Vagina Hiccups!
What's so funny Sienna Miller?! Does your vagina have the hiccups again? That happens apparently. One of my pregnant friends said she can feel the baby hiccups in her vagina area. I told her to scare the baby and she answered, "Okay. Can you put your face down there then?" What a bitch!
Anyway, Sienna "not a homewrecker" Miller and Balthazar Getty had lunch with Jerry Bruckheimer and his wife this past weekend in Malibu. I wonder what was on the menu? Vagina hiccup pie? I'm sorry! I just can't get past vagina hiccups. Is there such a thing as ass hiccups? If there is, I'm sure I would have had them by now.
Here's more of Sienna and her man of the minute at lunch in Malibu. I apologize again. This post was supposed to be about two skanks and it turned into talk about vagina hiccups. VAGINA HICCUPS!
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balthazar looks sleepy.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on August 11, 2008 - 3:29pm.
I think that's what's so galling to most of us. The smugness. The sense of entitlement. The impression that "the rules don't apply to me."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Seriously...how could she not care that she completely ruined a family? I know, I know. She DOESN'T. But I can't even imagine. Oh yeah...that's because I have a conscience. I reallllllly hope that someday this bitch will get married and some woman will do the same thing to her that's she's done to ALL of them. Karma, you walking STD!
Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Every city has its crappiness in some form or another. In fact if you change some of your words you could be talking about Washington DC (where I live) - see below! (changes in CAPS)
WASHINGTON DC is a joke. Everyone is either acting like they are a POLITICIAN OR A LAWYER. For many, life is nothing without POWER AND STATUS. Everyone is between the ages of 20 to 34 BUT THINK THEY ARE WISE BEYOND THEIR YEARS. Everyone has to act like they are aware of issues outside of their own wants and needs, BUT THEY'RE REALLY SELFISH ASSHOLES WHO WANT TO HEAR HOW THEY ARE SO PROGRESSIVE AND OPEN MINDED. Many people in the WORKFORCE have an overflated sense of importance. 90% of the women in DC over the age of 27, are rarely happy CAUSE THEY WORK A MILLION HOURS AND SO DO ALL THE GUYS. TITLE and/or money is the only way to measure someones worth. 60% of the girls in DC are BITTER. The men in DC think sex happends in the first days of dating. There is an unspoken caste system that is determined by WHO YOU KNOW AND WHERE YOU WORK. 30% of the women here think they are powerful because they are fucking certain people.
Balthazar: clean your cock in Easy Off and acid.
Sienna: see above.
MK, your pregnant friend is kinda hot.
Nova and Salem: love your avies. ;)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:06pm.
True, true. I've known many an unfortunate-looking girl who've been passed around more times than a potato in a children's game.
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Hey man they didn't invent paper bags just for grocerices.
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Haha! My thoughts, exactly!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on August 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:06pm.
He would, but he's far too busy spending his money on fancy dinners, jewelry, and other miscellaneous expensive crap for Slutbag.
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Or maybe we can hope for a miracle in that he's spending his billions on condoms LIKE HE SHOULD.
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I dunno...Slutty doesn't quite seem like a condom ho to me...he's probably spending it on KY jelly or Astroglide since her chach has probably had so much traffic that she needs an oil change every three days.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
LA is awful....just driving there is sheer madness. The freeways make no sense and go every-which-way....I get so damn lost. Plus...the brown haze that covers LA is nasty. I like my nice clean Ventura....ocean breezes and pretty decent people. :D
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zomay - thats an interesting take, and not a surprising one to me... Boston winters may suck, but I like the feeling of substance over style which goes along with living in a city filled with world renowned universities.
I bet I would hate living in LA. Now, San Fran or higher? TAKE ME THERE MAMA!
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Submitted by zomay on August 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.
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So true zomay!! LA is the worst! I live about an hour and a half away and i NEVER go there. I cant even imagine living there....must be hell for those who just want to be normal-ish...lol.
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Damn...that bagina of hers sure has magical powers and stuff.
Loooooook into my baginaaaaaa.....looook cloooosely....smelllllll and inhale the aroma of infidelity!
bwahahahaa....
God i feel bad for his kids....the wife...eh, she should have known he would think with his dick.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:06pm.
True, true. I've known many an unfortunate-looking girl who've been passed around more times than a potato in a children's game.
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Hey man they didn't invent paper bags just for grocerices.
notcie she is the ONLY one who is laughing that mutch? SHUT YOUR DICK TRAP SLUTTY!
you can tell that is nervous laughter on HER part.
bet her breath stanks!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:06pm.
He would, but he's far too busy spending his money on fancy dinners, jewelry, and other miscellaneous expensive crap for Slutbag.
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Or maybe we can hope for a miracle in that he's spending his billions on condoms LIKE HE SHOULD.
parissucksliterally and everyone else, I did not mean to offend anyone living in or from Los Angeles, like I said I am from L.A.. Many people in the city are good people.
Good Night!!
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 1:00pm.
While I do think looks do factor a bit its more of the whore thing a guy won't turn down a easy fuck. Like I said about that gossip girl chick if your blond, tall, and skinny people will automatically think your gorgeous
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I agree. Even though Sienna is much cuter than this chick I work with, she kind of reminds me of her. And the guys just fall at this chick's feet and think she is the best thing that ever happened. She is petite, skinny, and blonde and they just all love her. It does help that she puts herself out there and says she is the best fuck they could ever have. Plus, she is amongst IT guys that are probably happy with anything that has a pulse... LOL!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 11, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Just saw some photos of stupid Balthazar taking his kids to RITE-AID and buying them toys. I dont even take my kids there....thats sooooo cheap!! A fucking drugstore!! He should be taking them to Toys-r-Us and spending a BUTTLOAD. He owes them big!!
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He would, but he's far too busy spending his money on fancy dinners, jewelry, and other miscellaneous expensive crap for Slutbag.
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Bravo to both of you - I was thinking the same thing! Bad cheapo man-slut! Bad!
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Submitted by NovaNightly on August 11, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Just saw some photos of stupid Balthazar taking his kids to RITE-AID and buying them toys. I dont even take my kids there....thats sooooo cheap!! A fucking drugstore!! He should be taking them to Toys-r-Us and spending a BUTTLOAD. He owes them big!!
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He would, but he's far too busy spending his money on fancy dinners, jewelry, and other miscellaneous expensive crap for Slutbag.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
Jerry Bruckheimer looks likes he wants to finish his meal and the hell out of there as fast as possible.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Just saw some photos of stupid Balthazar taking his kids to RITE-AID and buying them toys. I dont even take my kids there....thats sooooo cheap!! A fucking drugstore!! He should be taking them to Toys-r-Us and spending a BUTTLOAD. He owes them big!!
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 11, 2008 - 3:00pm.
While I do think looks do factor a bit its more of the whore thing a guy won't turn down a easy fuck. Like I said about that gossip girl chick if your blond, tall, and skinny people will automatically think your gorgeous
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True, true. I've known many an unfortunate-looking girl who've been passed around more times than a potato in a children's game.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
While I do think looks do factor a bit its more of the whore thing a guy won't turn down a easy fuck. Like I said about that gossip girl chick if your blond, tall, and skinny people will automatically think your gorgeous
Me thinks Sluttienna is going to get the old heave-ho from Ballsy any day now.
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Submitted by missy on August 11, 2008 - 3:52pm.
so then now i will call him Olestra since that gives people oily shits too!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
M.K., babe, ass hiccups are called brookeho ... oops, I mean farts
Sluttyenna is probably giving Bruckheimer a hand job under the table, and Getty a foot job. That's why she's laughing so hard, because Jerry's wife is sitting right there and doesn't see it.
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Mrs. Bruckheimer looks THRILLED to be there.
She probably has Jerry's balls in her purse.
These two can be filed in the same folder as Ryan Phillipeepee and Abbie Cornhole.
Submitted by Angelina Jolie-Pitt on August 11, 2008 - 2:49pm.
he is part of the Getty family, who owns Getty oil companies. J. Paul Getty founded the company, and was one of America's first uber-wealthy families.
Basically he's an heir. But those old money family fortunes get diluted through the years and with every generation of kids.
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Shame on Bruckheimer! People will not go their movies. Since Claire Great Dane face stole Billy Cruddup from his 8-month pregnant gf everyone of their movies have tanked. People don't forgive such horrible homewrecking! Take a look at all Brad and Angelina's post cheating flops too. Oh, and burn in hell Sienna and Balthazar you shameless pigs. I hope that after Balthazar contracts all of Sienna's stds and loses his career, he goes back on smack, dies and his wife and kids inherit his trust fund.
ok i dont get it. how does she manage to steal everyone's man? she's really not that pretty. i see better looking women working in my office building every day.
I wish Balty would move on from the hittin' it stage to the quittin' it stage already.
She is my favorite. I saw her profile on wannafuckamarriedpotentialmillionairewhomaynotinherittomaybegetpeopletalkingaboutmynonexistentcareer.com. I sure it a lie though. Could she be looking for someone special?
FIDELITY, n.
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
he is NOT EVEN HOT ENOUGH TO STICK A TIP IN !!!
And what the fuck is he even on to be famous?
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
I hate their shit-eating grins.
Sienna = Sperm Burper
Balthy = Shit Goblin
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Oh, Bruckies wifey best watch hubbies cock-stand! It'll be holding up the village bike soon....
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You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit!
He looks shifty eyed and uncomfortable to be there. He's probably guilt ridden, tired of having to pick the crabs of out his privates, and just wants to go home to his kids.
Skank, homewrecker, sleeze.
Douchebag!
Sienna will suck Jerry's cock in the Men's room for a part in his next movie. Trust.
What a couple of stupid, disgusting whores.
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He better not put that gold watch on the nightstand and turn his back. It will be gone in 30 seconds flat!
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Casting Crotch will bail as soon as the attention wanes.
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My lyrics are sometimes sexist
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I’m trying to correct this.
She looks stoned.
Look at how she is trying to do a cup reading.
Balthazar looks good in these photos though. he was sexy in Lost Highway.
I love how the other two females at the table are not even talking her.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Good thing Jerry's wife was there.
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Lord. These two again? I'll bet this is the most publicity either of them got in their entire professional lives.
Here, let me sum it up for you:
Sienna, homewrecker, smelly chocha, insert fish joke here, Balthazar, loser, junkie, dick cheese, Rosetta, weakling, take him to the cleaners...in short, you have a ghastly mess.
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FIDELITY, n.
A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
I pity Ms. Miller. It must be exceedingly inconvenient to have so many married men accidentally fall into your gaping and cavernous vagina. Perhaps she is a vacuum-queafer.
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She always looks like a wet mop with crabs....
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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
This is all too familiar... what's next? Magical naturally occurring twins and a few internationally adopted kids with mohawks?