SamRo Is Wearing Make-Up!
I've seen SamRo wearing guyliner many a time, but never a face full of make-up! How in gayelle hell did they manage to get make-up on her? HoHan probably just rubbed a little foundation on her coochie and then smeared it all over SamRo's face. I don't like my SamRo with make-up on. She's giving me Chris Crocker fever in some of these pictures.
Mark Ronson, SamRo and her twins sissy Charlotte did a "Royal Tenenbaums" themed photo shoot for September's Harper's Bazaar. They decided to cast SamRo in the Fishsticks Paltrow role. Fish? Naturally.
Click here to read the article, but it's just a bunch of rich kids trying not to sound rich.
And I think my love affair with Mark has come to an end. He's so fucking smug in every picture. I just want to wipe that smirk off his face with my ass lips. Okay, I'd still hit.
Thanks Meri
Charlotte's a fashion designer; she has a boutique in Soho, is usually name checked in Nylon, and has a "more affordable" line available through Urban Outfitters. She has SOME good ideas, but i'm not sold. She looks too orangey and is not as attractive as Sam.
Mark is the most talented of the bunch, for sure. Sam is just the "cool one". Her sendup of Fishticks is GENIUS.
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I GOT SOMETHING REAL FO YO ASS IN THESE HANDS!
try much?
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Anyone notice that Charlotte looks alot like LiHo?
Well, Mark's not a bad musician or anything, as for SamRo I've never heard her DJ or anything. What does the other sister do?
Your face!
SamRo has a nice shaped face. She looks pretty decent in make-up, what a shocker! I guess that's her fraternal twin, they look nothing alike. Or is it Mark's twin? Need some clarification here, MK.
Your face!
I cannot come to terms with the fact that Mark is dating Daisy Lowe (who I've met) so I just forget about it. I fell in love with Mark after being in the front row at one of his live shows.
These fools wish they were the Royal Tenenbaums. The RT actually had talent. And no they're not as "hip" either.
I used to have a thing for Mark Ronson too but he seems like a prick. I don't know there's just something about him that rubs me the wrong way.
Wow Sam Ro would make a really pretty girl. Too bad she's so dike-y. If she'd stop trying to look like a dude, she might actually look pretty.
Submitted by Gry on August 11, 2008 - 12:15pm
Apparently their mum is a socialite? And their step dad is in Foreginer. Their bio dad is a banker or something in England.
The only one in that family that has some talent would be Mark and only because of the sounds he created for Amy, Lily and Feist. His own music however is a rip off of everyone else's music.
Charlotte's a "fashion designer", she creates hideos clothes and sells them for $200. You can see her "collection" at Urban Outfittes.
And Sam is apparently the one in the family with zero talent. They did an article in the NY Times on their family a few years ago and they interviewd people who said she gets hired because Mark isn't available and she doesn't actually "DJ" she puts a record on, let's it play, when it ends she puts another on and goes for a cig break every 5 minutes.. Basically they're paying for a CD changer.
Submitted by LandyRue on August 11, 2008 - 4:56pm
There was a scientific study a while back that said that your most attracted to the person that looks like you, so maybe that's why she likes LezLo so much?
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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I always think the exact same thing. And what are they famous for again? :P
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Submitted by nottinghillbillly on August 11, 2008 - 12:42pm:
"Mark Ronson looks like this guy who used to stand outside my convent school masturbating till he was arrested. They give me the creeps."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Kinda creepy that SamRo is tongue-wrestling the clitoris of someone that looks like her sis. *shiver*
Good god she is not photogenic at all. The only photo that looks "right" is the straight-forward dead stare.
Unfortunately I too would hit it. He's probably the only certified DOUCHE I'd shamelessly hit.
The girly sister resembles Hohan but better looking.
Charlotte resembles Lindsay...ew.
Submitted by shandi on August 11, 2008 - 7:43am.
Why does anyone care about these people? Why would any magazine do any kind of article or photo shoot with these people? They are nobodies. I am so glad I don't subscribe to that magazine or I would want my frickin money back!
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We care because they're beautiful and beauty encapsulates appearances and appearances create illusions and illusions are some of the most powerful mobilizing forces known on earth.
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All I wanna do is (BANG BANG BANG BANG!)
And uh (CLICK) (KKKAAAA CHING!)
And take your money
Submitted by kickmewenimdown on August 11, 2008 - 12:37pm.
bendable, poseable
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Love that song!
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She likes disco and tastes like a tear
tells me don't stop dancing and she's pulling me near
bendable, poseable
victims
I adore the Royal Tenenbaum's... The Ronsons as the Royal Tenenbaums? Not so much... Blasphemy!
**** "I Love Lamp" ****
is it just me or does she look like selma blair? love the landing strip on the head.
LMAO so they think they're some kind of genius family or something? HAHA, thanks for the laugfs.
-=meow hiss purr=-
Why does anyone care about these people? Why would any magazine do any kind of article or photo shoot with these people? They are nobodies. I am so glad I don't subscribe to that magazine or I would want my frickin money back!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
LAME
How dare they rape the Royal Tenenbaums!
Course, that's still not as disturbing as the apparent implication that SamRo wants to fuck her twin.
so (keeping with the Tenenbaums tradition) does this means that Sam and her twin are secretly in love with each other?
Who are these people and why should we care about them?
I knew if you showered, de-skanked, and detoxed SamRo she would be slightly more than presentable.
Her twin is hot.
But before these pics, I thought SamRo was Mark and Hohan was really still hetero.
The clams on me!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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I would say Sam is looking good in makeup. Would love to see that more often.
Mike Andrews
Truth / Out Loud
I T U N E S
Mike Andrews – Who’s in Control Now on Itunes
Truth Featured on Dante’s Cove
Out Loud *Official Theme Song of Triad Pride*
Mike Andrews – Dream - Exclusively at Beatport
Dream (House Edit / DJ Hypo (Idol’s Jasmine Trias)) & Tell Me
Dream (Radio
I wonder how much more money they had to pay to get Sam to put on a skirt?
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Isn't it sad that he has the most feminine features of the three of them. Ouch. Something's wrong with your brother is prettier than you are.
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is that SamRo's bare leg I see? Mark Ronson looks like this guy who used to stand outside my convent school masturbating till he was arrested. They give me the creeps.
Oh wow, her twin sister is UGLY as SIN! I can't believe anyone in their right mind would want to desecrate a perfectly good roll of film for that mess.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
I also predict Lindsay will start fucking the male Ronson any day now. And then finally when she has reached her full sluttacious potential she will do Charlotte for it will be the closest she will ever be to 'being' with herself.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 11, 2008 - 12:10pm.
SamRo has a birkin bag and probably doesn't are and wishes it it was a leather wallet on a chain.
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I'll bet she wishes it was actually a MERKIN bag.
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Sorrow is knowledge, those that know the most must mourn the deepest, the tree of knowledge is not the tree of life. -- Lord Byron
She must come from money if she can make a career out of being a DJ. It's one of those pastimes that the wealthy are able to classify as a job. If playing and/or scratching a record is an in-demand skill, then I was a master at age five with my Fisher Price Record Player and the Police's "Every Breath You Take" single.
Submitted by letinstar on August 11, 2008 - 1:17pm.
i'm confused as to why i should care about any of these people...
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I wonder that every time I come on Dlisted... D:
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Hi5.
Submitted by FrappBloat on August 11, 2008 - 11:35am.
I honestly thought the sister was Lohan.
I thought the same thing. It's bizarre.
Clarisse, I totally agree with you. Ever since Mark started hitting all the hipster blogs and became THE golden boy for the trust fund set who enjoy wallowing in faux alienation and irony, I was over his conceited ass.
And then then he posed in a Gap ad last year that showcased his skinny biceps. That was the last straw.
He's dead to me.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
SamRo has a birkin bag and probably doesn't are and wishes it it was a leather wallet on a chain.
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08
SamRo comes from money? No wonder White Oprah, err, I mean, Hohan is licking it. Her twinsie looks alright - she's working the wonk, but the Lucy Liu right way, not the Parasite skanky way.
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
oh craps!i thought the 1st 2 pics were LiLo and the last two were Charlotte. ewwww. she's bumping chocha's with a twin of her twin...
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
They look like they haven't slept in 56 days.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
ugh so their younger siblings aspire to be model/actresses/dj's too? and attend Bard?
this family needs to just join the cast of Gossip Girls.
and what's sad is that certain moments I wish my family was that smug and privelged...
cannot. believe. i. just. said. the. above.
ugh.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Hotness.
Think SamHo looks cool without the hat and with eyeliner. Mark a bit of a twerp look.
Well, I have a thing for photoshoots inspired by movies. Don't care about the people in them. anyway SamRo is decent with a little makeup.
That must be sad that your siblings are that hot and you look like a deer caught in headlights. Ugh so ugly! Maybe if she gained about 15 lbs. dressed better and stopped walking like a fucking hunchback!
i'm confused as to why i should care about any of these people...
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butt sex can lead to ass babies...be sure to use a condom...
whatever. sam looks super hot in those pictures. i would. and i'm straight. just sayin'.
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