Monday, August 11th 2008
ANGELYNE!!!
Next to In-N-Out (see below), Angelyne is my favorite thing about Los Angeles. The Billboard Queen proves that just because you're 150, doesn't mean you have to dress like it!
Angelyne is truly a precious daffodil blowing in the summer breeze. The only thing missing from her luxurious ensemble is a pair of Shauna Sand's exquisite lucite heels.
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Angelyne! This made my day. Now I wanna go watch earth Girls Are Easy...god help me!
That is one tired, raggedy hot ass mess.
If she were a tranny, at least she'd get a little sympathy!
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Submitted by Atlgirl on August 11, 2008 - 10:34am.
Oh my god.. according to Wikipedia she is only 45
Angelyne has not given her age or birthdate in interviews, although the IMDB lists 1958 (in Idaho) without providing a source. The Los Angeles County registrar of voters lists her (by her single first name only) to be age 44 as of June 20, 2007.[1]
--BULLSHIT! LOL, I remember her billboards up in Hollywood in the mid-80's and there is no way homegirl was only 23/24. She was easily in her 30's then, and my guess is her late 30's at that. However, she is a Hollywood landmark, much like the Hollywood sign, and probably just as old.
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Damn, thats some Wet N Wild lipstick right there.
*hold me*
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If you can get half a sandwich and a bowl of soup for $3.95 at Coco's because you're old enough to be in their "Club 55" then maybe it's time to hang up the hooker heels and start wearing an assortment of polyester pants and pink sweaters with embroidered cats on them.
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I don't know...all this elegance...it's overwhelming, and I may be saying this in a state of elegantioverwhelmification (the clinical term for being overwhelmed by elegance), but I almost think Angelyne is even MORE elegant than Shauna Sand...but my brain cannot grasp the mathematical equation that makes more a more elegant individual than Shauna Sand...Henceforth, my extreme anxiety, and need for a large dose of valium...
Ok, fuck. I'm lying, I just want some drugs...:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Her myspace page says she's 28. I'm sure that's true - if she's counting in dog years.
hahaaa! you know what amazes me? That someone can wear so many different shades of pink at once-and NONE of them match!
Submitted by Stock Broker on August 11, 2008 - 7:08pm.
So this is what Sienna Miller will look like in about 5 years, except the stripper pole is missing.
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get one of those photoshop anorexifier nerds to work on her, and then it's Sienna in abuot 3 years.
It takes a particular breed of exquisite elegance to pull off fuschia, leopard print, exposed memaw crotch & sharpie eyeliner all in one look. Mere mortals would combust.
wa ha! it looks like she has some curdled cheese underneath those water balloons.
Everything about her screams HOOKA. And not the good kind either :P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Holy Shit. She's snatch flashing.
So this is what Sienna Miller will look like in about 5 years, except the stripper pole is missing.
Uh-oh-- Angelyne's melones are turning into a pair of lowriders.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
aaawwwwww! this old cooch makes me feel nostalgic :)
trips to Disney and Knotts and checking out the freaks in WeHO and Sunset, with heavenly Angelyne watching us from above <3
I have seen Angelyne MANY times more than I've ever needed too. Unlike Phoebe, she is utterly humorless. How you can have no sense of humor and go around like that is beyond me.
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Before Phoebe Price...Before Shauna Sand...There was ANGELYNE.She even predates Pia Zadora.I remember she once got in a fender bender on Sunset Plaza in her Pink Vette'.The passenger with her was some young guy.Probably a boy toy.You'd have to pop double dosage Viagra to fuck that.Anydouche...they both get out & the guy indeed looked around nervously scoping for papps.Not really wanting to be seen.Can't imagine why.
Submitted by Soy on August 11, 2008 - 3:40pm.
So was she the one that basically started the big fake boobs, bleached hair, gaudy makeup look in LA?
Not exactly, but she's one of the first people I know in LA who was famous for being famous.
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I hope I look that good when I'm 150 years old!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
So was she the one that basically started the big fake boobs, bleached hair, gaudy makeup look in LA? Jc.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
What a charming lady! Her feminine wiles captivate me. Her beautiful dress accentuates her best assets, and that lovely pink is so flattering to her alabaster skin. I would not place this beguiling young minx a day over 30.
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“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
Joe: Cochina! No, it's a Czech pastry dish that's big in TX and the Mid-West. You can find it on Wiki. We've turned it into something dirty, of course, I think cuz one popular variation is a pig in a blanket.
ONT: Angelyne looked better inside the tinted glass of her pink Vette.
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Shauna Sand has been schooled. She should bow her exquisite lucite heels to this fierceness while chanting "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy... "
Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 6:30pm
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Well alright. Is there a dirty spanish dictionary that will tell me what Kolache means? (cuz I'm sure it's dirty)
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She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Joe: DeeDee and her gang of hoodlums came up with it. It means Fat Upper Kolache Area. (Don't ask, k?)
ONT: My mom dresses like that. Embarrassing as hell when we walk into church.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 3:21pm.
My FUKA no longer fits inside my board shorts, as it should.
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Bwahahaha! Damn delicious bakery bread.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
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I knew Angelina would look much better if she just put on some weight :-)
Submitted by Two Drink Min on August 11, 2008 - 3:05pm.
She is claiming she is 28?
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According to Wikipedia:
Angelyne has not given her age or birthdate in interviews, although the IMDB lists 1958 (in Idaho) without providing a source. The Los Angeles County registrar of voters lists her (by her single first name only) to be age 44 as of June 20, 2007.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 6:23pm.
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Your *FUKA*..??? Is that some kind of manly accessory that you carry with you?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 3:21pm.
My FUKA no longer fits inside my board shorts, as it should.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 11, 2008 - 6:14pm.
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You seem to have a rather unhealthy interest in Spanx Sheepsy. Why would that be?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on August 11, 2008 - 2:52pm.
I see London, I see France...and I sure as hell don't wanna see her underpants.
Aren't they Firm 'n' Flatter Spanx?
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She is claiming she is 28? Not with those granny arms. Holy crap. That's hilarious.
Thank God I don't live in L.A.!!! If I had to go out everyday and see "celebrities" (aka: extras from the set of "Pretty Woman") like this thing, Shauna Sand or Kim Kardashian walking the streets, I would simply not be able to control my hysterical laughter!! Good GAWD, people-what's the world coming to when this is considered worthy of reporting?? Phoebe Price, anyone??
Doing a google search for this elegant beauty (my co-worker didn't know who she is, poor thing), found her myspace page.
Her "age" made me LOLZ
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendi...
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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!
Shauna Sand is the Empress of Lucite while Angelyne is the Czarina of Pink.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I see London, I see France...and I sure as hell don't wanna see her underpants.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOCUrN7LUZQ&feature=related
It's Aguilera!
LOVE Angelyne, LOVE that she claims to be 44 but is actually about 60, LOVE the pink Corvette, LOVE the pink dog, LOVE the 80's hesherbitch wardrobe, LOVE the giant hair, LOVE the caked-on Wet N Wild...but in person the woman is a total cunt.
Kiss,
Fifi
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That will Be Pam Anderson in 10 years. The way she looks is a good example of what was wrong with the 80's. Big hair to match her big sillycones.
If it's 1958 then she's 50, a year older than me. She looks like my 85-year-old grandmother. On Grammie, the dress and shoes are cute. On someone my age, not so much.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
If she toned up she wouldn't look quite so bad.
oh who am I kidding.
It's the clothes and wig and make up etc
she could easily knock 10 yrs of with a fashion restyle. She would be great on "10 Years Younger" show.
DeeDee!! ♥SMOOCH♥♥!!
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM
Oh my god.. according to Wikipedia she is only 45
Angelyne has not given her age or birthdate in interviews, although the IMDB lists 1958 (in Idaho) without providing a source. The Los Angeles County registrar of voters lists her (by her single first name only) to be age 44 as of June 20, 2007.[1]
Submitted by DeeDee on August 11, 2008 - 4:28pm.
Does not compute......
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HAHAHAAA!! my thoughts exactly!!
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