SamRo Is Wearing Make-Up!
I've seen SamRo wearing guyliner many a time, but never a face full of make-up! How in gayelle hell did they manage to get make-up on her? HoHan probably just rubbed a little foundation on her coochie and then smeared it all over SamRo's face. I don't like my SamRo with make-up on. She's giving me Chris Crocker fever in some of these pictures.
Mark Ronson, SamRo and her twins sissy Charlotte did a "Royal Tenenbaums" themed photo shoot for September's Harper's Bazaar. They decided to cast SamRo in the Fishsticks Paltrow role. Fish? Naturally.
Click here to read the article, but it's just a bunch of rich kids trying not to sound rich.
And I think my love affair with Mark has come to an end. He's so fucking smug in every picture. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face with my ass lips. Okay, I'd still hit.
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He kind of looks like Craig, Weigel's boyfriend on Reno 911, in that pic.
How dare they do this to my favorite movie. At least Mark Ronson is pretty hot.
By the way, SamRo would totally be pretty if she femmed up her look. That's not going to happen, though. It wouldn't go with her butch image.
I honestly thought the sister was Lohan.
It's kind of weird that she has chosen a girlfriend that looks exactly the same as her sister. Euww!
MK, I agree with you. I thought Mark was hot for like a hot minute before I realized what a smug douche he is.
Why are the Ronsons being interviewed? They're really not interesting nor THAT famous.
The Royal Tenenbaums was meh. The director will never top Rushmore.
Can not wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me and be OVER the Ronsons.
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Love the Royal Tennenbaums but hate these tools. Didn't realize that SamHo had a twin that is less ugly than her.
The featured photo looks like a Hotel New Hampshire theme, for all you youngsters out there. John Irving novel, based on a strange family as well. In any case, it makes the photo shoot even more pretentious.
Love dlisted, btw.
No original ideas left. Lame, except for the wallpaper in the thrid thumbnail. It reminds me of nana's house.
I love the Royal Tennenbaums.
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Ugh this hipster trend needs to fuckin end. Who the fuck wants to read about the Ronsons? I maybe the only one but Samantha is fuckin ugly Charlotte is ok and Mark is a tool.
LCT... do I need glasses or are Drew's knockers a little um... wonky in your avie.
And I'm with Mike, I love the Ronson.
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near
I can't help it, i love Mark Ronson despite his smug, pretentious demeanor. I'm weak.
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Yeah sure Sam has on make-up in those photos...sad thing is ....she hasn't washed her face since the photo shoot.
Hmmmm…the 3 siblings in the Royal Tenenbaums were all unhappy and disillusioned, struggling with issues such as drug addition, mental illness, dysfunctional family dynamic, etc….wonder if the Ronsons recognized the comparison.
Love that movie...
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I wonder if Charlotte designed that unflattering ensemble she's wearing in the 3rd thumbnail?
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I sometimes really dislike how rich people want everyone else to be concerned with or interested in their various problems and dramas, when it's clear that the only problems they have are those of their own making. They have a home, car, food and security, and yet they're often all f**ked up. If they really want to impress somebody they should try to thrive on a quarter of what they waste, or at least drop the "poor little rich me" attitude.
But anyway, I think Samantha wouldn't look as bad if she smiled more. She always looks so sullen, like someone just sprung a bear trap on her clit.
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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on August 11, 2008 - 8:57am.
Ha, they're doing the Royal Tenanbuams in the stairs picture. How clever.
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really? you figured that out? MK didn't mention that....neither did the magazine.....
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At least Mark and Charlotte have jobs. So, I'll give them a pass, but Samantha? Dousing the flames of Firecrotch is not a job! Or is it??
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 8:54am.
Yay! Another article from some snooty mag about overpriveleged Hollywood brats! Hooray for elitism in a capitalist country! Hooray for their proper health coverage! They so kick ass, and I'm going to rock the biggest John Mayer "o" face orgasm after reading this article.
BTW, can anyone loan me four bucks so I can buy the issue?
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LMAO! You wouldn't happen to be running for public office anytime soon, would you? I would vote for you in an instant!
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Haha, you flatter me VLL! I've actually thought about it briefly, but I had to consign to the fact that I'm just too honest for politics.
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what a way to ruin a good movie!
sad rich whores kiss my ass hole!
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
So much for me ever renting "The Royal Tennenbaums".
Ha, they're doing the Royal Tenanbuams in the stairs picture. How clever.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on August 11, 2008 - 8:54am.
Yay! Another article from some snooty mag about overpriveleged Hollywood brats! Hooray for elitism in a capitalist country! Hooray for their proper health coverage! They so kick ass, and I'm going to rock the biggest John Mayer "o" face orgasm after reading this article.
BTW, can anyone loan me four bucks so I can buy the issue?
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LMAO! You wouldn't happen to be running for public office anytime soon, would you? I would vote for you in an instant!
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me dont stop dancing and she's pulling me near
She looks like the kind of chick that will wipe her ass with your Big Mac if you look at her the wrong way.
I don't care about any of these people. Next subject please!
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I loooove the Ronson!!
They should have dressed SamRo up as the Owen Wilson cowboy character. Much more believable.
I love Mark Ronson's music and hotness. The other twin is some kind of fashion designer I think.
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Yay! Another article from some snooty mag about overpriveleged Hollywood brats! Hooray for elitism in a capitalist country! Hooray for their proper health coverage! They so kick ass, and I'm going to rock the biggest John Mayer "o" face orgasm after reading this article.
BTW, can anyone loan me four bucks so I can buy the issue?
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Well, who knew???? All I had to do was lick some Lindsay cooch to get a mag spread. NO THANKS!
Pretentious, party of 3, right this way!
theres a twin? its prolly just me but i think shes kinda cute......*ducks under desk*
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Charlotte the better Ronson.run girl. :)
Who gives a shit about these Hollywood brats. Go to milkfat see what these tarded brats are like.
Wear ugly clothes, vanity drug issues and they probably smell like dirty socks.
Yuck. Why anyone is interested in these people I have no idea.
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The other twin sort of kind of reminded me of Chestica Simpson at first.
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Charlotte has the strangest body...
Boo. Fuck these whores. The Ronsons blow. And ooh, how "edgy" and "alternative" they are with their Royal Tenenbaums inspiration. They disgust me.
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Her eyeliner matches her roots.........phewww, what a waste of sperm!
There is a twin? I had no idea.
He doesn't look smug to me. Because he's not smiling with his eyes.
Charlotte is really cute.
This is a fun idea for pictures, but why there is an article on The Ronsons, I have no idea.
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Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
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