Monday, August 11th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Either Ryan Phillipe is a midget or his chick is a fucking giant - Egotastic!
Kate Bosworth's bikini is missing something - Hollywood Tuna
Did Jenny Aniston get Angie lips? - IDLYITW
Obama channels Rick Astley - Towleroad
Courtney Love has Smurf jizz on her arm - Cityrag
Jessica Simpson performs at the State Fair - Hollywood Rag
George Clooney sunning his chichis - Popsugar
Nicky and Keith's matching leather outfits - Lainey Gossip
Brit Brit in her shit-stain-hiding bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Jackman visits Sunday Roast - Just Jared
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JA has been messing with her lips for a while now....she just doesn't overdo them...
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Personally I thought she looked like Tara Reid. Then I realized her belly wasn't deformed, her hair wasn't flying out in straggly wisps, and her face isn't stuck in a drunken stupor.
I really want to fuck Ryan Phillipe. And then kill him of course.
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I thought the girl in the main picture was Kirsten Dunst, except the boobs are too large and the skin not pale enough. Ryan Philippe is looking pretty good, though.
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She looks like she's about to fricking snap him in half.
State Fair? Doesn't that mean Simperson's now officially over? HOORAY, DINGDONG THE WITCH IS A HAS-BEEN...
I don't want Obama to do any impressions, except of prince Charles. They look like they were separated at birth.
And JA has totally gotten Meg Ryan lips. At her almost-forty age, the upper lip only gets thinner and thinner, not twice as fat overnight. This oughta be even more entertaining than watching Ryan self-destruct in a haze of post-surgical swelling.
Jessica has gone from playing stadiums to county fairs....that is progress, eh Jess?
GIVE IT UP ALREADY.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
OMG, Obama is almost as bad at dancing as Ellen. Maybe he really isn't black enough.
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
~Francoise Sagan~
Oh my giddygod...
Proud Hoosier right here - My friend went to the State Fair and watched cuntry Jessie... she said it was positively PAINFUl to watch.
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I like Britney's bikini....someone must have bought it for her, because it fits...
Matching leather outfits? sooooo lame
Bosworth is still too skinny.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)