Monday, August 11th 2008
The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley On Vogue Magazine
This is only getting a Photoshop Award, because you know they added some meat to her bones. But they really should have added a wig to her head. What the hell kind of GD hair is that?! It looks like she got into a fight with a Flowbee and LOST! Wait...is that what Brit Brit looks like without her weave?
Maybe their inspiration was Kimberly's shaved head from Melrose Place?
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Her torso looks odd...
I know people say fashion magazines make women feel inadequate, but it's really the men's magazines that give me a huge complex.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
Keira Knightley is a girl?
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 11, 2008 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 5:06pm.
When in her career did that take place? Never heard of it.
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Oopsie! I was SO busy today!
It's not too new. It's called: The Hole. Appropriate, no?
Anyhow - it's really not sad at all when she dies:)
edited to add: haha! I said that already. 2001.
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Keira Knightley looking as lanky and boring as ever.
<3 That ain't ranch dressing on your salad...
She looks like a jackass.
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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008
She looks weird. What did they do to her hair? Are they trying to hide how thin she is?
Your face!
I liked her in "Pirates" and "Atonement"
Submitted by angel_i on August 11, 2008 - 5:06pm.
When in her career did that take place? Never heard of it.
Submitted by Maxine on August 11, 2008 - 6:47pm.
Only 798 pages? Didn't they have close to 1000 pages last year? It's all ads anyway. Wow, the magazine industry is in sad shape.
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I agree that most of these magazines are full of ads.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?
What the fuckity fuck did they do to her hair?
And I don't think this monstrosity has anything to do with 'not eating', and I'm not even convinced it's a short haircut. It looks like maybe they pulled it back, or otherwise combed it back (in the case of the latter I guess it would be short), and then someone gave her a "noogie".
And she's wearing rumpled velvet/velour, of course she's going to look bigger than normal.
Only 798 pages? Didn't they have close to 1000 pages last year? It's all ads anyway. Wow, the magazine industry is in sad shape.
I have no idea who that person is on the cover, never heard the name before. Then again, I'm not familiar with any of the latest and greatest. I doubt she'll revive their sales, though, whoever she is. Maybe they could have chosen someone a little bit more substantial ?
Well, let's just hope high-waisted narrow-ankle pants are back, along with pencil skirts, hosiery and shoulder-pads.
She might deny being anorexic, but for someone who eats nothing and loses hair from her scalp, she's got a pretty hot almost-pixie cut there.
She dies a horrible death in the movie The Hole. She was wonderful in that. Really:)
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Yeah, I prefer Natalie Portman over this gal. They look pretty much the same, but Kira's mouth give me a muppet-y impression.
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A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Jesus. Was she attacked by seagulls, by chance?
I've always thought that Keira resembled Winona Ryder, but Winona could pull off the little boy cropped hair. Keira... not too much.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
Oh look, they Photoshopped 15 pounds onto Keira Knightley. And still, if she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
I love her face. The rest, not so much.
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This is what happens to your hair if you don't eat. Look and learn people. God why doesn't she drop down dead, she gets on my tits.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Submitted by hopskip on August 11, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Fine. Whoever is doing it, sucks.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
NO NO NO
She is not on the cover wearing Balenciaga with chia pet hair! NO VOGUE NO!
She's ruining Balenciaga!!! I loathe American Vogue!
what a stupid look lol
So she boo-hoo about someone airbrushing boobs on her...yet we ALL know she has NONE.
What is up with her chia-pet hair????
I DID really love her in Pride and Prejudice....other than that. MEH. I kept wanting them to kill her off of Pirates...but NO...they brought her lame bony ass back time and time again. pffft!
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TommyGirl should have married her, and he would have saved a bundle on trying to make his new wife look like a little boy.
Until I see her vagina, she's a boy!
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Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 11:46am.
I'll tell you what's up with the clothes! Everyone in Britain thinks this bitch is some sort of royalty. They're always casting her as a princess or queen or some shit. Here she's wearing purple velvet like a GD duchess or marquess from like, Henry VIII's court. Fucking stupid! And the jewelry is ridiculous, too.
Uhm, I think you'll find it's actually American film studios who do that. The last true British film she was in (as far as I know it was her last anyway) we cast her as a tomboy football player... British cast and setting =/= British film.
someday someone will have to explain to me what is so special about this hag. Skin & bones, no breasts, not even a hint of a personality. Low rent Natalie Portman.
Fuck I hate this bitch. The trifecta of shitty British actresses: Keira Fucking Knightley, Sienna "I fuck everything with a penis" Miller, and Emma "I can't wait to start fucking everything with a penis" Watson.
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HA! And true.
I kind of always dismissed Keira Knightly as a Winona Ryder or Natalie Portman ripoff. She's okay though when she's not talking or acting. I watched the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice to compare with the Keira Knightly version, and the newer one just blows.
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ugly. too skinny blah blah how many times do we have to say it before they listen.
i like this girl for raising a fuss about her boobies being airbrushed.
that's what happens when you're anorexic for too long. your hair falls out and gets all mangy.
it's sad. natalie portman looks exactly like this broad now, only maybe even more digustingly thin
Won't you please donate to the Feed A Starving Starlet Fund? Your ten cents a day with provide a body-loathing bimbo in need with hair extensions, carbohydrates, estrogen supplements, remedial English courses, a caring boyfriend, an entourage free of fashionista queens, and all the love her daddy never gave her.
Oh, KK...
Everyone knows that pussies need to be toweled off after they are groomed.
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Wow, the brows, the outfit, I swear I thought it was a cover from the 80's.
what the hell were they thinking?
Submitted by Stoney on August 11, 2008 - 11:46am.
I'll tell you what's up with the clothes! Everyone in Britain thinks this bitch is some sort of royalty. They're always casting her as a princess or queen or some shit. Here she's wearing purple velvet like a GD duchess or marquess from like, Henry VIII's court. Fucking stupid! And the jewelry is ridiculous, too.
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It's because she's Kiera, Queen of the Cunts!
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
"every damn role, she acts the same. she doesn't make any facial expressions-- just stares like a dimwit. Is that even acting?"
Try renting Pure and Pride & Prejudice. Immediately.
She has expressive eyes.
I'll tell you what's up with the clothes! Everyone in Britain thinks this bitch is some sort of royalty. They're always casting her as a princess or queen or some shit. Here she's wearing purple velvet like a GD duchess or marquess from like, Henry VIII's court. Fucking stupid! And the jewelry is ridiculous, too.
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"yes, DUH, I am a low rent whore"
Her face is beautiful, but it's ruined by that horrid hair.
why is this frog famous again?
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
Photoschlock more like it. She looks terrible. KK is a gorgeous anorexic and this picture did not do her justice. Her hair looks like what's broken off under Britney's weave. And what's up with the clothes? Is that what passes as fashion these days? Looks like she has a 1960s velvet prom dress hiked up around her waist with jeans, chaps and a huge metallic belt on under a wool skirt with a giant alumnium foil bustle. Layering hits new lows.
OMG MK, lol i thought the same exact thing when i glanced at her pic, i was like "kimberly???"
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bad photograph, horrible styling and worse hair.
hair looks mangy.
dont think ive ever seen this girl without heavy eyeliner.
its long past time for a fresher, YOUNGER look.
Vogue sucks anyway, and so does KK, so it's all very fitting.
*pukes*
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" Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"
I hate how all the other magazines are trying to turn into Vogue, too... stupid CondeNast. I have a subscription to Glamour because I'm too lazy to cancel, and the featured fashions and accessories are getting more and more expensive. A whole page of purses, and the cheapest one $300. I'm not sure if it's escapism since things in the world seem so shitty right now, or if they're just encouraging everyone to run right out and buy a bunch of crap they can't afford... I mean, something tells me that Jimmy Choos and LV bags are a bit out of the price range of the bulk of Glamour's readers. (Or maybe I'm just way poorer than everyone else! It feels that way sometimes.)
I could understand if they were presented as an investment, because everyone can splurge every now and then, but instead they are all put forth as the 'new fall fashions' that are probably going to be outdated in 6 months.
Anyway, I don't think KK looks THAT bad in this picture, but the photoshopping they've done to her body looks weird. And the clothes are fug.
A stunning Anglican beauty like Ms. Kiera Knightley should not appear on lowly fashion rags like American Vogue. She should be encased within a casket of the purest crystal and put on display for serfs and peasants to worship. Ms. Knightley is a ravishing vision in blue velevet and men's accessories.
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"Brilliant Fall Fashion"??? As shown here on our mangy, hungry "actress"?? Please! Everything about that picture is wrong. She looks like bald Brit wearing curtains and her fat moms too-large pants.
lara- yep, I understand. Your English is good.
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HAHAHAHA @ FLOWBEE. I HAVENT SEEN THAT INFOMERCIAL IN A FEW YEARS..SOMEONE MUSTVE SUCKED UP TOO MUCH HAIR UP AND SUED THEM OR SOMETHING...YOU CRACK ME UP WITH YOUR REFERENCES MK!
Submitted by platypus on August 11, 2008 - 12:08pm.
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i swear it's a conspiracy. these designers brainwash young women into buying into these "trends". look for example at the jeans Katie holmes is wearing. that's a new trend(call me brainwashed but i like them ). they needed to come up with it to sell more jeans cos people already have few pairs of the skinny jeans and wear them and don't need new jeans ...so they come up with new "trends" every few years. same with most of the cosmetic industry.
damn my english is so bad i hope you understand what i am trying to say.