Monday, August 11th 2008
Through The Cheetos
Lynne Spears has made it "Through the Storm" thanks to a little help from the millions of dollars she's received from whoring out her kids. Lynne has put her parenting tips into a little book which is due out next week. Whoever buys this book should automatically get a visit from Child Protective Services. Taking parenting advice from Lynne Spears is like....well....like taking parenting advice from Lynne Spears. White Oprah should have been Lynne's co-author.
And that cover looks like a still from a Massengill commercial from the 80s. I used to be obsessed with those commercials when I was little. "I have to ask you something really personal...."
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It is so disgusting that Publishers would give this woman any money for a book, when her family is so fucked up. Or maybe that is why.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)
Lynn Spears gives me that no so fresh feeling.
and my obgyn says no to douching, but I never got her opinion about fucking them, so I keep doing that.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Lynn Spears is a great mother - look how many celebrities she has raised! There is no comparison to Dina Lohan. At least BRITNEY has never been photographed drunk at clubs or showing her vagina to the paps. Think about THAT. I wish Lynn Spears was my mother.
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“I like it, ... but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.” - Paris Hilton
“What's a soup kitchen?” - Paris Hilton
I think we could come up with a better title that "Through the Storm". C'mon Dlisters, what do you think would be a better title.
Through the Crazy
Through the Starbucks Drive-thru
Through the Storm with a Purple Drank in Hand.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
I have never douched in my life. Fucked some douchebags, though. Kind of the same thing.
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TimTams Rule!
I cannot believe this book is for real - after how bad her kids turned out? Yeah, she's a mother to look up to and/or take advice from.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 11, 2008 - 10:14am.
I can't believe they went ahead and published this crap.
I hope it sells 3 copies.
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Hahaha...You are being too generous this morning! I'd hoped for none!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I bet it willgo start to #1 and will be on the best sellers list for weeks maybe even months NEVER underestimate the power of stupid people.
Who is the Marketing geniuses behind any of this crack?? I can't on one for fear full seizure from either idea. That commercial is beyond disturbing.
She's actually looking out the window and smiling while she watches her kids playing in traffic.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I can't believe they went ahead and published this crap.
I hope it sells 3 copies.
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Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.
- "Parenthood" (1989)