadium...the hysterical blonde girl with the black horn-rimmed glasses... She's gotta be sixty-five now and probably has the same glasses to this day... Hopefully she's calmed down a bit by now.
I liked the Bay City Rollers, so who am I to judge? But the kid with the bow tie creeps me out.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 11, 2008 - 7:31pm
Ok, I gotta stop now; I'm beginning to feel like a little schoolgirl now...so much for "meh". John wins hands down.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
boomsy: I also remember something a friend who lives in Chicago told me. He used to see John all the time in between movies looking a little pudgy, unshaven, unkempt. I kind of admire that. He doesn't seek out the publicity. He goes back to his hometown & does his own thing. Not glossy, not glamorous. I'd break my wedding vows for him ...
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 7:55pm.
...Joe's going out with Taylor Swift, who seems to be a good girl and a good role model for young girls. And Nick is dating Selena Gomez, she has a purity ring.
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So, that is why Miley is acting a fool. He dumped her and now he is with Selena.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
@dramaqueen: There's just something about how cool and collected he is...kinda sexy to me. Like he'd be one of those guys that could get you to do something before you even knew what was happening *nudge nudge*
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Boomsy: It's like looking in a mirror! I LOVE that he's both a very talented actor & politically active (intelligently)! Republicans may disagree ...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 11, 2008 - 7:09pm.
With all due respect, because I think you're very cool, I disagree. I LOVE it when fans go apeshit! I wanna live vicariously thru them. (Oh, AND I'm enough of a bitch that I can also critique her performance & figure out how I'd have been cooler.) Some totally calm, cool collected fan completely takes all my fun away.
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Ok, dramaqueen just reminded me; I DO love some John Cusack...he could probably make me swoon but I'm not a screamer.
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Submitted by stake_spike on August 11, 2008 - 8:15pm
I had the opportunity to do that one week ago tonight. AWESOMENESS!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 8:11pm.
I was on his CrackSpace then his account got hacked, I didn't sign up for the new one. I have him on Facebook though.
I still love his acting but I lost respect for him.
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Submitted by stake_spike on August 11, 2008 - 8:15pm
I had the opportunity to do that one week ago tonight. AWESOMENESS!
Madam Pince: Sorry for the late response -- I was fixing dinner for the boys (one 40, one 5, & one hound). I think your story is waaaaaaaaaay cooler than mine -- that had to be an amazing surprise to find in your inbox.
My book was "The Keep" by F. Paul Willson. The movie sucked ass (so I've been told -- never saw it), but the whole book series was freaking amazing. I named my dog Glaeken after him.
Alas, Glaeken is no longer w/ us. We rescued Bobby Beagle from a shelter here (already named).
On topic: I still think the Jonas Bros. seem innocuous enough.
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Submitted by boomsy on August 11, 2008 - 6:52pm
I know what you mean.
I might go apeshit over someone like Thom Yorke, but I wouldn't show it, I'd play it cool. I'm sure there's nothing more annoying to a celeb then a girl acting a fool. Although some celebs are complete narcissits and get off on that.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 6:11pm.
Lmfao. Okay, just making sure. It's not often you meet a slut that knows THAT MUCH about these twinkies. XD
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
Submitted by stake_spike on August 11, 2008 - 8:10pm.
Yep. They are making a sequel to the Boondock Saints with him in it. He's done alot of work/charity for kids, I'd like to think he's outgrown being a pig.
He was so hot though in person, and that accent!
Another pig, Carlos Ponce from the Spanish channels.
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By the way, I saw this Rolling Stone cover somewhere the other day so this was an opportune chance to bring it back up.
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/07/23/the-jonas-bro...
The picture showing up on the video before it runs is the same one, I think. When I first saw it I really couldn't tell who it was that was pulling the shirt, but how weird is it that one brother is pulling the other's shirt to make it look tighter/sexy/whatever?
Did Tokio Hotel come and go already?
I fondly remember the pictures you posted of the lead "chick", and their fanbase that invaded briefly here to tell you where to stick it. That dude was more interesting than this church act.
EvilShoe on August 11, 2008 - 8:00pm
I have him on CrackSpace page, one of my gf's loves him too.
Bless this girls heart, she'll never ever forget this, we've all been there even at the thought of meeting our tween heart throb when we were that age.
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 11, 2008 - 8:09pm.
My nine year old niece keeps me up to speed on all the latest news in tweenland.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on August 11, 2008 - 8:01pm.
That girls face is so damn funny, somebody here has to make that their avie.
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No, no, no. The pic of that twink in the bow tie needs to be someones avatar.
MK you're excluded!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 11, 2008 - 7:00pm
The guy from Boondock Saints? I thought he was cute in that Sarah Michelle Gellar movie. Ugh what a jackass.
I hate it when fans go ape-shit bananas over a star.
Get over it and get a life.
These kind of fans are the ones taht stalk and kill!
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Submitted by Mr. President on August 11, 2008 - 5:55pm.
How do you know this shit?
My newest celebrity obsession: Eric Bana.
All those Jonas kids look like twinks. Sorry to all the fan girls on here but I get the gay vibe them. I think it's the tight pants.
And I'm not going to make fun of that girl. When I was 9 or 10 I'm sure I was that much of a dork over the Backstreet Boys, so...
I think it's Kiki Dunst.
I always feel wrong about it, but I think Nick Jonas is really cute (the one that isn't really featured in the thumbnails).
I don't listen to the music, though.