Afternoon Crumbs

looks like she got a chin/jaw job too.

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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..

I know what Kate Bosworth's bikini pics are missing... about 20 pounds.

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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..

WTF is on Courtney's arm? It's not even an appropriate bruise color.

JA looks like she just used that lip plumping gloss. At least it's not a swollen hemorrhoid like AJ.

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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08

Ryan probably claims to be 5'9", but he's much shorter than that.

I hate IDLYITW because it goes a little too far with attacking people for their appearance, imo.

It's funny when DListed does it, because it's not all the fucking time. All IDLYITW has really taught me is that if you're a woman who might be slightly overweight or not have big fake tits is that you're just shit.

I already have a shitty enough self-image. I don't need fucktards like Todd rubbing salt in wounds.

You all probably think I'm really lame, but I'm personally offended by what has been said on that site.

<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...

Jessica seems to finally realized where she truly belongs..right along side barn animals and corndogs. What a no talent hick.

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I fucking KNEW Shitney's white bikini pics were photoshopped!!!

HA HA
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Since JA's lips don't look like a butt roid, I would say she doesn't have AJ's lips.

She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Jessica! Jessica! Jessica!

First of all, serious country and western singers don't dress in Daisy Dukes and cowboy boots at every show. Get a clue.

Second, country and western stars sing at State Fairs and Bransom on their way down, not when they start.

Dumb Talentless Shit!

Abbie and Ryan are so fuckin hot together. FYI she is standing on a step.

Ryan Phillipe is a midget. Haha, well, at least he seems shorter than he is. I stood next to him and I am 5'4"...I felt about the same size. :P

Ryan Phillipeepee = Mental midget
Abbie Cornhole = Giant Sienna Drillher
Obama = Can't dance for shit...that was an embarrassing display
Jen A. = Effing pathetic and on her best day, average-looking
Jessica = Right where she belongs, between the Funnel Cakes and the Deep Fried Snickers
Brit Brit = Shit Shit

Ryan is 5'9" and Abbie is 5'8"...yeah...i'm a loser.

jesSACKa at duh cuntry fair! Wooo doggies!
Thats sum hi class sheeit thar!

HA!

What's next? Grand opening at a Waffle house?

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 3:15pm.

So she had put up her email address for another d-lister and i emailed her and told her she was a fucking crazy whore and I thought she would have been mad at me but she was cool and we ended up being email buddies.

she emails me things like STOP EMAILING ME HOMO!

and i email her things like YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

and then we giggle like two cunts in a cunt house!

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

Submitted by LoLo on August 11, 2008 - 2:02pm.

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Oh, how I missed silly LoLo bloop times. I had to leave momentarily and LoLo's here and gone like a ghost!

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

For the longest time, I did not like George Clooney. Now I like him. The reason? My imagination has him cutting off The Brad.

"Oh No you ain't getting any of my time or sweet goodness until you tell yo biotch to plug up her uterus."

Yes thats how George speaks to Pitt.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on August 11, 2008 - 3:00pm.

ha ha ha ha!!!!!!

Did he post that shit??????

i told him a dude almost had to chop off his willy wonka and that i missed his ass hole so much! I was thinking after ummm wait that might scare MK!
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LoLo,

Thanks for the stuck peen dude!

BLOOP

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.

I be missin you guys!!!!

How stupid is it to have to pay to check your email man? At some dumb shit cafe using my fucking debit card?

When you buy a lap top you would think you could just pull the internets out of the air and you just cant!
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Hi LoLo, long time no bloop!

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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near

LoLo on August 11, 2008 - 2:54pm

I ♥ your Swiss Miss avie.

yodel lay heehoo ho.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

I didn't notice anything different with Jen's lips, whatever she's been doing, she must have been doing it for a loooooooooong time and I'm either used to it or it didn't work.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

BLOOP TIMES!

Where the hos at?

I have five minutes till i get called back to the station wagon sluts!

How stupid and strange are internet cafes??

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RE: Kate Bosworth... I am not a fan of super skinny girls, I think it looks gross, and that is a prime example. When I was younger and kind of weird about sex I had a nightmare about doing it and being able to see the peen in my stomach. Whenever I think of what it must be like to bang scrawny bitches, I think of that visual and shudder.

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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near

Noooooooo Jennifer, not you too!

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Don't dream it... BE it!

Maria Sharapova is so fuckin' overrated.

She's not even hot.

Now Anna Kournikova was a hot slut!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Um, Kate Bosworth's bikini is missing curves. She's definitely still ano.

I hope Ryan Phillippe's gf is standing on something, LOL.

JA should have had them put restylane in her lower lip, too. It looks weird that she just plumped up the top lip.

Your mom ate th... & parissucksliterally,
No shit! And it's not like we are shrinking violets here. We can take some GROSS, but that dude is just too disturbingly gross.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Shitney still, well, looks like shit.

She hasn't lost any weight. Look at her bloated gut.

Oh, and those thighs. DAMN.

yes, Drunken Stepfather is gross. i do not read what he writes....ever.

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)

Submitted by Deb on August 11, 2008 - 1:34pm.
The Drunken Stepfather dude is one sick fuck.

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I know. I just ate lunch, and the last thing I wanna hear about is his wife's Aunt Flo Times.

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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron

The last (and only time) I played with Photoshop, I washed out the picture and things came up, in my case blue splotches, that I never saw in the photo I was trying to fix... IDLYITW. Old news. and years before... Trying to drum up "CLICKS" with old controversy. Loonie Baiting.

I love me some Clooney...I am a ClooneyLoonie!

Hugh Jackman, yummm. without the beard tho... a Nobeardaloonie...

I wish there was a baby picture out of Sunday Rose. I always root for Nic Kidman. I guess that makes me a Nicoloonie too.

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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.

The Drunken Stepfather dude is one sick fuck. That is all.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Awww...Ryan....aaaaawww yesssssss!

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

Just went to our fair this past weekend...we were special....we had Raven Simone AND Suzanne Sommers!! HA!! Beat that Chestica! lol

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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

IDLYITW summed up my feelings towards Jennifer Aniston better than I could:

"Of course this isn't Aniston's first surgery, but it doesn't really matter, because she could get a million surgeries and still be completely average in every possible way. She's can't act, she's a bitch in interviews, her movies suck, and she should get on her knees every fucking night and thank whoever had to be killed in that voodoo satanic sacrificial ceremony for her to ever be considered an A-list movie star."

WORD.

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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near

DeeDee, or something fried...they fry EVERYTHING at those Fairs!

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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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Nothing like gnawing on a turkey leg while listening to Jessica over sing country songs.

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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville

Latin Lingo Baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQhXFbuUmpM

lol.
I thought that was Lindsay Lohan for a moment!

http://www.momsword.org

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. See what happens when you have an inflated sense of self-worth? Karma's a bitch, dear. Just like you.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

She reminds me of Maria Sharapova. I've never been to a state fair, is it like a carnival?

Jessica Simpson BELONGS at the state fair. She's found her niche. Now if someone would just pull the plug on her lip synch, we could hear the tractor pull.

i could care less about annistons lips even if they was on my dick

My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.

The Obama rick roll is pretttty clever, but yeah his dancing is a mess. Not that McCain's could be any better, but I digress.
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I feel slight remorse for Jessica Simpson, her career is basically over (hello,the state fair?!) but she keeps coming back for one last try...then I remember that her head got bigger than her breasts and she up and left Nick Lachey to "find herself" and focus more on her career. Talk about regret...womp womp =-(

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

At the end of the month, Jessica is doing two shows at a casino in Niagara Falls. And I thought that was a bad. A state fair?!?

Why in the shit would JA only get one lip done? Isn't it sexier if the BOTTOM lip is fuller? Did she chicken out and only get half done?

Ahh, Rick Astley. Never gonna give you uuup, never gonna let you dooown, never gonna run around and desert yooooooooou.
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